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Once upon a time, two Weng lived in the same city. Which classical Chinese is it?

1. Once upon a time, two Weng lived in the same city.

Once upon a time, two Weng lived in the same city. Very friendly. Jia Weng's wife went to her hometown, and she was alone. One day, Sour brought wine to Er Wengdi, and they had a good drink. B Weng said, "You have traveled to Hebei and Yong, but you have never climbed Mount Tai. Are you interested in going with me? " Jia Weng said, "I haven't climbed the mountain yet, but I'm old. I'm afraid I can't do it."

B Weng said, "No, your words! Holmium (the third sound) is a foolish old man who moved mountains at the age of ninety. Now that we are over 60 years old, why should we be old? " Jia Weng said, "Very good!" The next day, Er Weng went hand in hand, crossing Qiantang, crossing the Yangtze River and reaching Taiyin. Spend the night and go up the mountain in the early morning. When Weng Yi wanted to help him, Weng Jia said, "My strength is ok. I don't need to help him." From sunrise to dusk, it is halfway up the mountain.

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Once upon a time, two old people lived in the same city. Old Jia's wife and children have long since left their hometown, leaving him alone. One day, he went to his house with wine, and they drank together, very happy! Yi Weng said: "I have been to Hebei and Shaanxi for an outing before, but I have never climbed Mount Tai. I feel very sorry. Can you go with me? "

Jia Weng said, "That mountain is steep. I have never climbed it. I have been thinking about it, but when I am old, I am afraid that I am not strong enough. " B Weng said, "What you said is wrong. In the past, Yu Gong was able to move mountains when he was nearly 90 years old. Now we are only in our sixties. Where can I be old? "

Jia Weng said, "Great." The next day, the two old people went, crossed Qiantang, crossed the Yangtze River, and walked from the EMU to the north of Mount Tai. In the evening, they stayed to rest and went up the mountain in the early morning. Jia Weng said, "My strength is acceptable, so I don't need to help." From sunrise to evening, I have walked half a mountain.

Word explanation

1, Yesterday: Once upon a time.

2. Li: Township (an administrative organization of ancient residents, with five neighbors as neighbors and five neighbors as a mile). )

3. Wife: wife and children

4. Old people

5. (Only one person) Just: Just.

6. Carry: Carry

7. First: house, house, home

8. Measure: Drink (wine)

Item 9: Previously

Wu: I

1 1. Travel: Go to distant places to play.

12. Ji and Yong: The names of two ancient countries are in Shanxi, Shaanxi and Gansu today.

13. However.

14. Meaning: will

15. Peer: Travel together

16. Yes: this one.

17. I:

18. Leaves: leaves

19. No: No.

20. However: However

2 1. Fear: worry

22. Victory: Endure, endure.

23. Poor, your words: it is the inversion of "your words are poor"

24. past, past

25. Year: Age

26. and: near

27. Generation: equality, class, means that most people or things belong to the same class.

28. Fang: Cai

29. exceed: exceed

30. Very good: Great.

3 1. the next day: the next day

32. Together: Together.

33. Yue: Hou

34. Absolute: Crossing

35. phase: mutual, meaning "I"

36. From: From.

37. Arrive: Arrive, arrive.

38. Dusk: In the evening, the sun will set.

39. Yin: In ancient times, the mountains in the north and the water in the south were called Yin.

40. Taste: Once.

4 1. Go: Leave

42. He Laoyou: that is, "He Laoyou"; , the symbol of the prepositional object.

43. yes, it is

Extended data:

Er Weng Deng Taishan tells the story of two elderly people who are nearly sixty years old and encourage each other to climb Mount Taishan. It shows the spirit that old Ma Qianli crouches and martyrs are in high spirits in their twilight years. As long as you have perseverance and tenacious will, you can overcome difficulties and win.

They are optimistic, healthy and energetic and love life. The reason is:

1, where there is a will, there is a way!

As long as you keep your goal in mind and put it into action, you will surely succeed!

3, nothing is difficult in the world, I am afraid that you will!

