Ask for a blessing message sent to classmates during the winter vacation → _→ Be funny. Thank you!

1. get together, and you will be extremely happy; The memories of the two places are vague. May the moon bring my blessing and the flowers spread to my heart. Happy winter vacation!

2. Bring a bunch of flowers to your side. The flowers condense my blessings to you, and the green leaves are full of friendship for the roots.

3. One catty of peanuts and two jins of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, the financial resources roll into your pocket; Seven catties of grapes and eight catties of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom every day.

4. Some things don't fade with the passage of time, and some people don't forget because they don't meet often. In my memory, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of welcoming the Spring Festival, I wish you a prosperous career!

Funny version:

1. Are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully, "If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?"! ！”

2。

there are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; Land is used to grow flowers and grass; I am used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: "It is used to stew vermicelli. ！”

3。

Don't get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass and shouted, "Are you a brother?" Brother did it! ！”

4。

I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, and it will be in vain if I don't smash you.

5。

If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I'll let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

6。

I know you pay attention to hygiene, and you should wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied, "I brought paper this time! ！”

7。

it's a pleasure to miss you; It's a great pleasure to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

8。

Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose, and when it reaches 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "Little son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! ！”

9。

It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung a jade photo of you on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run away.

1。

Couples in western countries are always getting divorced, because their lover is a little baby. Look at the elderly under the moon in China. They are full of experience, so the marriage of Mr. and Mrs. China is more permanent. Carrot respectfully handed the business card when he saw the customer. The customer looked at the business card and asked, Why are you called Korean ginseng? The carrot has a small waist. "People are haha!"

11。

Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I have struggled all night, and your thick skin makes me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I committed suicide.

12。

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming. You are walking slowly in a plaid vest, and you look so detached and comfortable. It's really cute. I don't know how you competed against rabbits in those years.

13。

In one year, a man wrote more than 8 love letters to his girlfriend, and as a result, his girlfriend finally announced that she was getting married. The groom was the postman who sent these letters to her.

14。

The hairdresser was chatting while shaving the guest's face. He was so busy that he didn't pay attention to shaving off the guest's eyebrows. The barber asked: Do you want to keep your eyebrows? Guest: Stay! Barber: Alas! Why didn't you say so? It's shaved off!

15。

husband: honey, I was fired. Because of a little thing, it's so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage after work last night. But they don't want to think, who dares to steal a tiger!

16。

"Do you know why men like to have long hair like ladies these days?" "Because, if your lover or wife finds long hair on their clothes, he will smile and say,' This is my hair!' ”

17。

You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psychopath came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned around and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, "Here's your knife, it's your turn to chase me!"

18。

a player can't catch the ball steadily. While practicing passing and catching the ball, another player gave him a good ball. He was afraid that he would not catch it steadily, so he shouted "Catch it steadily". As a result, the ball hit him on the head and he only heard him say "Who with?"

19。

When you are lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, cut it, cut it with a small knife, and at the same time, you can vent yourself and shout loudly, "I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen!" ！”

2。

The sky is so clear, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You are standing on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a stick: "Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! ！”

21。

On the first day of the obstetrician's practice, his wife asked him, "How was today?" The doctor said, "It's not too bad. Although the mother and the baby were not saved, the baby's father was finally saved."

22。

In the military training under the tree that year, the instructor said to the students: Count off in the first row. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly again: "Count off! So, reluctantly, you turned around and hugged the tree! ！”

23。

Your voice came from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It was you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, "grandpa, borrow the donkey!" ！”

24。

seedless watermelons have been successfully developed, and they frequently participate in various celebration meetings and reports, which has unlimited scenery. Other watermelons are very envious. One watermelon is indignant: What is beautiful? There is no next generation.

25。

When the camera and mobile phone are fighting, a camera comes running excitedly: Report to the chief, grab a mobile phone! When the camera head looked at it, he was angry: Why did you catch our undercover? This is a mobile phone that can take pictures!

26。

you know what? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of ktv! Do you know what ktv is? That's K for you, T for you, and finally I'll make a V gesture!

27。

The moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: "I'm not selling this pig! ！”

28。

it is said that the arrow has a golden arrow. Iron arrow. Copper arrow, you must learn from silver arrow! It is said that there are 18 kinds of 36 moves in martial arts, but you must learn drunken arrows, so soon you appeared in the Jianghu: "drunken silver arrows!" ！”

29。

The first time I saw you, I felt that I had known you for a long time. I never said anything so sure, and you may not believe it, but it's true. You really look like my ... lost pig!

3。

God said to grant me one wish, and I said to want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change it. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. He pondered and said, "Take the globe and let me have a look again! ！”