Interesting riddle, brain teaser

Lead: The following are funny riddles I collected. I hope you like them.

Puzzle: What do men like best in the eyes of beautiful women? The answer is: eyes.

Puzzle: How do pandas take color photos? Answer: Stick out your tongue and spit it out \ (╯-╰)

Puzzle: How to describe black people eating black things? Answer: black eats black.

Puzzle: What is white plus white? Answer: Two white rabbits.

Puzzle: The elephant in the zoo died. Why is Hades so sad? Answer: Because he wants to dig such a big hole?

Funny riddle puzzle: Why does a daughter-in-law dislike her mother-in-law, while a granddaughter likes her grandmother? Funny riddle answer: the enemy of the enemy is a friend! !

Riddle encyclopedia and answer, riddle: what injury can't be treated in the hospital? Answer: nerve-racking

Riddles and answer puzzles: When does the clock in Times Square ring 13? Riddles and riddles: when to fix them?

Riddle Encyclopedia and Answers _ _ Riddle: What eggs can't hatch? (Beat two eggs) Answer: Idiot villain.

Puzzle: One day Xiaoming accidentally bumped into a telephone pole. Why does his hand hurt? Answer: Because Xiao Ming hit the telephone pole severely.

Puzzle: Where does acne grow? Aren't you so worried? Answer: other people's faces

A caterpillar crossed a river without a bridge. How can it get past it? Answer: It flies like a butterfly.

After Adam and Eve got married, what was the biggest regret? Answer: No one came to the wedding reception.

Fan: Where did you risk your life? Answer: Hospital.

Fan: Why do people have to be invited to dinner when they get married and do funerals? Answer: The former is to announce that there is one more person in the family to eat, and the latter is to announce that there is one less person in the family to eat.

Fan: Why are fat people more afraid of the sun than thin people? Answer: Because fat people have a large amount of sun exposure.

Fan noodles: What does the mother worry most about when her daughter attends the dance for the first time? Answer: Dancing with wolves.

Vermicelli noodles: What is pigskin for? Answer: wrapped in pork

Fan: Why doesn't Xiao Ming use it? Side? Is the word "side" used to make sentences? Answer: Because the teacher said you can't do things half-heartedly.

Fan: Xiao Wu praises his girlfriend? Beautiful? But I was beaten by my girlfriend. Why? Answer: Full score 100.

Fan: On Mother's Day, what should you do if you don't want your mother to do the dishes and you don't want to do them yourself? Answer: tell mom:? Mom, wash it tomorrow?

Vermicelli noodles: The teacher wrote a composition. What's the topic? What if I am the chairman? All the students are absorbed in writing. Why doesn't Xiao Ming do it? A: Xiaoming and other secretaries wrote it for him.

Fan: There is a car thief, and no one around has seen Ferrari. Why not steal it? Answer: That car is his.

Fan Mian: What is the happiest thing to describe a girl who looks good? Answer: Lies.

Fan: Lao Zhang accidentally swallowed a gold coin. Why didn't he take it out by surgery ten years later? Answer: Because he is not short of money.

Fan: Xiaoming handed in a picture that was completely blacked out in the drawing class. Why did the teacher still pass? Answer: Because Xiao Ming painted a man in black catching a crow in the dark.

Fan: Napoleon shouted when he commanded the battle? Let's go ? Why are all the soldiers not moving? A: Because Napoleon spoke Chinese, the soldiers couldn't understand him.

Mystery: A sow crossed the river with 10 piglets, with three piglets on her back. Cross the river or 10 piggy. Why? Answer: Sows can't count, hahaha!

Noodles: Xiaoming went to a joke telling contest and kept putting ice on his mouth all the way. Why? Answer: To keep the jokes fresh.

Fan: Which is more loyal, defecation or urination? Why? Answer: urinate, because every time you urinate, you don't necessarily have stool. When you shit, you always support it.

Fans: Confucius, Mencius and Laozi slept in the pigsty at the same time and found that the sow was pregnant. Definitely not Confucius and Mencius. Who did this? Answer: I did it! !

Funny riddle: Who makes money by luck every day? The answer to this interesting puzzle is: gas delivery workers.

The face of a funny riddle: How long does it usually take to finish reading Tsinghua? The answer to this interesting riddle: about one second. . . Tsinghua University is just four words.

Riddle of funny riddle: which one is in the egg? Bones? It means deliberately looking for trouble, so choose among eggs? Stone? What does this mean? The answer to the funny riddle: A chicken has kidney calculi, so it must pick up stones.

Funny riddle: When did you see the most stars? The answer to this interesting riddle is: when you step on a mine! !

The riddle of funny riddle: Why do modern people like to dig their ears more and more? The answer to the funny riddle: More and more people love to swear.

Funny riddle: Why does the tiger fight and fight until it dies? The answer to the funny riddle: because no one dares to stop fighting.

Funny riddle: Xiao Wang's height 1.75 meters. Why did he become 1.78m after playing basketball? The answer to this interesting riddle is: I was hit with a bag on my head.

Riddle of funny riddle: What is a flower inserted in cow dung? The answer to the interesting riddle: morning glory

Funny riddle: Which company in China has the most people? The answer to the interesting riddle: Dalian