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia _ Two Weng Dengtai Mountain

2. Once upon a time, two Weng lived in the same city.

Very friendly. Jia Weng's wife went to her hometown, and she was alone.

One day, Sour brought wine to Er Wengdi, and they had a good drink. B Weng said, "You have traveled to Hebei and Yong, but you have never climbed Mount Tai. Are you interested in going with me? " Jia Weng said, "I haven't climbed the mountain yet, but I'm old. I'm afraid I can't do it." B Weng said, "No, your words! Holmium (the third sound) is a foolish old man who moved mountains at the age of ninety. Now that we are over 60 years old, why should we be old? " Jia Weng said, "Very good!" The next day, Erweng went hand in hand, crossing Qiantang, crossing the Yangtze River and reaching Taiyin.

Spend the night and go up the mountain in the early morning. When Weng Yi wanted to help him, Weng Jia said, "My strength is ok. I don't need to help him."

From sunrise to dusk, it is halfway up the mountain. Once upon a time, two old people lived in the same city.

Old Jia's wife and children have long since left their hometown, leaving him alone. One day, he went to his house with wine, and they drank together, very happy! Yi Weng said: "I have been to Hebei and Shaanxi for an outing before, but I have never climbed Mount Tai. I feel very sorry. Can you go with me? " Jia Weng said, "That mountain is steep. I have never climbed it. I have been thinking about it, but when I am old, I am afraid that I am not strong enough. " B Weng said, "What you said is wrong. In the past, Yu Gong was able to move mountains when he was nearly 90 years old. Now we are only in our sixties. Where can I be old? " Jia Weng said, "Great." The next day, the two old people went, crossed Qiantang, crossed the Yangtze River, and walked from the EMU to the north of Mount Tai. In the evening, they stayed to rest and went up the mountain in the early morning. Jia Weng said, "My strength is acceptable, so I don't need to help." From sunrise to evening, I have walked half a mountain. 1 word interpretation, yesterday: before, once upon a time 2. Li: Township (an administrative organization of ancient residents, with five neighbors as one neighbor and five neighbors as one mile). )

3. Wife: wife and children 4. Old people 5. (Only one person) Gang: Gang 6. Hey: Hey 7. First: house, house, home 8. Drinking (wine) 9. Direction: 10 Qian Wu: I am 65438+. Today, Shanxi, Shaanxi and Gansu are about 13. However, it is 14. Italy: 15. Peer: 16. Yes, it is 17. Y: I am 18. And: 6544. 23. Pity, your words are the inversion of your words. 24. Past, past 25 years: 26 years old. And: almost 27. G: Wait. Most people or things belong to the same category. 28. Fang: Only 29. Over: over 30. Very good. This refers to "I" 36. From: Highway 37. To: to: 38. Dusk: In the evening, the sun will set. 39. Yin: In ancient times, the North and South Mountains were called "Yin". Taste: Once 4 1. Go: Leave 42. What is old: how old; , the symbol of the prepositional object.

43. Yes, this extended message:

Er Weng Deng Taishan tells the story of two elderly people who are nearly sixty years old and encourage each other to climb Mount Taishan. It shows the spirit that old Ma Qianli crouches and martyrs are in high spirits in their twilight years.

As long as you have perseverance and tenacious will, you can overcome difficulties and win. They are optimistic, healthy and energetic and love life.

The reason is: 1, where there is a will, there is a way! As long as you keep your goal in mind and put it into action, you will surely succeed! 3, nothing is difficult in the world, I am afraid that you will! References:

Baidu Encyclopedia _ Two Weng Dengtai Mountain.

3. "Once upon a time, two Weng lived in the same village. Jia Weng's wife went to her hometown, and she was the only one who climbed Mount Tai.

