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Is the woman's emotional intelligence high or the man's emotional intelligence high?

1. Men really know that women are scheming animals, but they don't know where women's tricks are strange, so it is difficult for ordinary men to touch women's pain.

2. Women always see a man's indifference, but they don't know that it is that kind of supercilious indifference that makes many arrogant women look up at him and even kneel at his knees. A man lies at a woman's feet like a pug. Even if he has seventy-two kinds of martial arts, it is hard for a woman to mention it.

Men value it because they lack a key thing-masculinity.

If men are too kind to women, they can only cultivate more and more old women who are greedy for goldfish and women who take it for granted. When men really can't stand it and fly away, women will find themselves nothing.

Men obviously can't give women everything, but women always think that men can bring them a planet. The woman turned the man into a rocket and roared to another planet-the arms of another beautiful woman. It turned out that the woman would still call the man bin Laden, which was so absurd that the global detection system could not find his trace.

Men often feel inferior and women often feel sorry for themselves. Men use alcohol and tobacco to spread masculinity, while women use cosmetics to show fictional beauty.

6. Women will feel like Chinese fir after reading Meteor Garden, because Chinese fir is cute but not very beautiful, and few men will feel like Doumyouji Tsukasa after reading Meteor Garden. After all, it is really difficult for a man who is so rich, handsome, muscular and, most importantly, has only a fish brain.

7. Women may be moved to tears by Louis Koo's belated loyalty after watching The Roar of Lions, but there must be a few people who think they are Cecilia Cheung. After all, unless you are a hybrid, it is not easy to have such a beautiful face.

8. Men who like instant noodles may be regarded as paying attention to their careers and being slovenly, while women who like instant noodles are easily associated with a neutral trend. In fact, instant noodles are not delicious?

9. Men should take care of women, but don't be too annoyed, such as planting a melon, sprinkling water and fertilizing occasionally, and growing naturally. When harvesting, they will definitely take a big melon with them, and may be accompanied by their owners to a large area of Gua Tian. When a woman manages a man, she must manage everything about him. Besides making friends, spending money on drinks and going to clubs, she has to be careful about all the odds and ends. The birthright of half a servant is his wife.

10. Women love men, but love is wrong. They always like to ride on men's wings, so men always feel like cocks carrying a hen, so they are eager to get rid of women's burdens. Men love women, love is not a place. They always love skins and seldom consider whether they have diamonds in their hearts.

1 1. Few men don't pay attention to appearance. Even if he is as ugly as death, he demands only half of Li Zekai's mate selection. For women, it is ok not to pay attention to appearance. After all, women's lewdness is relatively simple, but few women don't pay attention to men's talents. However, in today's society, talents are framed by men's professional titles, RV and other conditions. Therefore, the goal of men and women pursuing the opposite sex is clear and will not be too confused.

12. Mature men pay more attention to women's minds. Of course, the most basic condition is to have a decent appearance. Mature women began to think about whether men can support the elderly for life. As the saying goes, it's no problem to raise a child to prevent old age, find a good man, and raise an ex-husband's son to support the elderly.

13. If there were no men, women would not try to lose weight, because the stimulation from the same sex and elders was not so great after all. It is difficult to grow into such a reunion, and it is not easy to lose weight. But the beloved man gave the order and immediately rushed out of the house to jump rope. One reason is fear of being abandoned by men, and the other is to please men.

14. Women sometimes look like pets. But sometimes it can be compared with the lioness in the zoo.

15. A woman cries when she is lonely, as if a prince imagined in self-pity and self-humiliation would hear her sad voice and cast pity eyes from the clouds. When a man is lonely, he usually just sits, lights a cigarette, drinks a cup of tea and stares at the window sill in a daze, which vaguely makes people feel that he is a frustrated warrior. Men shed blood without tears, while women shed tears as a physiological vent.

16. The limit of men's and women's haggard is that women will feel completely defeated, with nothing and nothing, while men feel that although the ending is so tragic, they have never lost, and there is still hope for a comeback.

17. a friend's words: a person's greatest sorrow is that he must bear the pressure from all the people he can't bear. The biggest sorrow of a woman is to hang herself on a man, which has become the last hurdle for a man.

18. If a man doesn't love you, he won't tell you the real reason, but will cover it up with various excuses so that you can't guess why he dumped you in the end. When a woman doesn't love you, she usually wants to tell you the real reason, because she doesn't want to add a burden to her psychology. But if the facts are too cruel, such as the reason why she loves others, in order to take care of your face, she still wants to say that they are incompatible. From this section, I don't know whether men are cruel or women are poisonous.

