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Ten famous stories in Journey to the West

1 The Monkey King First Comes Out

There is a fairy stone on the top of Huaguo Mountain on the seashore of Aolaiguo in Dongsheng Shenzhou. One day, the fairy stone crashed and burst, and it was earth-shattering and turned into a stone monkey. This stone monkey is sensitive and intelligent. He makes friends with monkeys and finds a good place to settle down in water curtain cave. The monkeys respect the stone monkey as the Monkey King. The Monkey King sailed across the ocean alone to a fishing village in search of an immortal prescription. He picked up clothes, stole shoes and hats, and went to restaurants to drink and eat noodles, making many jokes and learning to be human. After searching all the way, the Monkey King finally boarded the platform and met the Bodhi founder in Sanxing Cave in Xieyue. His father named him the Monkey King. Since then, Wukong has participated in Zen Buddhism, learned martial arts and mastered 72 kinds of changing skills. On Huaguo Mountain, monkeys are in danger. Wukong came back in a cloud and started a fight with the devil incarnate.

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The Monkey King defeated the devil incarnate, and the flowers and fruit mountains were beaming. The little monkeys practiced martial arts every day and were very happy. Wukong broke into the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea and asked the Dragon King for the Zhenhai God Needle-Ruyi Golden Hoop. Although this stick weighs 13,5 Jin, it can support the sky and land, and the small variable needle is hidden in the ear. When Wukong went to sleep drunk, he suddenly saw two policemen come to claim his life. Wukong made a scene in Yamaraja Hall and ordered the judge to take out the book of life and death, and crossed out the dates of birth and death of monkeys. The Dragon King and the Yan King complained to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor sent Taibai Venus to the lower bound to woo the Monkey King and ask him to be an official in heaven. Wukong went there gladly, and under the teasing of Wu Quxing, the Jade Emperor made him a Bi Mawen. When Wukong realized that he was just a groom, he turned to Huaguo Mountain in great anger and raised the banner, calling himself the Great Sage of Qitian. The Jade Emperor couldn't stand it, so he told King Tota and Nezha to lead the heavenly soldiers to kill Huaguo Mountain.

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The Great Sage Disturbs the Heavenly Palace

The tall and powerful pioneer spirit can't compete with the clever and clever the Monkey King. Nezha came to the rescue on a steamboat and was beaten to death. The jade emperor had to recruit Wukong to heaven for the second time, and allowed him to be the Great Sage of Qitian, and put him in charge of the Flat Peach Garden. The Queen Mother is going to hold a "Flat Peach Festival", and seven fairies are going to pick peaches in the garden. Hearing that the Queen Mother didn't invite him to the grand event, the Great Sage drove on Xiangyun and headed straight for Yaochi Baoge. He drank the fairy wine, stole the elixir, took the Xiantao and turned to Huaguo Mountain. On the recommendation of Guanyin, the Jade Emperor sent Erlang God to collect Wukong. Wukong and Jiro each showed their magical powers, and they fought endlessly, regardless of the outcome. Grandfather Lao Jun threw down the King Kong sleeve from the air and knocked Wukong down. The Jade Emperor ordered the heavenly soldiers to put Wukong on the demon-chopping platform, and the knife and axe were chopped, and the thunder hit the fire, but it was not damaged at all. A group of immortals offered suggestions, and the old gentleman took Wukong back to the palace of the pocket rate, put him into the gossip furnace, and tried it with three flavors of real fire. Unexpectedly, after forty-nine days, the Monkey King still jumped out of the Dan furnace and refined a pair of eyes. In his rage, he hit the Hall of the Soul.

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The Jade Emperor invited the Tathagata Buddha from the Western Heaven to fight against Wukong, but Wukong couldn't turn over the Tathagata's palm. The Tathagata turned his five fingers into a "five-element mountain" and put Wukong under the five-element mountain. The Heavenly Palace held an Anti-Heaven Conference to celebrate the surrender of the demon monkey, and the world was at peace. At the foot of Wuxing Mountain, the Monkey King was lonely and deserted, and experienced rain, snow, wind and frost. Five hundred years later, Guanyin was instructed to go to the east to find a Buddhist scriptures. He changed into an old monk, learned about the life experience of Xuanzang in Chang 'an Hotel, and chose him to learn from the scriptures. Xuanzang's surname is Chen, and his father won the top prize. He took his wife to the official career and was victimized by robbers. The thief took Mrs. Chen captive, and the wife gave birth to a posthumous child. She reluctantly put the baby on a board and threw it into the river. The elders of Jinshan Temple rescued the baby and named it Jiang Liuer. In the future, he will grow into a monk Xuanzang. Xuanzang was determined to learn from the West, and Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong, became brothers with him and gave Xuanzang the cassock presented by Guanyin. Xuanzang went on the road alone and stayed in Orion's hut for the night, thinking that he would cross two boundary mountains tomorrow, which reminded him of his homesickness and made him sleepless.

