In which episode is the animated version of Wulin legend and Zhu?

For the 37th time, I don't want Xiao Guo to fight for talents, and I don't want to go anywhere like you.

Lobby day

(Everyone knocks on the bowl and applauds Lao Bai)

Laobai: Well, welcome to this issue of "It's good to know the Jianghu" (shooting). Your happiness is not as good as mine and your satisfaction is not as good as mine. Audience friends, are you satisfied?

(Everyone is silent)

Laobai: I can't hear you. Speak louder. Are you satisfied?

Everyone: Not satisfied ~ ~

Laobai: OK, then stay in your cool place.

(Everyone disdains)

Laobai: Next, let me introduce the first of the four guests present today (referring to the owner). Wow, that's amazing. She is the shopkeeper of Tongfu Inn.

(Everyone cheers for the shopkeeper to get up)

Shopkeeper: (advertising) Tongfu Inn, your dream harbor (speed up) Our store offers big rewards at the end of the month, and you can enjoy a 15% discount with VIP cards. Please write to us and discuss specific matters with us.

Laobai: OK, now let me introduce the next one. Who is he? Wow, that's great. She is Mo Xiaobei, the headmaster of Hengshan School.

(Everyone cheers for Beckham getting up)

Beckham: (Advertising) My home is Shaolin and my home is Wudang. Hengshan swordsmanship, which is practiced both inside and outside, is extremely powerful. It is a necessary magic weapon for you to keep fit, travel at home and rob a house. Please consult Hengshan Wushu School (from another angle) for registration. For the specific address, please contact Laoyakou, Hengshan, 30 miles north, 260 miles east and 7860 miles west. ...

Laobai: (Interrupting) Okay, cut the crap. Let me introduce the third guest. Wow, he is even better. He speaks Cantonese very well (with a Cantonese accent). Who is he? He is Lv Qinghou, the Great Warrior of Guanzhong.

(Everyone stands up and cheers for the scholar.)

Scholar: Well ... read more books and read a good book (give a book). This is a legendary story of Wulin, which records the grievances and enmities of Jianghu children for thousands of years. It is so exciting and colorful that people can't afford to eat or drink. This book has not been published yet. If you are interested, please come to my office for an interview, sleepless night.

Laobai: Ok, Xia, let's stop advertising and introduce the last guest present. Wow, it's worse. It's a little crazy. Who is he? He is the only descendant of Li Xiulian, the Beijing god of food.

(Everyone cheers. Open your mouth. )

Big mouth: Call me big mouth. Li Dazui, male, 27 years old, unmarried, healthy, without a marriage room, excellent quality, survival of the fittest.

Various qualities ...

Laobai: OK, who's next?

Mouth: I'm not finished yet.

Laobai: There is no time. There are two more contestants. Ok, now please welcome our two contestants: First, invincible overlord:

(Applause) (Guo Furong appears in an avalanche wearing a cloak) and a super dissatisfied woman: Zhu (Applause) (Zhu appears in an elegant scarf) Are the two contestants ready?

Guo: I'm ready. When you die.

Wu Shuang: Save it as a laughing stock.

Laobai: OK, let me introduce the rules of the game: this game adopts the best of five games system. Below, our first link is:

I wipe, I wipe, I wipe (gesture of lucky scholar and shopkeeper) Well, whoever can clean these two pots in the shortest time will win (audience cheers) (start cleaning pots).

Laobai: Well, who is the real winner in this link? She is hard-working, kind-hearted and practical: she is still smart and opportunistic. Don't tell you after leaving an advertisement (throw a brand)

-Advertising time

(Big mouth cooking is a mess)

Mouth: Hey, it's messed up again. How to do this job in the future?

Shopkeeper: Are you still using it? Are you still cooking in an iron pan? It's time to change. Tangmen non-stick pan, recently adopted the heating surface of Sichuan Tangmen copper process.

Large volume, uniform heat transfer, fast heating, and a little oil can make delicious food. And easy to clean, not easy to stick to the pot. Now I'll give you a set of exclusive secret hidden weapons of Tangmen, first come, first served. All major hotels and weapons stores sell them. Welcome to inquire.

Mouth: Hello, Tangmen does not stick to the pan to cook (two people look at each other).

