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How to start a conversation humorously

What should girls talk about just now? Let's share some interesting chat opening remarks with you:

First: photo opening remarks!

It is a very practical and simple way to start a conversation with your sister with photos. Because photos can make girls curious, show themselves well and seduce girls, such as photos of food; Photos of good scenery; Photos of interesting activities, etc. Anything that might interest girls.

In practice, the response rate of photo opening remarks is very high. Of course, there are two points to be observed in the photos you sent, which may make your sister curious or interested.

Second: the topic opening remarks!

When we first met a girl, many people were often confused. They don't know what girls will like, where to start and what topics to talk about. Then, the topic opening is a very useful way to start a dialogue with girls!

So, what topic can we talk about?

Bian Xiao, I am a super introverted person, that is, the diaosi man in the hearts of girls, so that I am still a place at the age of 29. Later, I saw the cheats of picking up girls online, which are all dry goods. Now my girlfriend changes every time, which makes her a little trance. I don't know if I want to get married now. For brothers who are still single, you can also learn the secret of soaking old fish to improve yourself. Check it online. Anyway, they can learn to love and improve themselves without spending money. I feel nothing better than this.

First, we can look at her information and find a topic according to her circle of friends, her signature and the background of her circle of friends. For example, if his signature is a lyric of Jay Chou, then you can start your topic with Jay Chou or his songs.

For example, he has been to Suzhou, and so have you; He likes traveling, so do you; For example, your hometown is in the same place and so on. Remember: it is important to observe the details! Details! Details!

Second, find a topic according to the scene you know or your friends. For example, when I chat with a girl, I will find a topic according to where she goes shopping or her accent at that time.

What should I pay attention to during chatting?

1. Never keep asking questions!

If you keep asking questions, it will make chatting seem boring and embarrassing! At the same time, it will put a lot of pressure on girls! It will make her feel bored!

After sending a message to the other party, if the other party doesn't reply to you in time, you can't continue to send it!

If the other party doesn't reply, it means he is busy. If you keep sending it, it's easy to annoy the other party! Think about it, if you are busy doing things and your mother keeps urging you to chat with her, will you be bored?

Of course, if the other person doesn't reply to your message when he is free, it means that there is something wrong with the message you sent!