Once upon a time, two Weng lived in the same village. Jia Weng's wife went to her hometown, and she was alone. One day, Sue brought wine to Weng's house, and they had a good drink. B Weng said, "You have traveled to Hebei and Yong, but you have never climbed Mount Tai. Are you interested in going with me? " ? "Jia Weng said," I haven't climbed the mountain yet. I thought about it for a long time, but I am old and I am afraid of being crushed. " B Weng said, "Not good, your words! Yugong Yishan is 90 years old, and now we are over 60. Why are we old? " Jia Weng said, "Very good. "The next day, Er Weng went hand in hand, crossed Qiantang, crossed the Yangtze River, and went to Taiyin. Spend the night and go up the mountain in the early morning. When B Weng wanted to help him, A Weng said, "My strength is OK, and I don't need help. "From sunrise to dusk, it is halfway up the mountain.

Once upon a time, two old people lived in the same city. They were very friendly. An old man's wife died long ago, but he was the only one. Once upon a time, two old people lived in the same city and had a very good relationship. Old man Jia's wife died a long time ago, and he was alone. One day, he went to his house with wine, and they drank together, very happy! Yi Weng said, "I used to make friends in Bashu and never climbed Mount Tai. I feel very sorry. Can you go with me? " Jia Weng said, "That mountain is steep. I have never climbed it. I always think of him, but when I am old, I am afraid that I don't have enough strength. " B Weng said, "You are wrong. In the past, the stupid old man was able to move mountains when he was ninety. Today we are only sixty years old, how can we be old? " Jia Weng said, "Great." The next day, the two old people had a good time, walked through Qiantang, crossed the Yangtze River and walked from EMU to Taiyin. In the evening, they stayed to rest and went up the mountain in the early morning. Jia Weng said, "My strength is acceptable, so I don't need to help." From sunrise to dusk, I have walked half a mountain.

5. Once upon a time, two Weng lived in the same city. Jia Weng's wife went to her hometown, but she was alone. One day, she took wine to Yi Wengdi's place, and they had a good time! B Weng said, "You have traveled to Hebei and Yong, but you have never climbed Mount Tai. Are you interested in going with me? " Jia Weng said, "I haven't climbed the mountain yet, but I'm old. I'm afraid I can't do it." B Weng said, "No, your words! Yugong moved mountains at the age of ninety, and now we are over sixty. Why are we old? " Jia Weng said, "Very good!" The next day, the two set out together, crossing Qiantang, crossing the Yangtze River and reaching Taiyin. They stayed overnight and went up the mountain in the early hours of the morning. Weng wanted to help them, but Weng Jia said, "My strength is ok, so I don't need to help them." From sunrise to dusk, it is halfway up the mountain. Once upon a time, two old men lived in the same alley, and both his wife and children left the country. Jia Weng said, "I didn't climb that mountain either. I'm just old. I'm afraid I don't have enough strength." B Weng said, "You are wrong! In the past, Yugong was able to move mountains at the age of 90. Now we are only in our sixties. How can we be old? " Jia Weng said, "Great!" The next day, the two old people went, crossed the Qiantang River, crossed the Yangtze River and reached the foot of Mount Tai. In the evening, they stayed to rest and went up the mountain in the early morning. Weng was bent on helping Jia Weng. Jia Weng said, "My strength is OK, and I don't need to help each other." From sunrise to dusk, I have walked half a mountain. Edit this explanation 1, yesterday: two miles ago. (Only one person) and: exactly 6, carry: carry 7, first: residence, home 8, as appropriate: drinking 9. Item: 10 before Wu: I 1 1. Travel: Go to a distant place to play 12. Ji, Yong: Shanxi, Shaanxi and Gansu regions 13. Yes: this 13. However: but 14. Meaning: will 15. Peer: Peer 16. Yu: I 17. Also: 18. Not yet. 23. Words are poor. 24 years ago: 25 years old. And: almost 26. G: Wait. Most people or things belong to the same category. 27. Fang: Only 28. Exceed: exceed 29. Good: 30. The next day: the next day 365438+. 32. Go through 33. Never be over 34. Phase: mutual 35. From: Highway 36. To: 37. Dusk: In the evening, the sun will set at 38. Yin: Gu Shan is north and Shuinan is called "Yin" 39. Taste: Zeng Jin 40. Go: Stay and edit this paragraph. It often refers to me, you and him. The above "don't help each other" means don't help me, and the "direction" is "me". There is also the donkey in Guizhou: "strangers" means that the tiger doesn't know what it (donkey) is. And wolves: "wolves are eyeing each other" means wolves are staring at the slaughter. There is a way. This sentence shows their enterprising spirit of optimism, vitality and love for life. As long as you have perseverance and tenacious will, you can overcome objective difficulties and win. Where there is a will, there is a way! As long as you have a goal in mind, you will succeed.