Thomas lee: Me too.

compete

Laobai: Welcome to Qixia Town's costume variety show with the highest ratings. I wipe, I wipe, I wipe (the gesture of the lucky scholar shopkeeper). The two players cleaned two pots with lightning speed. So, is she diligent and clean, or virtuous and beautiful? Please cut out the scenes of our four judges-four judges, put the copper coins in your hands into the iron pot you think, and whoever has more money in the pot will win-please enter.

People line up in front of the door and throw money into Zhu's pot. )

Guo: Hey, hey, hey. ...

Lao Bai: OK, the chairman of the jury announced the results of the competition (applause).

Shopkeeper: I announce that the winner of this competition is Zhu (Zhu jumps his thigh).

Laobai: Well, Zhu, you are the favorite and the only winner in this competition. Say a few words (referring to the camera) to the audience who have always supported you.

Wu Shuang: First of all, I want to thank my parents, who raised me. I also want to thank the four judges. Most importantly, I want to thank the audience in front of the TV. If you don't support me (whoops).

Laobai: The contestants are understandably excited (crying on their white shoulders).

Guo: OK, OK, almost.

Laobai: Ok, let me introduce the second link: I wash, I wash, I wash (the gesture of the lucky scholar shopkeeper)-then, the requirement of this link is that whoever washes in the shortest time will win (the audience cheers).

(starts washing clothes)

Laobai: Well, who is the real winner of this competition? Is it that she is blessed by heaven and can't hide it, or does she turn her head and smile, and there are a hundred spells? Don't go away, I'll tell you after the commercial.

-Advertising time

(Mo Xiaobei comes in and pours the Gleditsia sinensis powder into the basin, squats on the ground, and starts washing clothes, wiping sweat from time to time. Tong Xiangyu went on stage and stood by to observe Beckham. Beckham looked up and found Tong Xiangyu).

Beckham: Sister-in-law, I can help you wash clothes.

(Tong Xiangyu opens his arms, Beckham jumps into Tong's arms and comes out to pick up Gleditsia sinensis powder)

Beckham: Bird brand saponin powder washes out a generation of good leaders (thumbs).

-Back in the game

Laobai: Welcome to the national costume variety show: I wash, I wash, I wash. Ok, before the results of the competition are announced, let's interview two contestants first. (to Xiao Guo) What about this player? Are you confident of winning the game?

Guo: As long as there is no black whistle, I can beat her with my eyes closed.

Laobai: Well said, just like the old saying goes, all talk and no practice (hahaha-giggle).

Guo: The host is a thief. The legendary thief is him. It is him.

Laobai: This player is really good at telling jokes and directing the radio. Delete this paragraph. Now please let the four judges enter (everyone observes the washed clothes).

Shopkeeper: (to Wu Shuang) Yo, what makes it smell so good?

Guo: What's the use of incense? No better than cooking.

Shopkeeper: You don't understand this. Washing clothes is also an art of life. It is not enough to be clean, but to learn slowly.

Guo: Hey, it's agreed that whoever cleans it will win.

Mouth: But Wushuang's house is also quite clean, isn't it?

Scholar: Right, right, right.

Beckham: Sister Wu Shuang, why?

Wu Shuang: Because, I use Bird brand Gleditsia sinensis powder, which contains a unique super decontamination formula. It has a strong decontamination ability and does not hurt clothes, and definitely does not hurt hands. It's really useful.

Mouth: It won't hurt your hand.

Guo: Then I'll use the Bird card, too.

Wu Shuang: Because you forgot one thing (take out a bottle). This is my own aloe vanilla juice (open it and everyone is intoxicated).

Guo: You, you cheat, I protest, I protest.

Shopkeeper: The protest is invalid. I declare the winner of this competition: Zhu (cheers) (wiping tears).

Laobai: Wu Shuang, as the defending champion of this competition, do you have anything to say?

Wu Shuang: I don't think I can talk about experience, and I don't want to say anything. 99% effort and 1% creativity are 100% success. Thank you.

Laobai: That's great. Let's applaud (for Xiao Guo). This girl is a player who has lost two games in a row. what do you think?

Guo: One word: cool!

Laobai: Well, I'll give you a word. Don't swallow a broken tooth.

Guo: Why?