19. In The Roar of the Lion, when Cecilia Cheung drank the water of forgetting, 80% of the women shed bitter tears when they saw the concert. Women always feel that men don't cherish her enough, so they always hope that God can punish men and let him know how difficult it is to regret losing her. 70% of men watched the ending of Titanic, and the old rose threw a sapphire necklace that recorded the relationship between life and death into the vast deep sea, without much noise on her face. It's my girlfriend crying next to me, nose, tears, tears. Men are realistic and women are romantic. Men don't believe in shadowless stories, and there is not even a river in their hometown. How can that kind of life-and-death love happen in the water? Women stretch their arms and kick at the edge of the bathtub, similar to the classic shot of Jack and Ross spreading their wings and flying at the bow. It is very likely that not only did they not get closer to each other because of this beautiful story, but they also had a big fight because of their different views.

20. Men who love to hit people are not real men, but cowards who vent their inner anguish by hitting people. Women who love to hit people are mostly rebellious women, which has a lot to do with the harsh family education when they were young. So it's fair to fight men and women.

2 1. When a man can't do anything about a woman, he is either trembling with anger or madly in love. or vice versa, Dallas to the auditorium Therefore, if a woman wants to master a man's heart, it is better to adopt a policy of appeasement. Instead of leading him by the nose, it is better to call him attached. If a man wants a woman to be dead set on him, he might as well give her a cold shoulder and seduce her curiosity to see what he really has. There is hope. Otherwise, if you chase after her, a woman's hind feet will jump faster than a plane. You know, a man's wisdom can design an amazing love scam, but if you are not sure, a woman's lightness skill is better than a rocket.

22. If you really love a man, a woman can die. Sometimes, husbands seem to be more important than parents, brothers and sisters. Can really fall in love with a woman, a man can be fatal, but his sense of responsibility always reminds him to leave his life to his parents and society and continue to make endless contributions, just like Li Shengnan and Jin Shiyi in the Jade Bow in the Sea of Clouds. Therefore, women are often less responsible than men, but men are often more burdened than women.

23. Generally speaking, women don't think too much. All ideas are straight, and all roads lead to Rome. If they believe in something, they won't change it. The human mind is like a huge network with too many terminals. Although extremely comprehensive, there are not necessarily women who are closer to the theme. Just like love, men often have to consider all aspects of their past and future lives, so they are very tedious and tired, while women are very relaxed and stupid. There is only one sentence: "No matter what happens in the future, I will follow you." No, it adds a burden to a man's already tired body.

24. The IQ of a woman who is in love really drops rapidly, and the most obvious performance is the extraordinary loss of attention, memory and judgment. If you see a woman out of her mind, absent-minded, talking upside down, walking crooked and embarrassed to fall down in the street, it's not love or lovelorn. Men who fall in love perform better, probably because they are better at pretending. So, there are hypocrites but no fake women.

25. People who write poems are always suspected of being insane. But a real psychopath can't write a good poem. Women write poems too delicately, probably because their hair is too long, and there are 3,000 troubled hearts like a beautiful heart. A poem is just a wisp of silk scraped out. Men tend to be masculine when writing poems, but there is always a little feminine self-pity in masculinity. Writing a poem by a man is like pouring wine. No matter how good or bad it is, first pour a whole cup and drink enough, so what is revealed in the wine is the wanton feelings that men escape through drunkenness.

26. The essence of men's love for women lies in the word "drowning". The passion of the river is that when a woman doesn't understand what's going on, she becomes a drowned rat, which is equivalent to putting a big enough parallel stamp on this woman. "The waves washed away in the great river east", and a half-drowned girl was found.

The cleverness of women's love for men lies in the word "entanglement". The transparent silk thread all over the sky loosely and firmly tied a man in a daze. Isn't it just a woman who can take pictures online? "The endless rain is as thin as sorrow". How can a man get a sad word? Men are water gods and women are spider spirits.

27. Women are actually more attached to men. For example, men like smoking. Before long, women's hair will curl like tobacco. Before long, a woman's hair will be dyed as yellow as a cigarette holder. After a while, women's status will be like cigarette butts. Even if a man is psychologically attached to a woman, he won't say it. He will only show his anxiety through all kinds of annoying reasons, but the real reason for his worry is that he feels his position is in jeopardy?

