Classic sentences of mahjong humorous quotations

One is missing, three are missing, three are missing.

If I meet you, I will spend all my property! Then please leave me alone. I celebrate the Spring Festival, but I want to play mahjong.

Building the Great Wall of Wan Li is short of three things.

Let's push the platoon together.

Take a gamble and trust the car to become a Land Rover Range Rover.

Mahjong display published standards. The cards made by everyone were announced, and the cards formed after eating were also announced. At this time, it is necessary to flip the cards and show the bottom to everyone. Mahjong is announced at every stage.

Playing mahjong is indispensable in daily life. I grew up with my parents' mahjong, and gradually learned to play. After that, I played every night and became addicted to it every day.

On the mahjong table, I am my own master, and my fate is really in my own hands. According to playing mahjong, I feel that I really exist.

The village chief is short of one.

Come every round and never be late for work.

Mahjong became popular as soon as it came on stage.

A day of eating sea and playing mahjong.

Does anyone want to spend money with me?

The strength of the mahjong table is completely valued, and I am completely casual.

Sitting in the shop, drinking, listening to light music, playing cards and losing money.

Always lose money at cards, unhappy and unhappy, quit addiction and gambling.

Don't give up if you lose, and have a strong sense of market competition.

Impatient for a while and show a sense of teamwork.

The secret of playing mahjong: playing mahjong has long been our favorite game. I summed up a little secret for you. I wish you all victory!

You don't have to play mahjong during office hours. How can we teach every day without losing money?

Those who lose money at cards are usually the best in calculation, while those who make profits at casinos usually don't understand this. Calculation is wisdom, calculation is death. ……

I bought mahjong and folding tables in Suning, and then I can play mahjong at home, hahahahahaha. But the family is too small to forget the electric mahjong table, only hand rubbing.

I think winning is why I play mahjong.

Can I use a child star to push nine?

I'm really sorry. Going home in 2022 is another smiling face.

Because I like you to pretend to be free and easy, I always lose at cards

Are you numb?

Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling are all compensation, and only gambling has a round trip.

If you don't beat two chickens, you will suffer.

It's so hot at the dinner table that Lian Gang's mahjong is burnt.