Laobai: It is easy to have internal injuries (hahaha) (Guo Quxiu Cai)

Guo: Do you think the four of them bully me?

Scholar: Who, who told you that your skills are not as good as others (Guo wants to knock on the head)? I'll try my best next time.

Guo: I despise you.

Laobai: OK, now we enter the third link: I drag, I drag, I drag (lucky scholar gestures to the shopkeeper) (Guo begins to undress) What are you doing?

Guo: Take off your clothes. I had a fight with her.

Laobai: I said mop is mopping the floor. Whoever sweeps the floor for one and a half rooms wins.

(starts mopping the floor)

Laobai: Well, who is the real winner in this game? She fought and lost many times, but she became more and more brave and never gave up. Don't go away, I'll tell you after the commercial (throw the sign)

-Advertising time

(Guo mops the floor and suddenly shakes his waist)

Guo: Ouch!

Wu Shuang: Why are you pulling? You flash your waist again.

Guo: I can't refuse to accept it.

Wu Shuang: I'm old and osteoporosis. My body reminds you that calcium deficiency pulls (picks up a small bottle) white camel mountain Qianggu powder, an exclusive secret recipe of Ouyang Feng in the Northern Song Dynasty, specially developed for Wulin people.

Guo: But I have retired from the Jianghu.

Wu Shuang: This is also very useful. As the saying goes, (singing) people are floating in the rivers and lakes. Who can avoid being stabbed? White camel mountain's strong bones and inner and outer coats have miraculous effects. You can get a bag if you get a knife, and you want to get a second knife.

Guo: Huh?

Wushuang: flash out a bag of tunic clothes and live to be 200 years old.

Guo: OK, OK, OK ...

Zhu Guo: white camel mountain Strong Bone Powder, Youth Powder, Friendship Powder.

Laobai: Huashan Lunjian is a designated nutritional product, which is sold in all major Yiguang pharmacies in this town. Please be sure when you buy it.

Everyone: black toad anti-counterfeiting sign, Gaga ...

compete

Laobai: Well, welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in the world: I pull, I pull, I pull, yeah! (Lucky scholar gestured to the shopkeeper) (Applause)

Laobai: Well, please have a look. On my left is (Guo waves and smiles), the most clumsy person in history. On my right are two-time champion Zhu and her Garden of Dreams (applause).

Wu Shuang: First of all, I want to thank Taohua floor wax.

Guo: It's almost ready. It's not advertising time yet.

Laobai: Well, on the surface, you can't see which floor tile is cleaner. Let's welcome our senior catcher Yan Xiaoliu and teacher Yan, who is famous for her sharp eyes. Let him tell us who is the real winner (Yan squatted on the ground, holding a telescope, getting up and telling the white answer).

Liu: I want to patrol the streets.

Laobai: All right, ladies and gentlemen, now I announce. The winner is

Scholar: Wait.

Everyone: huh?

Scholar: Before the announcement, I have something to say. Floor tiles are for people to step on. Uniquely clean and waxed, but I can assure you that no one can walk three steps on it.

Laobai: Who said that? I'll show you now.

Everyone: Yum! (Old White Slip)

Laobai: I didn't pay attention here. I will do it again.

Everyone: yum (slippery again)

Laobai: I still don't believe me.

Everyone: Mm-hmm (old white feet in the air)

Guo: Ha ha ha ha.

Scholar: You see, even Lao Bai's flying skills are so high. Where are the others? I'm afraid even the medical expenses will be lost by then (the judges will discuss it)

Shopkeeper: After discussion by the judges, it is unanimously decided that the winner of this competition is (fainting): Guo Furong.

Xiao Guo: Yes, hahaha (Xiao Guo runs to the scholar and gives him a high five).

Laobai: All right, ladies and gentlemen, the score is two to one, and you are far ahead. Let's give you applause.

Guo: I won, not her.

Laobai: What are you doing? You only won one game. Look at you, there is no win-win situation. What do people say? What do you mean by enlightened? What does it mean to have both ability and political integrity? Let's give unparalleled applause (applause) again. Let's move on to the next step. The fourth link: I pull, I pull, I pull, I pull (lucky scholar gesture) (singing) Lala Lala Lala, I am a small expert in soliciting customers. Our fourth link is who can get the most guests in the shortest time. Even if we win two, please pay attention to your position. Amitabha is happy (Guo and Zhu rushed out of the door).