28. It is generally difficult for men to really care about a person. Men are used to being selfish by their mothers. It is generally difficult for women to know how to really care about a person. It is childish for a woman to be spoiled by her mother. There are many wars between men and women, and now the cold war is the main one. Because men want manners and can't fight. Women have no fighting power, so their mouths are as sharp as blades. Men are silent about all arguments. Shut up. You don't have to lose.

29. A woman who eats ugly and has rice flying all over the sky, if beautiful and lovely, is likely to make people feel naughty, rude and lovely. On the other hand, the more decent and handsome a man is, the less he can make a fool of himself at dinner, nor can he violate the etiquette of the public at will. This is the difference in the requirements of the public for men and women.

30. when a man sees such an article, he will squeeze out two words through his teeth-"boring!" After reading such an article, women will probably wonder what the author is.

3 1. No matter how elegant a man is, he is always a little rude, just like swearing and telling dirty jokes, so elegant that he doesn't touch any meat. Men themselves look down on that kind of man. No matter how fierce a woman is, there is always a little tenderness in her bones. Don't look at the action, her eyes are full.

32. Men don't spend time, and women don't spend time. Men are easy to sleep with strangers, and women are not easy to lose their virginity. This is how men and women view lovelessness.

33. If a man vomits on a woman, she is either too ugly or too smelly.

A vulgar woman can be tolerated as long as she is a little more beautiful. What women don't like is not a man with a long difference, but comparing themselves with Li Ka-shing and others in the catering industry without a small restaurant.

34. Men don't smile at women who are not interested in them. If he smiles, it's just a simple etiquette. If a man is interested in a woman, he will never laugh without thinking. Many women don't treat men as human beings just because there are too many men around them or too few.

35. A woman can look down on a man in her heart, but she must never insult him in front of others. A man may not take a woman seriously, but he must not praise another woman for her beauty in front of her.

36. Smart women are liked by men, but smart and sharp women are naturally hostile and defensive, just because men naturally like to walk in front of animals. A stupid woman, a man has no psychological pressure, but he will never take the trouble to design a complicated, laborious and expensive love scam for her.

37. Both men and women will encounter the dilemma of holding a pile of unwashed socks and not finding clean socks to wear. In an emergency, the man may stand in a suit and tie, proclaiming that he has two unwashed barefoot shoes, while the woman will go to borrow stockings from her partner who lives together.

38. Finding a good husband and wife is also a science. It seems that a good wife is easy to find a good lover, but a good man is easy to get married and difficult to "marry" into the house. In my life, I have been striving for career, money and power, and people have come and gone in my life. After all, isn't it just to find a good wife and husband?

39. Lost in love, in fact, nothing has been lost. What we are facing is only a psychological challenge. Just like a toy, it is always thrown away when it is broken, and it is easy to get rid of the evil influence by clinging to the phantom. Men look very open-minded, not because they are handsome, but because they have a heavy sense of social responsibility and have to smile. Sentimental people are always severely criticized.

40. One day,

Women will be their shadows. One day, a person will become a memory. If you really want to be single, women will be more alienated from men. Women in China are frigid because of physiological factors and because they died in their own hearts. The greatness of a man lies not in abandoning a woman completely, but in not giving up a woman easily at any time. At this point, men are more rational than women.

4 1. The beauty of women can be described by 1000 entries, while the beauty of men is only half masculine. In fact, girls should not be so heavy. China men really want to learn from male peacocks. They should show their beauty, but they are not as introverted as Theory of Three Represents's theory.

42. Men care about politics to satisfy their desire not to seize power, while women are indifferent to politics because God has given her a good psychological and physical structure.

43. A truly attractive person is actually a person without gender, that is, a neutral person. Its concept is not homosexuality, but the ultimate magic man whose male and female personalities are partially reconciled.

44. Women like to be conquered, but men also like to be conquered. In the eyes of men, there are few people who can exist, so the example of sincere love for a woman is quite rare in his life, and it is easy to produce fresh love. Women who are too strong have exciting happiness and inferiority in the process of conquest, while women who are not strong can't stand conquest, which is disappointing. No matter how excellent, extraordinary and background women are, they are always poised, laughing and talking about men who love each other, which should be the essence of men's infatuation.

45. When a woman misses a man, she often misses her heartache and tears. When men miss women, they often remind women of their more heartache and tears. To put it bluntly, it seems that women always suffer? Men suffer in their hearts, but women suffer in their eyes.

