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High school campus drama script
First act
Moral teacher, Mary, female A, a naughty boy, class cadre.
Sometimes in class.
Didi classroom
On the stage, there are tables and chairs with white boards.
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[Several students sit down and the bell rings. The teacher came in and the students were still talking to each other.
Teacher, be quiet! Be quiet! Where were we yesterday? Oh, by the way, we are going to talk about electromagnetic induction today. You turn to page 88 of the book, and now everyone is reading it. Ok, now you all know what electromagnetic induction is, right?
I don't know!
Teacher what? Don't you know? Didn't I tell you to read this book? Are your brains dumber than pigs? Mary, please explain to us what electromagnetic induction is.
Mary, I don't know.
The teacher can't take you. Sit down. Electromagnetic induction is a very important phenomenon, which was discovered by the great scientist Faraday. Faraday discovered it after ten years of unremitting efforts. Faraday tried many times (making a "hug" sound) and failed many times ... (seeing Marley raise his hand) Marley, what's your problem?
Ma Rui (stands up) Teacher, you are mistaken. Try many times, fail many times, and don't say "hug" many times.
Teacher, please sit down first and ask questions after class. Don't affect everyone's listening. Faraday is not afraid of failure. He tried many methods, but he still failed. He even wound a magnet with wires, but he still failed. Finally failed many times, finally ...
Mary: (without permission) Teacher, you are mistaken again. (Deep laughter from the class)
Mr. Murray! What's the matter with you? Please don't affect classroom discipline. As I said, if you have any questions, you can come to my office to exchange views after class. Please pay attention to the class now.
Mr. Murray, there is no need to exchange views after class. I can show you the Xinhua dictionary now. The pronunciation of this word is "repeatedly" instead of "hug" (holding up an open dictionary and pointing it out to the teacher from a distance, the whole class buzzes)
Teachers, some students just love to express themselves, as if they are smarter than anyone else. Do you really understand? If you really know everything, then why are you still sitting here? Don't wander around with less than half a bottle and stare at everyone who is not as good as you. This self-righteous attitude is the last thing teachers like. This kind of person has no future!
Ma Rui (laughing loudly) Teacher, please don't make personal attacks! Who is too small and pushy?
Mr. Murray, if you don't want to attend my lecture, you can go out!
Mary, why should I go out? It's not that I don't want to attend lectures. I just hope you can speak better and don't mislead people.
Teacher, stand on the blackboard!
Mary, I'm sorry, I don't have that ability!
Teacher (trembling with anger) you go out, I invite you out now!
Mary, why should I go out? I have the right to sit in the classroom, Mr. Liu. I paid the tuition!
Do you know, Mr. Murray, that you are the most unpopular student in the teacher's class!
Marley, it's an honor.
Good, good, good teacher. I won't talk about this class unless you go out. Students, the reason why you can't take this course is entirely because of Mary. Do you want to continue your class or let Mary mix you up?
A naughty boy: We asked Mary to take us to class. (Laughter from class)
Mary, you don't give lectures because you can't continue. If you don't speak at your level, you will mislead your children.
Teacher (screaming loudly) class cadre! Class cadres, stand up! Where are the class cadres? Keep order!
Class cadres (in a low voice), stop (the class is noisier, and the teacher pushes Mary angrily)
Mr. Murray, please pay attention to your identity. You are a people's teacher, not a bitch!
Teacher, shut up! The teacher gave Mary a loud slap in the face.
The whole class was silent. Curtains closed]
Act ii
Boys, girls and teachers.
Ground office.
Does the teacher know what I called you two here for today?
Boys know that you want to give us a moral education lesson alone. Didn't you hand in your homework today?
Teacher, don't play dumb with me. I called you here today because of your relationship.
Son, what happened to our relationship? We have a good relationship. We never quarrel, we always stick together.
Teacher, don't you think the relationship between you two is too good, a little too good?
What's wrong with girls having a good relationship? Our relationship is based on purity. It's nobody else's business, right?
Teacher Qi, (patting the teacher on the shoulder) I wonder if you are a little jealous of us?
Female teacher, it's not like we haven't seen Jenny before. Although I am a woman, I can understand you.
Brother, you have suffered.
Teacher, I can't talk to you. Call your parents tomorrow.
Guys, I knew it. Once you can't help us, call our parents. Please, can you make something new?
