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Online celebrity bathhouses are spit out, who is more professional in bathing in the north and south?

Internet celebrity bathhouses have been spit out. It can be said that as long as the word "Internet celebrity" is stuck, I personally think it is a heat problem, which means nothing. I basically don't participate in these things. If you want to take a bath, you have to be a professional in the north, because the bathhouses in the north can provide you with quite comprehensive services, but the bathhouses in the south are not as many as those in the north, and then they are more personalized. There is basically no such service as rubbing bath.

Bathroom services in the north are more comprehensive. Whether it is rubbing salt or cupping, acupuncture and massage can be arranged for you. There are many scattered bathhouses among the people, and the prices are not expensive. Even with early tickets, 30 50 yuan is basically enough. If you keep a low profile, 100, 200 yuan is enough. And southerners tend to take a shower or simply take a bath, but going to the bathhouse in the north is just a bath, a bath, a bath. It usually takes a long time to take a bath in the north, and even set aside half a day to wait until the bath is almost finished, and then the time for a massage and a bath passes quickly, and an hour or two is normal.

I don't know much about bathhouses in the south, but from the information I can get, the man's bathhouse attaches great importance to personal privacy. For example, in the north, one big room after another, one faucet after another, everyone can wash. It should be said that it is relatively rare in the south. There are relatively many separate compartments in the north, but the bath price is also more expensive than that in the north, because the man's economic development is indeed better than that in the north, regardless of

Now the difference between the north and the south is not as obvious as before, because with the gradual flow of population, many southerners have adapted to the living habits of northerners in the north, and many northerners have adapted to the living habits of southerners in the south, but they are gradually changing these habits while adapting, just like there are many Chinese restaurants suitable for foreigners in China, which are also Chinese restaurants, but they are different. It's different from normal catering in China. This is specially improved for foreigners to suit their tastes. Like this north-south bathhouse, it is now looking for something acceptable to both sides.

Bathing is a very happy thing, there is no need to be too serious. Is the bathhouse in the south better or the bathhouse in the north? That's where you came from. You think the bathhouse in that place is good. Because you are also a northerner, you think the bathhouse service in the north is better, and you have lived in this land since childhood, which is very suitable for this model. I suddenly feel that it is not suitable for you to go to the south. On the other hand, if a southerner comes to talk about this issue, it may be just the opposite.