46. Men usually pretend to be strong, while women usually pretend to be weak.

Men under 47.26 can call children. There's just a difference. Men aged 22-26, described in biological terms, are probably-year-old larvae.

Physically and psychologically mature, but psychologically not mature enough to support themselves and a woman, so naturally there will be conflicts with girls.

48. No matter how old a woman is, she looks like a child in front of the person she loves. You can't expect her to support you. It is difficult for her to support herself, and it is already a great burden for you not to rely on you. Because girls have never been educated to support their families and earn money, men should understand women's selfishness.

49. When women wander between two men, they usually choose one instead of two or none. In fact, men may take more and save more, but women are different.

50. When a woman leaves your world, she either dies of your heart or really doesn't love you. Women's compassion and love can last for a while, but not for long. Women are famous animals who are afraid of commitment and engagement.

5 1. There is a feeling between friendship and love. It was love between the opposite sex, but it was neither love nor friendship. When a girl becomes your girlfriend, it can only prove that she likes you, but not that she only loves you. So many love relationships often break up. That's why. When she falls in love with someone else, or feels that this love has come to an end, she will leave you. True love will not disappear, but it will be renewed or destroyed day by day, making it easier to forget.

52. Women are forgetful animals. Some are really cruel, and some are to comfort guilty hearts. When a woman forgets you, you usually miss her more. That can only say that she doesn't love you, and your love only hurts yourself.

53. Women's ruthlessness is mostly caused by men's unkindness. A woman's cruel heart can cultivate a more cruel man.

54. Why do you insist on people who don't love you? A girl was heartbroken when she heard that the person she loved was getting married, and wanted to commit suicide to explain this relationship. If she is still a friend, she will support her to face it alive and work hard. This sentence is:

"He wants to get married. If you let him get married, he may not be happy when he gets married! " What really makes people uncomfortable is not the person who broke your heart, but the sadness of losing him. Being unaccustomed to leaving him makes you vulnerable. Many years later, you will find that he is divorced and marry you, but you won't. You don't care if he dies.

55. For some people, true love only happens once, but for others, it may happen many times. This has a lot to do with personal character, experience, background, experience and time and space. So when you lose a relationship, the sky doesn't fall, but you are blinded by your own tears. After losing your feelings, usually God will double your compensation, which is certain and in line with the truth of dialectics.

56. When others leave you, you will feel very uncomfortable, because you are abandoned, and there is always a feeling of failure in your heart. It is better to find a better one quickly. One day, when you are walking in the street, you meet the other person and hold that person in your hand, and compare them with each other, trying to piss off that person who knows nothing about good advice. Bad luck means good luck, and vice versa.

57. People generally don't hate someone easily. If you hate someone, usually you love him too much, but you can't help him, so you will feel bored. Hating a warm and cruel person will only hurt yourself. If you want happiness, it is better to love him peacefully. To love him peacefully is to wish him a better life. It's good that he is well, isn't it? One day, you will have your own family, and you will be deeply grateful for the reason and peace that saved you and brought you luck.

58. There will always be people who are sorry for you, and you will be sorry for others unintentionally. When you are in great pain in lovelorn, how can you think that there are others who are more bitter and devoted than you? Therefore, the creator is fair, and the feelings of mutual willingness are precious because it is difficult to find a tacit understanding. You won't cherish what you get easily. Never expect to waste any more time. Isn't that an idiot? She really wants to leave you, and there is no room to live. It's no use chasing her, so why are you chasing her?

59. Men and women will regret sleeping with people they don't love easily one day. Although a one-night stand is romantic, what is even more frightening is that because you don't know her background and personal life, you don't know what kind of person she is with, and you can't be sure how many people she has slept with. This will bring the danger of medical diseases, and the worst consequences can be boldly imagined. Therefore, one-night stands are not only not worth advocating, but also should arouse the high vigilance of men and women. "You will worry about dying in her arms." Do you really have this concern? If there is, don't go. Ten thousand one-night stands were lost to the true love of a lifetime. If you really love someone, how can you hurt your lover and betray yourself?

60. Sex may be important, but it is also a science. What is happiness and unloved human nature? What is the definition of human nature that you don't know? Study your own humanity and the consequences of good sex. Don't indulge, don't regret.

