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A phone call from a strange man
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At 5: 30 in the afternoon, Xu Man neatly picked up his wallet, hurried out of the company and drove to his parents' house.
Just ten minutes after leaving the company, the mobile phone began to make calls. Xu Man glanced at a strange number, so he gave up the answer and continued to concentrate on driving.
Fifty minutes later, Xu Man picked up her two-and-a-half-year-old son Jia Jia from his parents' house and headed straight for the downtown shopping street. Husband Liu Wei was away on business yesterday afternoon. Xu Man invited his best friend Xiao Min to dinner, and asked Xiao Min to take his daughter Linlin to Xu Man's house in the evening, so that the two little guys could have fun.
Linlin is one year older than Jia Jia. They often play together and hit it off. As soon as they entered Xu Man's house, they took off their shoes and ran to the children's room. The children's room only has a big crawling mat and various toys, so the two babies can play freely without the care of adults.
Xu Man cut the fruit bowl and sat in the living room with Xiao Min, chatting while eating. Children's cheerful laughter came from time to time in the children's room. Xu Man's cell phone suddenly rang, and it was still a strange number at first glance. Xu Man directly pressed the reject button and complained to Xiao Min, "Why are there so many harassing calls now?"
"It must be that when you decorated the house before, the mobile phone number left was leaked. The new house has lived for two years, and now I receive various calls from time to time to promote building materials and furniture. " Xiao Min said firmly.
Xu Man nodded in agreement. "Well, I've received a lot of such sales calls recently." The phone rang again.
Xu Man helplessly looking at Xiao Min wry smile, Xiao Min said, "don't pay for answering the phone anyway! Idle is also idle, play a prank, don't talk when you pick it up, and see what happens. "
Xu Man gave Xiao Min a thumbs-up and just wanted to answer the phone, but the phone was hung up.
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Xu Man looked through his mobile phone. This strange number was dialed four times. Xiao Min said, "You can't keep making sales calls. Is there really anything for you? Call back and you can get through! "
Twenty minutes later, the strange number came again. Xu Man quickly pressed the answer key and put it on the speaker. There was a male voice on the phone. "Hello, are you Liu Wei's wife? Do you know Liu Wei? "
Xu Man and Xiao Min looked at each other, and Xiao Min whispered, "Isn't this a sales call, a fraudulent call?"
Xu Man replied in a low voice: "I'll deal with it first and see what he says!" .
"Hello, I'm Liu Wei's wife. What happened to Liu Wei? "
The man at the other end of the phone paused for half a minute before saying, "Do you know about your husband's cheating?"
"Who are you, how do you know? What do you mean by that? Why tell me, what does this have to do with you? " Xu Man asked like a barrage.
"My daughter-in-law is your husband's cheating object. Can you say I don't know? Calling you is to let you take care of your husband and don't let him destroy other people's families. " The man shouted angrily, and then hung up without mercy.
Xu Man sat on the sofa, tears streaming down like broken pearls. She said to herself, "What should come is still here. I thought he had changed. It seems that he is just fooling himself. How can dogs become shit? "
Xiao Min quickly grabbed Xu Man's hand and said, "Xu Man, don't be paranoid until things are clear. Seeing is believing, but listening is empty. Who knows if what that man said is true? Let's calm down and make things clear. "
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It is not difficult to know Liu Wei. Xu Man, Xiao Min and Liu Wei have worked in a group company, but they belong to different departments. There are many acquaintances among Liu Wei's colleagues.
After Xiao Min made some phone calls, he asked Liu Wei that he had been close to an external employee named Qian Wen recently, and they had lunch together every day. Xu Man pulled up Liu Wei's phone records through a friend. In the past three months, Wei Liu and Qian Wen talked for nearly 700 minutes.
Xu Man contacted the strange man who had called before. He is Qian Wen's husband Wang Bin. Wang Bin and Qian Wen already have a four-year-old son. For the sake of his son, Wang Bin doesn't intend to end this marriage, but only hopes that Qian Wen can turn back as soon as possible. Wang Bin told Xu Man a more exciting news. Qian Wen was pregnant with Wei Liu's baby for almost three months.
After learning that Wei Liu was cheating, Xiao Min often accompanied Xu Man. Xiao Min asked Xu Man what he was going to do. Xu Man said, "It is ignorance to fall once in the same place, and it is mental retardation to fall twice. Of course, take Jiajia and divorce Liu Wei. "
Xiao Min told Xu Man that no matter what decision she finally made, she would support her. Just as Wei Liu had an affair with another woman during Xu Man's pregnancy, Xu Man chose to forgive. As a married woman, Xiao Min can understand Xu Man's feelings and choices, but she is worried about the custody of Jia Jia. Will Wei and his family let go easily?
