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Good morning, crawl and say hello.
2, a dime can't stop the high temperature, a dime can't get a refreshing breeze, a dime can't get a refreshing rain, but a dime can convey my blessing to you. May this blessing make you feel happy in the dog days!
3. Xiao Shu came to the dog days. At this time, the melons and fruits are ripe, bitter gourd and eggplant are more complementary, often washing clothes, eating more vegetables and exercising, getting enough sleep and being in a good mood!
4. The moon is missing and round, the sky is overcast in You Lan, the road is rugged and flat, the leaves will open, the dog days are hot, and the cool days in early autumn are coming. Your life is the most complete. I wish you happiness!
5, dog days health three treasures: light summer, steaming, dog days health, three treasures entrance. Supplement physical strength, reduce fever and prevent heatstroke. The treasure of Monopterus albus, which supplements the middle and benefits the qi; Lotus root two treasures, nutrition and summer heat; Sanbao mung bean, clearing away heat and toxic materials.
6, dog days, be happy, worry, don't worry, heatstroke prevention, rely on yourself, drink more water, sweat more, remember, add some salt, be energetic, healthy, slow and steady, and survive the dog days.
7. In hot summer, tranquility is the most beautiful music, and happiness is the scenery. Wash away all impetuousness, make your mood refreshing, stroll through the leisurely pond and gently brush the weeping willows on the shore. May you feel cool and comfortable!
8. When the dog days arrive, I will give you a lotus leaf first to keep out the sun for you. Send you another lotus flower, let it sway in the breeze to send you cool; Finally, send a plate of cold lotus root slices, let them cool, and stay with you for three days.
9. The road of life is a long journey, sincere and stone-opened. The glory of your career does not lie in waiting hard. Do not hesitate, do not wait. Your friends are always worried about you. I wish you a happy life.
10, I always think of your good things, and I always contact you for no reason. Everything is your "general manager". Listen to me in everything: we ignore the hot troubles and smile in summer. Hope to implement it seriously!
1 1, dog days, come to the trick: get enough rest and sleep, avoid catching a cold, cover yourself, clean your skin, take a bath frequently, fruits and vegetables are essential, and adjusting your diet is the most important.
12, hot and humid in dog days, easy to induce epidemic diseases. Swimming Tai Chi plus tourism, proper exercise, good physical fitness, sweet and refreshing daily diet, acid food with watermelon, good products for invigorating qi and removing fire, milk, fruits and vegetables. I wish you a cool and pleasant stay here!
13, dog days, five types of people should be careful of "emotional heatstroke": people who have been under stress for a long time, people who are not good at communicating with others, people with weak psychological endurance, people who are competitive, and people who suffer from diseases such as hypertension, diabetes, asthma and anorexia.
14, the dog days are coming, avoid the sun exposure, combine work and rest, eat more vegetables, not greasy or spicy, bye-bye, often drink tea, relax, get enough sleep, quit annoying and gas, take heatstroke prevention drugs with you, and be healthy and happy!
15, someone asked me what my wish was. I hope to be a towering tree, shielding you from the sun and bringing you coolness in such dog days. Pay attention to rest in dog days, and don't get heatstroke!
16, dog days are doomed, health depends on yourself! Drink more water and eat less wine all day; Take more walks in the morning and stay at home less during the day; The room is ventilated, and there is nothing wrong with blowing less air conditioning; Calm down, just have a good attitude!
17, cicadas are noisy from the beginning. I wish you a busy delivery. When the first day comes in a hurry and the temperature rises again, we should pay attention to our health. Cool and comfortable. May you feel as good as ever in this incipient weather.
18, enjoy a season of flowers, fragrant all over the sky; Watching the sunrise and sunset, the summer glow is colorful; Listen to the dew falling gently; Looking at the dawn of the morning, the light is shining; Enjoy the starry night sky, the moon is picturesque. On the way forward in life, sunshine comes after the storm, and friends miss each other longer after parting. The dog days are coming again, and the summer heat is hard to get rid of. May my blessing bring you coolness and make you healthy.