5 The Monkey King protects the Tang Priest

Wukong once gave advice from Guanyin and was willing to convert to Buddhism, waiting day and night for the Buddhist scriptures. Xuanzang passed the Wuxing Mountain, uncovered the Tathagata's post, rescued Wukong, and named him Monkey. Mentors and apprentices walked together and stayed at the farmhouse overnight. In a white light, the white horse of Tang Priest disappeared, and Wukong found the eagle sorrow stream and fought the little white dragon fiercely, but he never won. At night, three robbers came to rob the farmhouse, and Wukong killed all the robbers. The Tang Priest accused him of killing, and Wukong left the master in anger. Persuaded by the Old Dragon King of the East China Sea, Wukong changed his mind, and from the story of the Old Dragon King, he understood what happened to Prince Xi Hailong. The Tang Priest went west alone, and the changing woman in Guanyin, Lu Yu, gave him a brocade flower hat and taught him a magic spell. Wukong returned to master and put on a flowered hat. Since then, he has been restrained by the incantation. Guanyin came to attune, and the little white dragon became the Bai Longma of Tang Priest.

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The Master and the Apprentice came to Guanyin Temple, and Elder Jinchi warmly received them. Wukong showed off the cassock to the elder, who became greedy and borrowed it back to his room to watch. In order to occupy the cassock, Elder Jinchi ordered the monks to set fire to the Tang Priest and his disciples. Wukong went to the South Tianmen to borrow a fire shield from Guangmu Tianwang to save Master, and then blew a divine wind to burn Guanyin Temple to pieces. Ashamed and frightened, the elder fell into the fire and set himself on fire and died. The treasure cassock has long been robbed by the bear monster in black wind mountain, and wants to hold a "Buddhist costume party" to show off the treasure. Wukong invited Guanyin to soothe the black bear monster.

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A strange thing happened in Gaolaozhuang: Miss Gao was taken away by the government, and the old man and his wife cried all the way, which alarmed Pig Wuneng who was sleeping in the grass. The old pig rescued Miss Gao. Gao Laohan and his wife adopted Wu Neng as their son-in-law. At the banquet, Wuneng was drunk and showed his true face, scaring away the guests. Miss Gao also refused to go to different rooms. Wuneng could only lock Miss Gao in the back garden and forbid her to meet her parents and family. Wukong and Master came to stay in the villa. Wukong used clever tricks to find out the origin of Zhu Wuneng. Zhu Wuneng used to be the Marshal of Tianpeng, but he was sent to the lower bound because of flirting with Chang 'e. He threw a pig fetus by mistake and was enlightened by Guanyin, waiting for the Buddhist scriptures. Tang Priest accepted him as an apprentice and named him Pig Bajie.

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On Huangfengling, there was a strange wind, and the Tang Priest was caught by a monster. Wukong fought Huang Fengguai to save his master, and his eyes were injured by the demon wind. Lishan's mother's changing old mother cured Wukong's eyes. Wukong invited bodhisattva lingji to subdue the yellow wind king turned by the stingray. The three men came to the quicksand river, and Wukong fought several times with Sha Wujing, who was waiting for the scriptures. Guanyin's apprentice Mu Shu came to explain the situation, so the Tang Priest accepted Sha Wujing as his apprentice, and the four of them continued to travel west. In a manor house, the hospitable hostess wanted to marry the Tang Priest as her husband and her three daughters to Wukong, Bajie and Friar Sand. Only Bajie, inspired by God, sneaked into the backyard to get married, which made many jokes. This hostess and three daughters were originally Li Shan's mother, Guanyin, Manjusri and Pu Xian, three bodhisattvas, and they specially tested the Tang Priest and his disciples here. Bajie was very ashamed of being teased.

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The Tang Priest and his disciples went to Wuzhuangguan to stay. Two Taoist children, Qingfeng and Mingyue, presented two ginseng fruits to Tang Priest on the orders of Master Zhenyuan Daxian. Causality is like a baby, and Tang Priest dare not eat it. Bajie urged Wukong to steal ginseng fruit from the garden and share it with other disciples. Erdaotong found the fairy fruit missing and scolded Tang Priest and his disciples. Wukong was angry and knocked down the ginseng fruit tree. That night, the four men left in a hurry, only to be caught back by Zhenyuan Daxian who came back from Milo Palace by magic. Wukong promised to search all the immortals and heal the fruit trees.

1 "Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon"

Mrs. Bones was bent on eating the meat of the Tang priest, but she was afraid that the Monkey King would see through her true colors, so she changed into a village girl, an old woman and an old man three times respectively, which moved the compassion of the Tang priest. Tang Priest was really taken in by Bai Gujing's change of heart, but the Monkey King saw through it three times and beat him to death with a golden hoop. Tang Priest thinks that the Monkey King killed innocent people and is determined to drive Wukong away. With a piece of paper in hand, Wukong shed tears. The Tang Priest remembered the feelings of mentoring in the past, and he could not help crying.