6 1. You can see your loss, your anxiety, your sadness, your helplessness, your fragility, your sadness, your helplessness and your amorous feelings. Don't punish yourself extremely without other people's mistakes, and don't complain about others and feel sorry for themselves; Do not resent others for cursing themselves, and do not retaliate against others for hurting themselves; What you get may never be obtained, and what you lose may never look back. If you can grasp yourself first, the person you love will be attracted by magnetism; If you want to control others, the force of repulsion always makes your lover's body fly to Uranus.

62. Occasionally cheating is essentially the same as often cheating. Five steps are backward, and a hundred steps are backward. Deserters in love can't become heroes just because they retreat five steps, nor can they give up fighting completely because they retreat a hundred steps. The world: a man who cheats once feels that it is no big deal, only1100 is wrong, and he and the world will forgive themselves; Once a woman cheats, it is 100% wrong, which makes men feel humiliated and angry. If you don't want the woman you love to be 100% sorry for you, then don't be 1% sorry for her. What you don't do is just a small thing. If she does something wrong that you have done n times, you will hate her for life. Don't do this to make her not hate you.

63. A girl who gives herself to a man easily is not a good girl. A girl who easily has a one-night stand with others is not worthy of praise. Boys who easily sleep with girls are not good boys. Boys who easily have a one-night stand with others, do you dare to face your heart?

64. To love someone is to hope that she is good and safe, not to retaliate against her or herself because of her mistakes. Don't be narrow-minded, selfish, tolerant, and think more about her. Even if you can't marry her, you have learned how to treat your future partner. Always be patient. Besides your mother, which woman will tolerate you?

There is one thing between men and women that they can't get over. That is: I always want the other person to make a promise to love myself forever, but I always worry that the other person can't do it, so I have butterflies in my stomach, which affects the quality of love. In fact, not to mention being in love for 10 thousand years is to be in love for 50 years seriously, and it is also the best love in life. People, too greedy, always want more, but maybe one day they will die. If you can treat every day with your lover as a holiday, it's better to be in love for a hundred days than to live with a couple who don't love for ten years.

66. Both men and women should cherish themselves. When you are desperate, there may be a turn for the better. God may give you hints, humans may give you love, lovers may give you tenderness, but you should cherish yourself first.

67. Suffering makes people grow, both men and women. How can you live without pain and waves? Angels are not all light. A person will face changes, twists and turns and choices every day. This is a normal life.

68. If today is the last day of your life, what troubles do you have to think about? An old proverb can help us tide over the difficulties. This sentence is: "All this will pass." Ten years later, you will find that today's resentment is just a light joke.

69. Men like to pursue women. In fact, women also like to pursue men with personality and call themselves tempted. Don't expect men to be bolder than women, especially men in their twenties. Before pursuing, he made up his mind, and I don't know how many times he turned around before he dared to invite you to the movie "The Ring of Midnight". The 20-year-old man's pursuit of unique skills seems crazy, but it is actually very simple and interesting.

70. It takes more than N years for men to master the kung fu of pursuing women, but at this time men are almost thirty years old, so men in their thirties are the most attractive.

7 1. Women really need to learn how to let the man they like pursue themselves without being noticed. How much love does not need to be designed? How much love can stand the design?

72. Love can only prove a feeling. There are only two things in the world that can prove love, one is life and death, and the other is time.

73. Life is nothing without love. But with love, people seem to be full of the power of God and the magic of magic. Without love, no matter how great people are, we are just ordinary people.

74. When a man was young, he didn't have the funds and brains to pursue the person he loved, so he regretted it-to pursue it alone. When a man grows up to have enough financial resources and brains to pursue a woman, he finds that he really can't find the person he likes-lonely for failure.

75. A person who talks about everything is paranoid about love and desperate for perfection. Can love work together? If we can work together, is it still love?

76. It is easy to love someone, but it is extremely difficult to care about your lover. Because love is fierce, selfish and hurtful. When you focus all your energy on observing your lover's every move, it's strange not to drive your lover crazy and dizzy. Being able to think of your lover calmly is true love.

77. The expression and feeling of love may be different every time, so you think your lover is unique, a Chinese odyssey. But the essence of love is the same, that is, to find a small mirror buried in a corner of the world in previous lives.

78. Women had better not always put off dating men. You know, men can't tolerate women anymore, let alone the fleeting time. There is no point in loving someone. See if what you do is right or wrong, it is reasonable and regular. Because of their special gender, women can't escape the proper accusations. A woman who is always late, one shortcoming can offset many advantages. So are men.