What are some sentences that make people laugh?

There are three sentences that make people laugh:

1. Good afternoon, teachers. Guidance is welcome, no matter what you say-don't run.

2. It's not too much forgiveness to say three and a half sentences today. We have only one purpose-to make trouble.

In the new century, there is a new year. Happy New Year to everyone. I'll give you a lot of money.

4. This is Wu Bureau stealing time from his busy schedule. With his eyes closed and a smile on his face, he seems to be very popular when he walks-macho man.

5, refreshed, personable and brilliant, on Theory of Three Represents's ideological revolution.

6. The year before last, we praised "Four Flowers". These days, we praise beautiful women, but others don't praise ourselves-don't be ridiculous.

7. Ten beautiful women stand in front of the stage, and their charm is really beautiful. The imperial concubine stood aside-it stinks.

8. Ladies in the Tang Dynasty were very rich, so light makeup was always appropriate. There are a large group of fans behind them-stars.

9. Zhang Xiaosong, a gifted scholar and a beautiful woman, also laughs at harmony in Yizhuang, and does not relax every day-admire.

10, Hu Xiaoyan, a gentle beauty, never tired of taking care of her husband and teaching her children. Work and family shoulder to shoulder-virtuous.

1 1. This pure girl is called Zhou Jing. She is pure and elegant, and sometimes she is witty and clever.

12. We have made great preparations for this party. Here is a good program-retreat.