19, you should be blessed at the beginning and never admit defeat. Young people should work harder, be blessed at the beginning and be as strong as a tiger. Middle-aged and elderly people should exercise more, be blessed at the beginning and be healthy and satisfied. Friends wish you all the best.
20. The summer heat is hot and cold, and excessive cold wind leads to illness. This season is the hottest day in the dog days. Exercise every day to increase your physical strength. Appropriate supplementation of brackish water, vegetables, fruits, fish and poultry will make the balance between yin and yang more effective. Health depends on diet, and health often mixes you!
Good morning greetings 2 1, warm greetings in dog days, giving you warm care; The greetings in dog days are warm and send you warm wishes; The greetings in dog days are cool, which gives you the coolness in summer. Bless your friends, health and happiness will follow.
2. I learned to watch the morning glory in the mountains calmly and eat sunflower seeds with dew under the pine branches.
This is the dog days. What do you mean by dog days? Of course, happiness sticks to you, and good luck is easily dragged down by you, and good luck comes to you. Dog days, I wish you a good mood in dog days!
4. An egret flies over the quiet swamp, and mango birds sing in the trees in midsummer. I learned to watch the morning glory in the mountains calmly and eat sunflower seeds with dew under the pine branches.
5. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
6. I'm too young to live the second1dog days in my life. Why is it so hot?
7. It's extremely hot in summer, and cooling remedies can help you relieve the heat: kick the cold water pipe, move the refrigerator door, enter the cellar from the ground, watch ghost films sweat, watch cold jokes and laugh! Although the heat is unbearable, keep a good mood!
8, Sanfutian health three treasures: the treasure of squid, supplementing the middle and benefiting the qi; Lotus root two treasures, nutrition and summer heat; Sanbao mung bean, clearing away heat and toxic materials. Three treasures entrance, three volts is health. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and fever reduction.
9. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in dog days. In order to test and prevent heatstroke, a special summer table is issued: summer rain bursts to relieve summer heat, drink more green tea to reduce dryness, prevent insect bites from Wen Zi, be optimistic and worry-free, and exercise, especially in Beijing. If you can keep reading and understanding, congratulations on your heatstroke!
10, it's hot at noon in dog days, leaving the air-conditioned room like a steamer.
1 1, cucumber and peanut, diarrhea is hard to stop; Add tofu to the cake, and the meat is arrogant; Tea resists eggs and gastric juice; Seafood with fruit, poisoning on the back. Milk and oranges are not easy to absorb.
12, the field after summer is an endless ocean of lush green cages, and the land in dog days is a steaming steamer.
13, the hottest is only in dog days, and you will be given three servitude in dog days: once you surrender to the high temperature, you will enjoy coolness everywhere; Second, surrender your troubles and turn your bitter face into a smiling face; Third, hand over friendship and care about your heart. Greet "Three" in a few words, and wish you good luck in your life!
14, in this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, save your mother first, and let me cool down in the water.
15, Panasonic Mao Ting in May is cool, and Tingshayunshu in the evening is pale.
16, the golden wind blew overnight, sweeping away the heat all over the world for me.
17, cooling in calmness, indifferent to life. It's hard to get along more comfortably with others at this time.
18. Last year, there was a lot of sweat on the Huaihe River, and it was known in a week. Why not moisten the summer with soil and watch the autumn with fire?
19, the trees grow dark in summer, and the balcony reflects into the pond.
20, dog days, you all want to be cool, I will bring it to you, you all want to be healthy, I will bring it to you, I wish you a happy holiday and keep a good mood every day.
2 1, forget three volts in summer, and the cold will force five watches.
22, three volts of health is very important, in and out of the water is unusual, drink more boiled water, drink less cups, sweat more, better than eating a big meal, keep enough salt, pay attention to pH, understand your physique, and choose a water bottle for your physique.