Good teacher, then I won't invite your parents this time. Starting today, you will be responsible for the duty of this week's class, and we will see your performance next week.
Two people! With what? (At this moment, the man's cell phone rang. The man looked at the phone and said to the woman. )
I'm sorry, son. Will you help me do it first on duty today? I have something urgent this afternoon.
Girl, do you really have the heart to let me be the girl on duty in the whole classroom? You are a big shot.
Boy, I really have something urgent today. Can't I make it for you tomorrow?
No girls, no, I think you should be on duty alone for a week. I was punished because of you! Whose text message made you willing to sacrifice me (after all, grab a man's mobile phone to watch)? This number is too familiar. Isn't this our class Xiaohong's mobile phone number? Well, you have two feet on both sides.
Boy, you misunderstood. She just asked me to help.
Girl, don't play with me, you playboy. Wait till you see how my brother slapped you (angrily left his seat, walked to the office door and turned to the teacher). Goodbye, teacher. Say hello to Jenny for me!
Boy, wait, let me explain (catch up)
Girl, let me hear you explain!
Teacher hum, bunny, play with me, moth, it's still tender. Thank you for confiscating Xiaohong's mobile phone today. You know, ginger is still old and spicy! (Curtain closed)
Act iii
When the music starts, a girl snuggles up on the teacher's leg.
Miss girl, do you love us?
Teacher: Yes, I love you very much. I regard you as my dear children, as the continuation of my spirit and as the proud fruit of my labor.
Girl, do you love all of us?
Teacher (a little hesitant) Yes, my dear child.
Girl, really?
The teacher (slightly sad) may be wrong. Indeed, I am disappointed in some of you, disgusted with some of you, and indifferent to some of you.
Girl, do you hate being a teacher?
Teacher, don't! I love my job as much as I love lighting. Please believe me, I am very willing to educate each of you, enlighten your minds, open the door to your wisdom and cultivate your kindness.
Female teacher, I believe in you, and I believe that you are willing to train each of us to be successful.
Teacher, but that's beyond my power. Each of you is very different, and God has not given me the right and ability to choose students. I can't train every one of you to be a talent, nor can I train every one of you to be our pride. Some of you are destined to be our pride, and of course, some may be my shame.
Miss, in fact, we all want to be your pride.
Thank you, teacher. I know you all want to be my pride, but when you make me angry and my dignity is violated, I often forget this and make me hate you.
Female teacher, is dignity important to you?
Teacher: I think so. Perhaps this is our characteristic-we attach great importance to our dignity. Because we want to educate you with perfect dignity and enjoy educating you. Dignity is extremely important to us. Without it, I can hardly imagine how to educate you.
Girl, do you sometimes pay too much attention to your dignity and ignore us?
Teacher: Well, maybe, I do sometimes ignore your dignity and even sacrifice your dignity to protect mine. Sorry, my child. I'm human too. Sometimes I am selfish, and sometimes I indulge my ugliness. People say that we are engineers of the human soul, but engineers are also human beings and need education.
Girl, thank you, teacher. Your words made me understand you better. Teacher, I also want to know, when we are better than you, will you be afraid?
Teachers will, in our hearts. Although I am willing to make you excellent, although I praise your Excellence, I will have an inexplicable fear when you are better than me. I am afraid of being surpassed by you, I am afraid of being eliminated by you, and I am afraid of being abandoned by you. I understand that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, but this is inevitable. Tao Xingzhi, a great educator, said: "The success of teachers is to create people worthy of their worship. Teacher Wang's greatest happiness is to create students worthy of his worship. " But I don't even worship myself. How can I worship you? I want to support my family, I want to buy food and cook, I want to evaluate my professional title, and I want to take that annoying exam. How can I be a happy and successful gardener?
Sorry, teacher, we didn't expect you to be so difficult.
In fact, the teacher is nothing, as long as you know the teacher's suffering. Haven't you been cursing the exam-oriented education that has brought you down? Actually, we're not. (Lighting candles) But that can't be changed, at least not now. Some people say that we burn ourselves like this candle and illuminate you. I also hope to bring you light, but because of exam-oriented education, what we give you is not all light. This is life. There's nothing anyone can do. Do you have any questions? Come to my house to talk tomorrow night. Please pay attention to safety, and you'd better not come alone. Goodbye.
Goodbye, girl, my dear teacher.
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