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What is English in the river?

English in the river is in the river.

Example:

1. This camera is still in the river.

That? Camera? Survived? Existence? Dunk? Are you online? That? Rivers. ?

They stand in the river and fork fish.

They? Used to be. Standing? Are you online? That? River? Spearing? Fish. ?

A boy drowned in the river last night.

Finally? At night? Answer? Boy? Used to be. Drowned? Are you online? That? Rivers.

After the dog attacked a group of children swimming in the river, Nick used it as bait to catch it.

Nick. Acting? As? Answer? Bait? After that? That? Dogs? Was attacked? Answer? Group? Yes? Children? Swimming? Are you online? That? Rivers.

Ships are frozen in the river for nine months of the year.

Ships? Is it? Frozen? Become? That? Rivers? For what? Nine? A few months? Yes? That? Year.