23, read Pigos, and keep the frontier in poor years. Why are you washing and looking at each other?
24. I am glad that the wind is clear for three summers, and I have seen the rain pressing the dust.
25, life is precious in the soul: cold heart is cold, hot heart is like June; If the heart is tired, it will be lively and lonely, and if the heart loves peace, it will be noisy; Bitter heart means honey pot is also coptis chinensis, sweet heart means tasteless taste.
26. It's battery car ironing season again.
27. The dog days are coming again. Knowing that you are sultry, I send sincere wishes: capture true love in love, gain happiness in work, gain enthusiasm in career, and gain health in health preservation. I hope you can catch the coolness in my short message. If you forward it, you will catch a double happiness!
28. Autumn has arrived, which is quite crucial, so we shouldn't worry that it is in two places. Three days later, we just passed the autumn tiger and harvested in Wangtai all the seasons. The door of Five Blessingg is always open. I wish my friends a good harvest, and then beginning of autumn smiled!
29. The crystal curtains are breezy and the roses are fragrant. "After a long rain in Suwangchuan," Tang Woods stored rain, and smoke, steamed quinoa and boiled millet came slowly.
30. Why did you get tired of the heat in summer and end up in the hospital? There is nothing in front of me but the breeze under the window.
3 1, the second is refreshing in summer, and the third is happy. I send you another song "San Xiao": One smile will solve all your troubles, two smiles will lift your spirits, and San Xiao will remain young forever. Have a good time.
32. Yuanming wants to laugh at people, and there is no return. "Book-boarding Zuo Ting" was very popular in the Tang and Yuan Dynasties, so we might as well go to the book kiosk to have a look.
33, is about to enter the "dog days", everyone pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling, keep a good mood every day, calm and naturally cool.
34. How about three volts? Coming; What about the sun? Big; What about the temperature? Hot weather; What about friends? This is it; What about the text message? Here we are. Care? I see; Blessing, just look: I wish you no heatstroke in the dog days, happy and in a good mood!
35. The dog days are here. I wish you cool. May my infinite yearning for you make you extremely cool; May my infinite blessing turn into an umbrella to protect you from the sun and sweat. May you be cool in this summer!
36. It's hot in dog days, and you are dizzy and upset. It's important to adjust your diet. Pineapples and watermelons are more acidic, and fruits and vegetables are cooler in summer. Duck is a good recipe. Pay attention to moderate spicy food, and it's best to eat less warm food. I hope everyone can keep a smooth mood and be happy in the dog days!
No matter the dog days, you will feel autumn when you stay there.
38. In dog days, I know you are hot and dry. I specialize in collecting cheerful words edited by Yulu, picking flowers and immersing myself in people's blessings, collecting cool breeze and sending fresh short messages. I wish you happiness and a good mood every dog day!
39. Sleep on your shoulder and let your troubles fall asleep; Listen attentively and let the sadness fall; Hide in your heart and let loneliness escape; My dearest friend, when the first day of summer comes, I hope you can be spoiled in the arms of summer, be your own master and be happy!
40. sun gear will not freeze at noon. All countries are in a melting pot. The five mountains are green and withered, the clouds are gone, and the waves at the bottom of the sea are exhausted.
Good morning when you are asleep. 3 1, I can't stand it in dog days. No wonder I'm tired all day. Drink a bowl of mung bean soup to relieve summer heat and feel comfortable; Eating a piece of watermelon will reduce the fire and make it more refreshing; Send a short message and say hello. Have a nice day!
2, dog days, innocent and hot, send a blessing to congratulate: the weather is hot and hot, but your passion, the sun is like fire, but your career, sweating like rain, but you earned tickets. I wish good luck, fortune, luck and a better life in one go!
