Jokes at the party

A jeweler panicked and rushed into the police station to report the case and said to the police officer, "Just now, there was."

A container truck drove in front of my shop, the door opened, and I ran and ran out of it.

An elephant. The beast broke the window glass, stuck out his long nose and put pearls, pearls, pearls.

The treasure ran all over, then got into the container, and the car left, left, and left! "

The rigorous police officer asked, "Did you get a good look at the gangster? That's an African elephant.

Or an Asian elephant? "

"What's the difference between them?"

"Asian elephants have smaller ears, while African elephants have bigger ears," the police officer explained.

"My God, haven't you ever robbed before?" Cried the jeweler, "It's on its head.

Wearing stockings! "