What kind of jokes can make everyone laugh?

1 My classmate said: I put too much washing powder. The other asked: What? Your brother has too many wives?

The power is out, and my dad's mobile phone is still charging. He looked for something with a candle. I asked him what you were looking for, and when he said how to charge, the green light went out.

Once I went to dinner with a friend of mine, the clerk in that shop was dragging and rolled his eyes and asked, what do you eat? My friend said you have any specialties here, and the clerk said, everything! My friend was anxious and said, then give me a plate of tomatoes and stir-fry tomatoes! ! !

The meals in our school canteen are divided into soft meals and hard meals. One day, after careful consideration, a boy in front of me in the canteen said, I'd better eat soft rice. ...

How much sadness can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. ...

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, she killed all the students.

Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.

Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

Take off your clothes, I am an animal. Put on your clothes, I am the devil.

10 A stutterer invigilated and found a student peeking. He shouted angrily: "You, you, you, you dare to cheat, stand up for me!" " Five students stood up.

1 1 I remember one day after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a message: "Let's break up!" Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "I'm sorry, I sent it wrong."

12 You blink your eyes and I die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die. "This is too sad. ...

13 You wear cologne, but I can still vaguely smell scum.

14 The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

/kloc-before 0/5, the geography teacher was a man, which was particularly violent. Anyone who spoke or was distracted was punched, but he didn't hit the girl. A new girl doesn't know that she thinks men and women are equal. Once she secretly read cartoons in class, and was found by the geography teacher and walked up to her. She also said that the girl turned pale with fear and shouted: indecent assault ~ our geography teacher waterfall sweat.

16. Another time, a friend asked me, which man do I think is the most handsome in history? I said Pan An, but he despises Yang Zongbao. I asked why. He said proudly, "Don't you know that Mulan fell in love with him at first sight?"

17 Freeze! Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left and women stand on the right. Standing among perverts, talking about you and reading text messages!

18 The wolf came and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged "big pig, go and block the door!" Two pigs to block the window! " Mother pig got angry when she saw the pig and roared, "Third, don't read the message! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away! "

Imperial edict 19: Fengtian carries goods, and the emperor summons: because you don't love me, you will be punished for three days, and you are not allowed to shit, and you are not allowed to take paper when you shit, only three feet with paper until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

Two popular songs that eunuchs hate most: Pruning Plums and Keeping Roots.

2 1 When you walk on a single-plank bridge, you find a tiger in front and a wolf behind. How did you get there? A: I fainted.

An ant said to the elephant, "I have it, it's yours!" " "The elephant fainted after hearing this, and when he woke up, he said to the ant," I want another one! " "Hearing this, the ant was scared to death!

Psychological test: If you race with a bear, you would like to: 1. You run faster than a bear; 2. Run as fast; 3. You run slower than a bear …

Answer: 1. You are worse than an animal; 2. You are an animal; You are worse than animals.

In the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. "

Twenty-five athletes shot and missed five shots in a row. The coach said, idiot! Look at me! I voted five times, but I still didn't get in. "See? That's how you voted just now! "

26. The latest archaeological discovery: Li Bai, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, has a wife named Zhao and a daughter named Zhao! There is a poem to prove it: Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke!

He said proudly, "Don't you know that Mulan fell in love with him at first sight?"