Xu Man affirmed that, based on my understanding of Liu Wei and his parents, they would definitely put on airs, but they would never really argue with me for custody.
Before Liu Wei came home from a business trip, Xu Man packed his clothes and Jia Jia's and moved back to his parents' home.
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Liu Wei begged Xu Man to give him another chance. He doesn't want a divorce. He just had sex with Qian Wen on the spur of the moment after drinking, and was entangled in Qian Wen.
How did Ren Liuwei explain it? Xu Man didn't believe his story and insisted on divorcing Liu Wei. Since it was an impulse, how could there be a 700-minute call? And eat together at noon every day?
Liu Wei said that since the divorce was put forward by Xu Man, the house, car and children he lives in now are all his own, so that Xu Man can leave home cleanly.
Xu Man sneer at in my heart, this is really a breakup depends on personality. As for Wei Liu's disturbing financial situation, it is not worth thinking about. Before getting married, Xu Man paid the down payment for a suite with the help of his parents, and paid the full amount. Liu Wei bought this three-bedroom apartment with a pre-marriage loan. After the marriage, he paid off his loan, and Xu Man paid for the decoration.
At ordinary times, Xu Man is responsible for all the expenses of children, and Liu Wei is responsible for other expenses at home. They don't have much property. Although Liu Wei is at fault, Xu Man has his own house and is an only child. His parents have a good income, and he has a house and a car in this city. It is not uncommon for Liu Wei's house.
The house is indisputable, but the car was given to Xu Man by his father, so there is no reason to give it to Liu Wei. As for the custody of Jiajia, I'll give it to Liu Wei for a pretence. Presumably it won't be long before Wei Liu gives up. If not, Xu Man can deal with him.
Liu Wei's sister Liu Li divorced as early as three years ago. Liu Wei's parents are reluctant to part with their grandchildren, forcing Liu Li to take the children back. Liu Li left her children at her parents' home and went out to work by herself. She often asks her parents for money instead of taking it home.
Liu Wei's mother didn't have a job, and his father got a meager salary in an inefficient enterprise and barely made ends meet in a small county. A large family often expects Liu Wei to supplement them. It is estimated that one more grandson is enough for them to bear.
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After several negotiations with Liu Wei, Xu Man always insisted on driving his own car and leaving the house and children to Liu Wei.
Liu Wei found his * * * friend to persuade. At first, Xu Man sat through a sentence or two. Later, he simply left, giving no face to anyone. When my friends saw this, they understood that Xu Man was determined to divorce, so they stopped dating.
Liu Wei was a little anxious, and began to work from Xu Man's parents, swearing while apologizing, asking them to do ideological work for Xu Man and go home and live with him. After all, Jiajia needs a complete home.
Xu Man's father despised Wei Liu before, but he always respected his daughter's choice. Jia Jia was born with his grandparents. They also feel sorry for Jia Jia, but they hate Wei Liu's harm to their daughter more than letting Jia Jia lose her whole home.
Wei Liu saw that Xu Man's parents didn't help him. He knew that there was no room for recovery for the time being, so he used the word "drag". Xu Man called him, but he didn't answer. Looking for him at home, he avoided seeing him.
Xu Man directly blocked him at the door of Liu Wei's unit and told Liu Wei that he must go through the divorce formalities immediately, otherwise he and Qian Wen would be stabbed out. Liu Wei is the proudest person in his life. He hurriedly called the leader to ask for leave, cleanly went through the divorce formalities with Xu Man, and even gave up the custody of his son.
At the moment of getting the divorce certificate, Xu Man's heart was filled with grief. I fell in love with Wei Liu for four years, married for three years, wandered around, divorced and remarried, remarried and divorced. This marriage is like a game, and finally the game is over.
Once she thought it was because she was not gentle enough. Once she thought that as long as he corrected his mistakes, she could do it and cherish it. But when she was injured again, she realized that there was no inner peace and natural indifference. Obviously, the whole person is calm when it is cold. Now she is not arguing, but looking for strangers.
