The most interesting sentences and phrases

1. I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in Jianghu.

People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

3. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

4. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

6. I'm so pure, I'm a little shameless!

7. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations!

8. The garden couldn't be closed in spring, so I lured an apricot out of the fence.

9. After a few decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes, one for you and one for me. No one knows anyone, and they have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

10. Girls who don't bubble are big traitors; When you see a girl, you bubble and do good things; Thin thighs, stunts, small ass, endless!

1 1. It's useless to think that others can't find me if I'm invisible. A woman like me is as dazzling as a firefly in the dark, no matter where she is.

12. Nowadays, people drink a little wine to pack Bi. Keep talking. I just drank a pound and a half of beer. Is your stomach a sewer?

13. Even you did something so difficult to get out of bed, and nothing can stump you the next day!

14. Big gold chain, small watch. Three small barbecues a day. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table. Being drunk is drinking. Social wine is drunk every day. Die at the small table sooner or later.

15. I am so angry that I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

16. Is the departure of leaves the insistence of the tree or the pursuit of the wind?

17. I have money at home and drive a 13 Cadillac. You can tell by the sound that it is a good machine, imported from Germany, chug chug. At first, half of Beijing was smoking black smoke.

18. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

19. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life? No wife. Do you know what is more painful for men? Had a daughter-in-law, and ran away with others.

20. When I felt deeply inferior to my appearance, I thought, it's okay. When I am rich, I am destined to be everyone's. When I have money, I will go for plastic surgery. The doctor looked at me and said that money can't solve all problems.

2 1. If you are dissatisfied with your present job and feel that your career has reached the bottleneck, then go for further study. In this way, after graduation, you will understand that your previous failures seem to have nothing to do with your education.

22. The rich man said in an interview that it is hard for you to imagine how much I suffered when I was young. I worked as a scalper, porter and smuggler ... Reporter: We have all seen these experiences make you successful. The rich man said, no, I finally married a rich wife.

23. As long as you persist in self-study, study hard, have a correct attitude and endure loneliness every day, the final victory must belong to those who play well in the examination room.

24. What do young people do for a living? First-class young people rely on birth, second-class young people rely on relationships, third-class young people rely on talent, fourth-class young people rely on hard work, fifth-class young people play literature and art, sixth-class young people play games, travel is not good, watch American dramas.

25. Only capable people will be regarded as pure technicians; But only social flattery, will be considered to have no real talent; Therefore, in order to stand out in the unit, the most important thing is the relationship.

26. I'm glad to find twenty cents. When I picked it up, it looked like 1992 money. It's expired.

27. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!

28. I just registered a user named Dad on a website and sent me an email. At first, I was dumbfounded. It said: Hello, Dad, your user name has been registered successfully!

29. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

30. I skipped classes too much. I want to go to class one day. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

3 1. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

32. Go your own way and let others take a taxi!

33. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

34. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

35. Tencent's investment has given many people hope and also disappointed many people.

36. I thought about the five words "special efforts" and only achieved the first four.

37. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

38. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

39. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

40. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, sorry, this is a private car.

4 1. On the bus, a pregnant woman stood in front of a young man sitting on a stool. The pregnant woman said to him, "Don't you know I'm pregnant?" The man said, "Excuse me, this child can't be mine, can it?"

42. In the days when there are no women, I enjoy flirting with men.

43. Time and tide wait for no man. First of all, women are not spared. Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

44. When flipping a coin, surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the back, and stand up to do your homework.

45. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

46. clap your head to make a decision, clap your chest to make sure you leave.

47. Life is like toilet paper. Talk as little as possible when you have nothing to do!

48. You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

49. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

50. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

5 1. People have many backgrounds, but I only have my back.

52. Where you fall, you get up. Always falling that way, I suspect there is a pit!

53. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

54. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

55. Take your advice and leave me ten books!

56. If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

57. I want to eat. I'm thin. I want to eat. I can't have both, so I left.

58. There are only three things I can do in school life: watching the results of the program, watching couples show their love, and watching local tyrants show off their wealth; Even worse: watch the local tyrants' achievements, watch the schoolmasters show their love, and watch couples show off their wealth.

59. Weeding is difficult to go to work at noon. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a beautiful day, hard work is hard work!

60. As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure …

6 1. If you think I am a kite, either let me go or take it home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

63. Who says I'm white, thin and beautiful ~ I'll be good friends with him ~

64. People are not smart, and they are as bald as others!

65. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but a panda!

66. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is unbearable.

67. Tsinghua University is also called Frog University-when you talk while eating steamed buns …

68. Today is 3 o'clock. 14, pi festival, so I want to eat pie ~

69. Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

70. I can't stand this business-the sign says: demolition, give money to sell! I threw her 5 yuan to buy a down jacket, but she wouldn't sell it. It's too deceiving consumers!

7 1. When the bank charges, it says: This is in line with international practice. When serving, he said: We should consider the national conditions of China.

72. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

73. If eating more fish can make people smart, I must have eaten at least one pair of whales. ...

74. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

75. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

76. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

77. The hunter found a pig, raised his shotgun and killed it. The hunter approached the pig, but the pig stood up. Do you know why? Can't guess? The pig is also wondering.

78. Pig's four wishes: The fences around him fell down and the feed fell into the sky. All butchers in the world are dead, and everyone in the world believes in Buddhism.

79. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, while women are just the opposite.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am in front of you!

8 1.2 1 century, what is the most important-me?

82. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

83. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

84. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

85. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I am not sad.

86. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact she wears makeup.

87. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

88. If you fool around, you will get bored sooner or later.

89. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

90. I have three heights, a tall man and a high IQ. I use BBK!

9 1. I don't like sleeping with a woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

92. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

93. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

94. Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

95. My newly acquired gf and I have only established a relationship for a week, and they are about to break up with me, just because I haven't read Oak Taviu Pass's books and Borges' poems.

96. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life. For the next 40 years, I was struggling to support my family; In the last 10 year, I squatted at the door every day and greeted passers-by.

97. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

98. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

99. Born a cucumber, I don't want to shoot! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking!

100. It is gold, and it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light. ...