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Hello, our tour group will answer your questions:

(a) Cyprus is rated as one of the fifth safest holiday countries in the world because:

1. Good public security management system: In Cyprus, there are 466 policemen for every 100000 people. Its public security management ranks 2 1.

2. The incidence of theft is low: in Cyprus, its anti-theft safety factor ranks 22nd. This is not the first time that Cyprus has won international recognition and praise. Not long ago, Cyprus was awarded the title of "one of the five most livable destinations in the world" and "one of the twenty' best' countries in the world" for its good living environment and contribution to the earth and all mankind.

(2) Where is the law and order in Cyprus?

1. Banks in Cyprus don't need bulletproof glass.

There are almost no security doors at the entrance and entrance of the apartment.

Most doors of buildings are made of glass. The entrance door feels similar to our interior door, but security window is invisible. Some windows are equipped with aluminum alloy roller blinds, but they are not used for theft prevention, but for shading, because the Mediterranean sun is fierce, and so are villas, and there are no anti-theft doors and windows.

You don't have to pay a deposit to stay in a hotel. Pay for a few days' accommodation, give the key to the bar when you leave, say "thank you" to each other and leave.

There are few policemen in the street! This is a common practice in Cyprus. The local law and order in Europe is really good, not how strong the law enforcement force is, but how high the overall quality of the people is. A joke, meaning "Cyprus has a good law and order, so good that even the police will feel bored"!

It is incredible that the safest country can be so safe.

I hope my answer can help you.