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Want "miss"

One day, after three boring Chinese classes in a row, the teacher refused to finish the class. Finally Bao couldn't help shouting, "I have to pee!" " 」

The teacher was furious: "How dare you shamelessly ask for' Miss' in my class!"

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have sex with you

There is a girl named Jiao in the high school class. One day, she made a bet with her. What bet did you forget? She asked, what if I lose?

Answer: I lost. My last name is Jiao. Loud voice, the whole class laughs loudly every day 10 minutes. ...

The airport is more beautiful.

At the party, a beautiful girl hung a model airplane pendant on her chest.

An air force officer praised this and stared at it. The girl was a little embarrassed and asked him, "Do you think my little plane looks good?"

"The small plane is really beautiful, but the airport is more beautiful!"

Why are virgins

An HP computer marketing manager married a woman who had been married five times. On the wedding night, she was in the bridal chamber.

The woman said to the manager, "Honey, frankly speaking, I'm still a virgin."

The manager was surprised and asked, "How is that possible?"

The woman explained, "My first husband was a salesman. He said to me every day," Great. ...