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The joke of primary school students' final exam (urgent! ! )

1, sister Zhang Haidi is paralyzed; 2. Sister Zhang Haidi studied tenaciously; 3. Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages; 4. Sister Zhang Haidi studied acupuncture. (Note: The correct answer should be: Sister Zhang Haidi, although paralyzed, studied hard, not only learning many foreign languages, but also learning acupuncture. As a result, one child wrote: Although Zhang Haidi's sister stubbornly studied acupuncture and many foreign languages, she was still paralyzed. Later, a more fierce child wrote: Sister Zhang Haidi not only learned a foreign language, but also learned acupuncture. She studied so doggedly that she was finally paralyzed. Sister Zhang Haidi is paralyzed, because she studies hard, not only learning a lot of foreign languages, but also learning acupuncture. Sister Zhang Haidi studied very tenaciously, not only learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture, but also learned paralysis at last. Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture, and was paralyzed by tenacious study. Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture through tenacious study. As a result, she paralyzed herself into a primary school student in the final exam according to a foreign language version of acupuncture book.