6. An Hung-chien's classical Chinese was translated into the plateau.

When the woman died, she suffered a lot from the road. Her childlike innocence is strict, and she calls to the ear curtain, "Why does Lu cry without tears?" Gradually, he said, "Dry it with a handkerchief." The wife sternly warned, "Come to the coffin early tomorrow morning, and you must see tears."

Gradually: "Wei." If you are embarrassed, put wet paper on your forehead with a wide towel in the future, and you will be embarrassed by it. When he was afraid, his wife came in to peek at him again. His wife was surprised and said, "Tears come from her eyes, so why are they still flowing?" Gradually, he said, "haven't you heard that clouds and water have come out of the plateau since ancient times?" The listener laughed.

From the 40th sentence of "Jokes of Ancient and Modern Times" (selected from Yuan Yuanhuai's "Palm Record" and Song Jushi's "Palm Record") An Hung-chien has wit and wit, but he is afraid of his wife. When (his) father-in-law died, he cried on the road (they started), but (he cried without tears), his always strict wife called him to the coffin and scolded him: "Why didn't you cry on the road (when I came)?" An Hung-chien said, "I wiped it with a handkerchief."

His wife sternly warned him: "When you go to the coffin tomorrow morning, you must see tears." An Hung-chien said, "Yes."

(An Hung-chien) I really can't help it. The next day, I wrapped a big scarf on my forehead with a piece of wet paper and kowtowed hard when I cried. After crying, his wife called him into a supernatural tent to spy on him. (seeing his appearance), his wife was very surprised and said, "Your eyes are about to shed tears. Why did you come out from your forehead? " An Hung-chien said, "Madam, haven't you heard the saying that there has been running water in the plateau since ancient times?" Everyone who heard this laughed. Note 1. An Hung-chien: A native of Luoyang (present-day Henan), born in the early years of the Northern Song Dynasty (see Volume II of Series of Talks on Old Learning in the Study Room).

In his later years, he was a judge in Jiao Fang (see "Jade Pot Tsinghua", Volume 8). 2, funny: fluent in eloquence.

The latter refers to words, actions or situations that make people laugh. The funny biographies of historical records: "Chunyu Kun's people are redundant.

Less than seven feet long, funny and argumentative. "Sima Zhen Suoyin": "Press: slippery, chaotic; Ji, the same is true.

Smart people can confuse similarities and differences without agreeing. Song Sima Guang's Story of Sushui, Volume III: "Neutralization is funny. Taste the lions in the Southern Imperial Garden, and the owner Yun County official feeds them with broken meat five times a day.

The same play said,' Are we not as good as this lion?' The neutral said,' However. Our officials are all foreign ministers (borrowed as' wolves outside the garden'), who dare to look at the lions in the garden! Everyone laughed. "

Cao Yu's "Wang Zhaojun" Act II: "He is stupid, but his eyes are quick; The behavior is ridiculous, but it gives people the feeling of loyalty and reliability. " 3. Clear talent: excellent talent.

Liu Tang Yuxi's poem Pei Xianggong, a great scholar, pursues his merits because of his life: "If you don't work with princes and poets, you will know that you are light of wealth and clear of talent." The Ming Dynasty's "Luan Yongji" said: "Only the fish family Huilan is in the east, but the dew is clear, and the algae is steaming in the summer. Everything is not under the slave family."

Ou Yangyuqian's Peacock Flying Southeast Scene 4: "You are gentle and versatile, and your poetry shows your talents." 4, inner fear: afraid of his wife.

