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Review of Badaling Great Wall
Now we are at the foot of Badaling Great Wall, which was built in the Ming Dynasty. Standing at the foot of the Great Wall, we can see from a distance that the Great Wall is like a long dragon hovering in the mountains.
The walls of the Great Wall are paved with huge stones, some of which are 2 meters long and some weigh hundreds of pounds. Please climb the Great Wall with me. On the top of the city wall, there are pieces of square bricks, and those are the square bricks we step on. These square bricks are very flat and wide, and five or six horses can parallel them. On both sides of the city wall, there are toothed crenels more than two meters high, and the recessed part of the crenels is called the observation deck. The square hole under the observation port is called the shooting port. What's this shooting hole for? Do I have to tell you? Hey, hey, of course you're hiding there, and the arrow swished. With such a high pile in the way, even if the enemy has archers, they can't hit the target.
Ok, let's work hard and have a rest on the square terrace not far ahead!
Speaking of Fangcheng platform, everyone may know it is called bonfire! What is the beacon tower for? Of course, it's not for us to sit here and rest, nor to take pictures here. Hey, hey, I'm just kidding you. This beacon tower is mainly used to transmit military information. How to deliver? Actually, it's very simple, that is, when there is an enemy situation, I light a cigarette with wolf dung during the day and make a fire with firewood at night. These cigarettes and fires were not lit at random. In the Ming dynasty, strict regulations were made on the relationship between bonfires and enemies: if the enemy exceeds 100, light a cigarette and fire a shot; Five hundred people, burning two smoke spots and two guns; More than 1000 people, three cigarettes and three guns; More than five thousand people, four cigarettes and four guns; More than ten thousand people, five cigarettes and five cannons. In this way, the military intelligence of the border can be quickly and accurately transmitted to the imperial city.
After listening to the structure of the Great Wall, everyone must marvel at the intelligence and wisdom of the ancients! Yes, there are no bulldozers, cranes or cranes ... People actually built the Great Wall of Wan Li with their own hands.
Of course, there are many legends about this magnificent project. Let me tell you a legend about Meng Jiangnv crying on the Great Wall!
In the Qin Dynasty, there was a kind and beautiful woman named Meng Jiangnv. One day, when she was doing housework in her yard, she suddenly found a man hiding under the grape trellis, which startled her and was about to shout. I saw the man waving his hand again and again, pleading, "Don't shout, don't shout, help me!" " My name is Fan Xiliang, and I'm here to escape. "This time, in order to build the Great Wall, Qin Shihuang was arresting people everywhere to do coolies. I don't know how many people died of starvation! Meng Jiangnv saved Fan Xiliang. When she saw that he was sensible and had a pair of beautiful eyes, she took a fancy to him, and Fan Xiliang fell in love with Meng Jiangnv. They are soul mates, and with the consent of their parents, they are ready to get married.
On the wedding day, Meng's family was decorated with lanterns and decorations, beaming with joy. Seeing that it was getting dark, the people who drank the wedding banquet gradually dispersed. The bride and groom are about to enter the bridal chamber when all of a sudden they only hear chickens flying and dogs barking. Then a group of vicious officers and men broke in, and they can't be blamed. They chained Fan Xiliang and forced him to work in the Great Wall. The happy event went up in smoke, and Meng Jiangnv was filled with grief and indignation, missing her husband day and night. She thought that instead of sitting at home in a hurry, I would go to the Great Wall to find him myself. Yes! Do it! Meng Jiangnu immediately packed her bags and set off.
Along the way, I don't know how much wind, frost, rain and snow I have experienced and how many steep mountains and rivers I have trekked. Meng Jiangnv never cried a bitter word or shed a tear. Finally, with tenacious perseverance and deep love for her husband, she reached the Great Wall. At this time, the Great Wall is already a long wall composed of construction sites. Meng Jiangnv went from one construction site to another to look for it, but her husband never showed up. Finally, she summoned up her courage and asked a group of migrant workers who were about to go to work: "Do you have Fan Xiliang here?" Migrant workers said: "There is such a person, a newcomer." Hearing this, Meng Jiangnv was extremely happy! She quickly asked again, "Where is he?" The migrant workers said, "They are dead, and the bodies have been filled at the foot of the city!" " "
Suddenly hearing the bad news was like a bolt from the blue. Meng Jiangnv only felt black at the moment and burst into tears. I cried for three days and nights, and I cried so dark that even the sky was moved. It's getting dark and the wind is getting stronger and stronger. There was a loud crash, and a section of the Great Wall cried down, revealing its corpse. Meng Jiangnv's tears dripped on his bloody face. She finally met her beloved husband, but he never saw her again because he had been killed by the cruel Qin Shihuang.
Well, after listening to my mile-long introduction, we walked for miles on square bricks, and tourists stopped not far ahead. Please go back the way you came. Bye!
Travel Notes of Badaling Great Wall _ Travel Notes Composition 1200 Word Two
The Great Wall is the most magnificent building and great military defense system in ancient China, the pride of China and the miracle of the world. Ming Great Wall starts from Yalu River in the east, reaches Jiayuguan in the west, and stretches for Vandory. Badaling Great Wall is the outpost of Juyongguan, with a wall height of more than 7 meters and a top width of about 5 meters. At the corners and intersections of the Great Wall, there are beacon towers and watchtowers, which are the essence of the Great Wall in Wan Li.
I remember the last time I went to Badaling was when I was two years old. After a long time, the majestic Great Wall is a little blurred in my mind. In the morning, my mother asked me to take my brother to Badaling to relive the miracle of China-the Great Wall of Wan Li.
