Adapting funny poems (swearing is also acceptable)

The beauty of a gentleman as an adult, while a villain undresses, is loved and will never regret it. If people are haggard and poor, they will be immune to it. If the rich have wives and concubines, there is no need to cut candles at the west window. If couples sit together in the morning, they will look like Saddam Hussein, and no one in the world will know that you can shake a tree without moving. Cai Feng wings fly, pulling out the phoenix is not as good as rising in the east and falling in the west, and fighting at the end of the bed will be better. An egret always flies in front of Mount Cisse, and a turtle crawls by the river in Dongcun. I am naturally useful, and the mouse son can make holes. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and people will not waste their youth! If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, please don't tell his hero, the body of work, and my mother's good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness. If you don't eat it, you are a big fool. Since ancient times, no one has died, but the bright thread at the foot of my bed and Li Bai have died one after another, which scares me.

Konka Caiba TV set, night glasses and wine flying into ordinary people's homes, a lot of money and beautiful women, a lot of old people, wives, wives and people's wives, three cobblers, with the same rotten tastes. Going to the hotel to take the young lady to bed to read, I hate it until the end of the month. No one has died in life since ancient times, and no one has stuck a knife in me without paper. I asked Xuanyuan how worried you can be about my blood.