Wife used to be called wife or son. Shen Ming Telford's "Night Fire, Xun Qi, Fear of Wife": "Since the Middle Ages, the literati were afraid of their wives and became officials. If they are worried about this, they will go against their words and damage their reputation. "

Revenge of Zheng Huchen in the ancient and modern novel Kapok: "It turns out that Tang Daodao is tough, and Jia is always henpecked;" Today, when husband Tang married his little wife, he flew into a rage and was naughty at home every day. " Qing Li wrote in Nai Hetian Ji Zuo: "The master is afraid of his wife and may not be willing to listen to him."

Chapter 14 of Li's "Dance of the Monty Devil": "(Qui-kyi) hangs the shield on his mouth without hesitation, and he is not afraid of people laughing at all." 5. Female Weng: wife and father; Father in law.

"The History of the Three Kingdoms Wei Zhi Emperor Wu": "In the past, there was no brother, and the world was called a thief; Article 5 "Fish" marries an orphan girl called Wife Weng ... It's all black and white, and it's also a bully. " "Biography of yang yuling in Old Tang Dynasty": "Yuling was born in Jiangxi. He is lucky to be Fang Chi with his wife Weng Quan, but he doesn't want to make progress. Built in Jianchang, I am happy to read mountains and rivers. "

"Surprise at the First Moment" Volume 33: "The magistrate of a county said to the woman,' Your wife is really a smart person. If it weren't for this suicide note, you would have occupied the property insurance. "Three Stories of the Summer of Luanyang in Ji Yun's Reading Micro-thatched Cottage in Qing Dynasty": "It's early in the sea to rush more than 20 miles to Xiangguozhuang, and it's urgent to know your wife. '

6, suffering: that is, "crying on the road." That is, what Mrs. Wen An-hung-chien called "road crying".

Its meaning is unknown, and it is suspected that it will cry. Crying: funeral ceremony.

Cried and stamped his feet. "Book of Rites Talking about Bows": "Husband's rites can be inherited and continued; Therefore, crying is a holiday. "

The history of rites and music in Han Dynasty: "There are mourning festivals and songs and dances." Yan Shigu's note: "Jump, jump also.

Sad is sad. Yuan Xie Fangying's theory of distinguishing confusion and treating funeral: "The stupa has been widely collected as a masterpiece of the Great Buddha. After ten days and more than a month, the almsgiving and giving are extremely prosperous. No matter how sad it is, it is empty."

7. Such as people: in ancient times, they were wives of doctors, concubines of kings in Tang Dynasty, mothers or wives of Tongzhilang and other officials in Song Dynasty, and mothers or wives of Qipin officials in Ming and Qing Dynasties. It is also often used as a courtesy title for women.

"Book of Rites under Quli": "The Princess of Heaven is the queen, the vassal is the wife, the doctor is the wife, the scholar is the wife and Shu Ren is the wife." "Old Tang Book, Biography of Empresses and Concubines" Queen Su Ming: "In Yifeng, I live in a family, and after I collect it, I am a prostitute, looking for a concubine."

Zi Tongzhi Tang Jian Xuanzong Tianbao Eleven Years: "Wang Diyan has a second child and competes for favor." Hu Sansheng's Note: "In the Tang Dynasty, the king of the county had two children, depending on the right five products."

"Surprise at the First Moment" Volume 27: "Nine times out of ten, the inspector in Cui County has checked and should be reunited with the husband and wife soon, but Hui Yuan is still a monk with a haircut. How can we meet one day so that we can be children? " Feng Guifen's Biography of Chen Jun in Qing Dynasty: "Chen Jun was born in Jiangning ... Zou Ru and Wang Ru." 8. Su Yan: Always strict.

9. Sui (Su) screen: mental account. Yuan Yuanhuai's Zhang Lu: "His childish nature is strict, so he calls into the ear curtain and says,' Why do you cry without tears?' "Wu Ming Rachel's" Yunfu remembers not to lift the autumn nunnery ":"The coffin is covered for a long time, and the ear curtain is empty. "

10, abuse: abuse; Scold. "Left.