My brother and I took the 9 19 bus on the way to Badaling. I couldn't restrain my inner excitement and looked at the beautiful scenery outside the window in a novel way: many trees were planted on the mountain, dense and dense. Looking around, it is green, which makes people feel cool. However, some rocks are exposed because there are no trees to cover them. Under the sunlight, it emits golden light, which is particularly conspicuous in the green. They have withstood the baptism of wind and rain, showing various shapes, some like peaches, some like rabbits, and some like mushrooms. If the nearby mountain is like a green carpet, then the distant mountain is like an ocean in dense fog, giving people a hazy feeling. There are also a few soft white clouds floating on the mountain, which adds some charm to the mountain.
With thousands of expectations, we finally arrived at Badaling. I rushed out of the car and threw myself into the embrace of nature. The scenery under the car stunned me: the corn fenced by the roadside was planted. There is also a winding path in the middle of the cornfield. I not only praised the famous poet Yang Wanli's "New Town Xugong Store": "The hedge is sparse all the way, and the flowers on the tree head are not shaded. The children are scrambling to catch up with Huang Die, and cauliflower is nowhere to be found. " Ah! What a beautiful poem!
After bidding farewell to the beautiful scenery, we walked on and unconsciously came to the entrance of the city. My brother and I agreed to see who was too tired to go first. When we came to the door, we were greeted by a great general gun. Look at this name, it's imposing. The barrel of the Shenwei general gun is 2.85 meters, and the maximum range is more than 500 meters! This barrel looks as thick as my arm. How can it be so far away? But I have no time to think about it. There was only one thought in my mind at that time: climb up, climb up. So, I did two steps in three steps, and then climbed the first step, aha! Simple. But who knows the pain is behind! At this time, I saw many tourists coming down from above sweating and muttering: "No one can hold on in such a hot day!" " "I feel a little psychological pressure when I hear this: what if I can't persist? That brother should look down on me! Forget it, regardless of him, who wins or loses is still unknown!
I continued to climb forward. I didn't feel anything at first, but after a while I was a little overwhelmed. My legs are full of mercury and my neck is full of sweat, as if I had just taken a shower. My hair is permed. If I put an egg on it, it will be cooked in less than a minute! I am like a roast chicken thrown into the stove, with a brazier on my head. That smell will never be forgotten! But I dare not say tired first, I will be laughed at by my brother! I had to hold on until my brother said he was tired. But my brother seems to be a robot and never gets tired. He always runs fast. Finally, my brother said, "Let's have a rest!" "Yes!" I jumped high with joy. I don't know why these forces didn't work when I just climbed the stairs! After a short rest at the beacon tower, we continued on our way. As soon as I got out of the beacon tower, my poor neck, which had just been dried, came to life at once, and sweat pattered off on my own initiative. Alas! If only I could put this spirit on my leg!
Note that there is an approximately vertical steep slope ahead! My eyes remind my brain. The brain received an order and quickly gave instructions to the legs: climb up. I looked up at the nearest beacon tower and my neck tilted to the sky. Don't tell me, it's a bit like a giraffe eating leaves! My back is full of mercury, and my steps are very slow, probably about the same as snails! I envy the people who take the cable car at the moment. If only I could sit on it! (Of course, the premise is that I have money. ) finally overcame the difficulty of fatigue, and the trouble came again. My stomach growled. Fortunately, I came prepared, with as much bread, ham and yogurt!
Gradually, we climbed to the top of the mountain. I looked at the foot of the mountain and I could see Beijing at a glance. What road and railway looked so long at first, but now it looks not much different from my thumb! All the trees on the ground are gathered together, green and spread far away. I looked at another Great Wall in the distance, winding among the mountains, really like what people call a dragon. Such a magnificent building can be built by the ancients, which shows the wisdom of our ancestors. I really admire it! Looking at this beautiful scenery, although the sun is shining directly, it seems that there is a cool breeze blowing in my heart and I don't feel hot. It seems that the hard work when going up the mountain is worth it! Some people say that behind happiness is always suffering, and today I really understand the meaning of this sentence. If you have suffered and worked hard, you will get happiness and success in the future; If you don't work hard at all, you can't be happy and successful.
I looked at my watch. It has already passed 1 1. It's time to go down the mountain. So, I called my brother and prepared to go down the mountain. I have a hard time going up the mountain. I thought it would be easier to go down the mountain, but things are not what I thought. When I went down the mountain, my legs seemed to be mine. I ran straight ahead, but my body was lying back. The whole person is like being cut in half. It is better to go up the mountain! To be on the safe side, I have to use my unique skill-crab step, which means walking horizontally. It took us a long time to get down the mountain. Sweating even more than when going up the mountain! Anyway, anyway, we climbed to the top, and it's worth sweating more!
The day's journey of cultural experience ends here. Today, I have gained a lot and learned that as long as I persist, I will succeed!
I remember reading a passage: "A drop of water seems out of proportion to a boulder. However, if you let the water drop fall on the boulder all the time and look at it later, you will be surprised to find that the water drop has become a small pit. What is the reason? Very simple, only two words can explain it: Heng! "
What is perseverance? It means persistence and perseverance. If you persevere, you will get unexpected surprises. Just like climbing the Great Wall, you just met with difficulties. Stick to it and you will see beautiful scenery. Isn't that enough? If you flinch when you encounter difficulties, you can only leave great regret!
As long as you persist, you will succeed. Let this sentence become the vane of our life voyage, and I believe it will help us achieve the glory of life!
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