Friends, tell me a joke. I haven't laughed happily for a long time. ......

A leader set the telephone number of Xiao San as the "mayor" in his hand. Every time Xiao San calls, his wife says, "Come on! The mayor called! " ? After the leader answered the phone, the mayor asked me to go. When I was about to go out, my wife said to me in the back, "Work hard!" " ?

A foreigner was walking in the street of China. He didn't pay attention to his feet. As a result, he fell into a sewer without a manhole cover. After climbing out, the gentleman thundered, "You China are so bad. In our United States, any place that may be dangerous will be inserted with a small red flag to warn everyone! " The eldest brother of the city management made the foreigner speechless: "Didn't you see the red flag when you passed the customs?" ! "

What a heavy back, what a simple color, what a familiar sign, what a "big" to eat. Sa? Bi? Ah. . .