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In Xu Mangang's newly renovated house, Xiao Min sat on the empty floor with her. Xu Man said, "You have witnessed my feelings with Wei Liu all the way. Seven years of love, I am like a big joke! "
Xiao Min put his arm around her shoulder and replied, "No, dear, everyone thinks you are brave. It is better to survive than to fantasize about eternity. "
Xu Man asked, "really? If I had known it would end today, why bother to entangle each other at the beginning! "
The past scenes are repeated in Herman's mind. Xu Man and Liu Wei joined the company in the same year. Herman was lively and beautiful at that time, and Liu Wei was handsome and handsome, which was very dazzling among colleagues who joined the company at the same time.
At the same time, they are assigned to a branch company and often forage together after work. Later Liu Wei took the initiative to pursue her. At first, Xu Man didn't take a fancy to Liu Wei. A good woman is afraid of pestering a man and can't hold Wei Liu's rhetoric. Six months later, they fell in love.
Xu Man has been the little princess of her family since she was a child. She has a straightforward personality and a hot temper. After falling in love for a year, Wei Liu broke up with Wei Liu in a fit of pique.
Half a month later, Liu Wei took the initiative to find her. Xu Man hesitated. It was her birthday. Wei Liu contacted a large group of friends privately and prepared a grand romantic birthday party for her in a restaurant.
Under the booing of unsuspecting friends, the two embraced again and reconciled, and later they accompanied each other into marriage. One year after marriage, Wei Liu was transferred to another branch of the group company, and Xu Man had the crystallization of their love.
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When Xu Man was more than seven months pregnant, she happened to find Wei Liu chatting with another woman. She was crying, making noises and splashing. Liu Weiming promised to ignore those women, and then she was still sending ambiguous messages.
In fact, Liu Wei just has a wicked heart but no thief courage. In this way, he wants to prove his charm, create pressure on Xu Man, who has always been confident and strong, and prove his existence in marriage.
Xu Man once fell into self-doubt. She felt that her bad temper pushed Liu Wei away, and sometimes she could not help but abuse herself. She pinched her skin black and blue with her nails, and it was only after Xiao Min's repeated persuasion that she gradually got better.
After the baby was born, Liu Wei finally stopped. Wei Liu's mother, with Ho-ho Shuen, lives in Liu Wei's house and gives Xu Man a baby. Under the doting of Wei Liu's parents, Hao Hao is stubborn and naughty, and often jumps up and down at home, shouting at will.
Xu Man feeds Jiajia three or four times in the evening, and he sleeps very lightly. He wants to catch up on sleep during the day, but Hao Hao wakes him up every time he falls asleep. Xu Man said a few words in front of Wei Liu, and Wei Liu played Tai Chi with Xu Man, saying that Haohao's parents divorced since childhood, which made Xu Man feel sorry for him.
On one occasion, Haohao put a pillow on Jia Jia's face, which almost suffocated Jia Jia. Directly detonated the war between Xu Man and her mother-in-law, Liu Wei could only send Haohao back to his hometown for his sister to take. More than forty days later, Jia Jia's mother-in-law returned to her hometown.
Liu Wei often goes out to KTV to drink and sing with his colleagues on the pretext of working overtime, leaving Xu Man alone to take care of the children at home. After many quarrels, Xu Man filed for divorce in a fit of pique and went through the divorce formalities with Liu Wei.
When Liu Wei's parents found out, they scolded Liu Wei. Xu Man's parents also accused their daughter of ignorance. The two remarried under the matchmaking of their parents. Jia Jia grew up with the help of Xu Man's parents, but the marriage between Xu Man and Wei Liu hit the rocks again. This time, no one can pull it back.
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Liu Wei thought he would lower himself, throw out the word "pestering" that he had pursued Xu Man, play his son's emotional card, and then threaten his son's alimony to make Xu Man compromise and remarry him again.
I know that Xu Man is determined not to go back to the grass this time, and resolutely ignore his entanglement. After being a buffoon for half a year, Liu Wei couldn't see the hope of giving up completely, and even his son's alimony was not paid on time.
Xu Man is too lazy to argue with him. People live a face, trees live a skin. For the sake of her son's face, she couldn't pull her face down and tear it with Liu Wei. Xu Man used his spare time to do part-time WeChat business, earning extra income to subsidize his family, regardless of whether Liu Wei paid alimony or not. Jia Jia's Taekwondo teacher was moved by the optimistic and positive Xu Man and took the initiative to pursue it.
Respect for one's own injuries, self-esteem and self-love can earn respect and love from others. After a bloody marriage, Xu Man knows more about trade-offs, and there is still a long way to go. She still believes in love and firmly believes that she must find someone who really suits her life. As for the pursuit of taekwondo teachers, just watch!
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