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Give me a hundred reasons to like Jay Chou!

1, like his brilliance.

I like his childishness.

I like his little man show.

I like that he is very filial.

I like that he is very independent (his teenage parents divorced and went out to work alone)

I like his bad appearance.

I like him very much.

8. I like that he is shy

9. Like his hair, yellow hair is a fashion pioneer, and black hair is natural and kind.

10, like eyes, small but very tasty.

1 1 as misty as his eyes.

12, like his eyelashes.

13. I like his crooked mouth.

14, like his dimples, smiles shyly like a child.

15, like his lips, sexy and full, naturally suitable for kissing.

16, I like his calmness after winning the lottery, and I like his kingly demeanor ~ ~

17, like his voice and dance.

18, like his verbal flattery (cock, right to right)

19, I like his ambition and say I want to win a Grammy.

20. I like what he sang: I'm also afraid that your heart will be broken and no one will help you wipe your tears, which makes me want to cry every time I listen.

2 1, I like his four records, three of which are the best albums of the year (it's almost unprecedented, and there will be no one after it).

22. I like his friendliness and don't play big cards.

I like his movies and his true colors.

I like that he can do magic.

I like that he is good at playing basketball.

I like the clothes he designed for the award ceremony.

27, like his muscles, completely-the result of exercise.

28. I like that he is flexible and looks good in anything.

I like his frankness, directness and frankness. Never shed crocodile tears.

30. I like that he is smart enough to fool reporters.

3 1, I like that he said at the concert: Would you like to accompany me, so that I almost forgot to breathe?

I like his aristocratic melancholy temperament.

I like that he can play the piano and musical instruments.

I like his white and slender fingers.

I like his attitude towards gossip. Never explain anything deliberately.

I like him not to smoke.

I like that he doesn't drink.

38. I like that he is tolerant enough (the company sells him around, but he still has no complaints)

I like his sincere love for music.

40. I like his environmental protection (terrace)

4 1, like his warning (coward)

42. I like that he loves peace (the last battle)

I like his persistence in music.

44. I like him singing his name in the song, which is awesome.

45. I like that he used Ye Huimei's name as the title of his album. After winning the prize, I first thanked my beard.

I like that he loves sports, basketball, table tennis and nunchakus. They are all good.

47. I like his humor. There are many cold jokes.

48. I like that he forgets words at the concert and improvises immediately. Surprise us

49. I like him on page 103. He expresses his love when he feeds rabbits with carrots.

I like his dedication and professionalism in the recording studio.

5 1, liking him always hurts me.

52. Like him, I know what a real genius is.

53. I like that he is more and more manly.

54. I like that the gift he gave Wenshan turned out to be a turtle, which made people dumbfounded.

I like him to stick to his own style when others question his single style and lack of change.

56. I like that his sales exceed one million.

57. I like the way he stumbled when he started running.

58. I like directors who can compose music, compose music and arrange music.

59. I like my poor health and insist on working.

60. I like his heroic spirit that even the most ordinary military coat can't hide.

6 1, like him very smelly fart!

62. I like that he always clinks glasses!

63. I like that he always plays jokes on makeup artists and hair stylists at work, helps them make up stories, and then chases them around!

64. I like his respect for every music elder!

65. I like his generous support for new musicians!

66. I like the way he wears various hats!

67. I like the bangs in front of his eyes to cover his flashing eyes.

I like him to wear running shoes barefoot. . . .

He is still very young. . . .

70. I like his calligraphy (Du Yuan's traditional Chinese characters are crooked). . . As cute as he is.

7 1, like his cool doll.

72. Panasonic likes the Pepsi he endorsed.

73. I like his nicknames, Jay Chou, Black Wheel and Babe.

74. I like his carelessness (I don't know to bring my wallet when eating)

75. I like him singing la la la la la la la la la in grandpa's tea. . . I am so happy every time I listen to it.

76. I like him wearing a headscarf and sunglasses.

77. I like his quirks. What if he doesn't wear underwear?

78, like his skin, thin and smooth, pink and tender. ...

79. I like his nails cut clean. . .

80. I like that he has a soft spot for antique cars. . .

8 1, like his "Home" mv, and don't forget to make grandma a star grandma. . .

82. I like his lyrics like Terrace: Wenshan, I will release my next album after you write the lyrics!

83. I like him saying that all the girls who like his music are his girlfriends!

84. I like his mother Ye Huimei and gave birth to such a son.

85. I like that he always keeps his fans in mind. Awards can be waived, and fans can't neglect them.

86. I like that he often chews small gum in his mouth. . The speech is even more vague. . .

87. I like that he will be excited to see Jet Li instead of Jordan. . .

88. I like that he never screams at the top of his voice on stage!

I like his humor.

90 likes his cuteness.

9 1 like his handsomeness

92 likes his album

I like his dedication.

I like his courage.

I like his persistence.

I like him in a suit.

97 likes his silence.

98 likes that he is good to fans.

99 likes his hat

100 who called him Jay Chou! ! !