3, dog days, hot sun, evaporate your troubles. It is raining cats and dogs. Wash away your unhappiness. I will send a short message to convey my best wishes.
4, time flies, time flies, time is like water, time is like the devil, taking away the spring, taking away the coolness, bringing the dog days and bringing the heat. How much preciousness has been missed by the distance of space? Only the comfort of friends can't be missed. The long road of life is full of blessings. I wish you a clean and refreshing journey through life!
The dog days are coming. Do you feel hot? Tell you an effective summer remedy. Go to the top of Mount Everest in the morning, play hide-and-seek with penguins in the Antarctic at noon, and have a good sleep with polar bears at night. After reading this short message, I read the words "Guanyin Bodhisattva" three times, and the prescription for relieving summer heat took effect immediately.
6, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, there are spirits, the water is not deep, there are dragons, there are not many words, and there is a sincere blessing heart. Send you a cold blessing in the dog days, and forget all your troubles!
7, the hottest dog days, three days to send you three stickers. Stick it on your back to prevent heatstroke and moisture, and keep healthy. The second sticker is on your head, as sweet as honey. Stick three stickers outside the house and go around in the heat and summer. May you have fun every day, and may your whole family be happy.
8. The first time I fell in jiaozi, the second time I fell in love, the last time I fell in love, the pancakes rolled with eggs, the summer trilogy and the songs were all delicious. The first time I met you, the second time I met you, and the third time I said I love you. From the first time I fell in love, summer love has come quietly.
9, eat Sanbao Sanfu health, heatstroke prevention. Delicious Monopterus albus is the first treasure, which has the miraculous effect of tonifying the middle energizer and benefiting qi; Two treasures of lotus root in summer, nourishing spleen and stomach to prevent three highs; Mung bean sprouts are three treasures, clearing away heat and toxic materials, and cooling the surroundings.
10, "dog days, congratulations on being selected to participate for free. Delete the activities of three losses and three blessings, and delete the burden of life, the pressure of work and the boredom of the weather for you. Get my sincere blessing, the happiness of my family, and the good luck of my life! "
1 1, looking for something to enjoy the cool in the dog days. Listen, there's no need to be shocked. Since ancient times, the word "harmony of yin and yang" and "fu" itself contain the way of surrender. Fuzi is intended to subdue, and the soldiers will block it. Isn't there air conditioning in the dog days? Without air conditioning, Fukuko is still deliberately sleeping. He is forced by him, and the breeze blows the hills. I can't hide from you. Find a cool place and let me blow! Not yet, the word "V" is still intended to be the first. My mind naturally cooled when I squatted down to meditate. Is it a good idea to use v uniform?
12. Fold coolness into a star, make a wishing bottle with breeze, name it with happiness, draw a picture with happiness, color it with comfort, draw a blessing picture on the wishing bottle, and put the cool star into the wishing bottle with breeze. Hire the most trusted you, keep the wishing bottle, and be the owner of the wishing bottle forever. In this dog days, let it stay cool with you forever.
13, Zhang: human beings suffer, monkeys are anxious, and saints do it. The sage said, "heat is cool, suffering is sweet, difficulty is happy, and suffering is happy." "Don't worry, monkey," he said. "You are extremely happy." Did you hear that? The sage said that your happiness has come. Although it's dog days, you changed the subject. The dog days are over. Now the theme is Universiade, a 5 gold coin!
14, hot work, hot house. How do we live? Say, "Calm down." No matter how hot it is, you should open and close the doors and windows, be patient at work, and watch the computer at home. There will always be a time to rest!
15, when is the rainstorm? Ask about Sky Wine. I don't know what the temperature is in the palace in the sky. I want to go home in summer, but I'm afraid of meteors, fire and rain. It's too cold at the top. I can't sleep if I turn on the air conditioner and fan the cattail leaf fan. There shouldn't be mosquitoes kissing your face for long. It is very hot in summer and very cold in winter. It is impossible to do all this.
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