Everybody: Come on, come on.

Laobai: Well, who is the real winner, who won occasionally and still won, or who won without pride and lost with grace: don't go away, I'll tell you after the advertisement (everyone throws white with chopsticks).

Laobai: What are you doing, rebelling?

Shopkeeper: One hour of competition and half an hour of advertising.

Mouth: Are you kidding? That's ridiculous.

Beckham: That's right.

Laobai: Well, in response to the needs of the audience, we have now cancelled the advertising time and switched to on-site direct sales (Li Yu hits Bai). No, click on the scene. Now please welcome our true reporter: Mo Xiaobei.

Beckham: OK (Beckham rushes out the door)

-Outdoor

(Guo comes over and the camera is aimed at her)

Guo: What are you looking at? (Xiao Liu comes out of the alley) Hey, Xiao Liu, long time no see. Where are you going?

Xiaoliu: I'm going to eat at the shopkeeper's house in Beijiuliu.

Guo: What's delicious in their family's meal? Come to our house for dinner. You ate me and gave you a massage.

Small six: forget it, I'm short of money these two days, wait until I get paid.

Guo: Stop it. You owe it first and pay it back later.

Liu: That won't do either. I have to save money to marry a wife.

Guo: Yan Xiaoliu, don't you want to be promoted, huh?

Xiaoliu: What do you mean?

Guo: If you are willing to eat here, help me bring more guests back. The girl will pay for all the meals today.

Small six: impossible.

Guo: What do you think?

Liu: You won't stand me up, will you?

Guo: Am I that kind of person? I am

Small six: you just you (contemptuous eyes)

Guo: OK, OK, write an IOU to the head office.

Small six: ok, no problem, you wait, I'll call someone for you.

Guo: Go, go, call more, the more the better (to the camera). Stop looking and go back to your homework (walking back and forth). Hey, come here, I'm telling you, don't tell anyone about this, or you'll never eat Sugar-Coated Berry in your next life, you hear me (camera shaking up and down).

Guo: Good boy.

(Back to the hall)

Laobai: OK, OK, welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in the universe. I pull me, I pull me (the lucky scholar gestured to the shopkeeper) (I hope to bring back two diners).

Wu Shuang: Two guests, please eat slowly and have fun inside.

Guo: It took you so long to pull two.

Scholar: (anxious) You haven't brought it.

Guo: (throwing melon seeds) What's your hurry? A large crowd will arrive soon.

Laobai: OK, I declare it unnecessary. The contest officially entered the timing: ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,

Guo: Wait a minute, why do you want to cut it off now? Who stipulated it?

Shopkeeper: Xiao Guo, if you want to gamble, you must admit defeat. This is the rule of the game.

Laobai: Exactly.

Guo: What nonsense rules? You, you, are too bullying.

Shopkeeper: Talking is not only roaring on the court.

Laobai: I also spit on the face of the host.

Shopkeeper: Cancel your qualification! (Xiao Guo is very wronged) OK, OK, I'll give you one last chance to make a comeback, ah (Xiao Guo cries)

Laobai: The audience of the whole universe is watching you.

Guo: Yes ~ The shopkeeper still hurts me.

Shopkeeper: I love you, I love you, I love you. Listen carefully, and each of you will give one minute to explain why you stayed. Whoever speaks well will stay, and whoever speaks first.

Guo: I, I, I, I will say (bow) that first. If I stay, a friend can eat Sugar-Coated Berry every day. Another friend can learn my palm for free. Another friend can get six gold medals for exemption. Another friend can get to know the four gods. He also broke off his father-daughter relationship because of a fake marriage. Another friend can get a kiss from this girl. That's all.

Laobai: Unique, you say, say.

Wu Shuang: Do I need to say it?

Everyone: Say it, be sure to say it.

Wu Shuang: Forget it. Let fate take its course.

Guo: Let's start voting. Those who support me stand up (big mouth, Beckham is close) (the old white shopkeeper is close). Thanks for your support. Thank you.

Laobai: Ah, what are you happy about? It's two to two now. You haven't won yet.

Guo: Well, it seems that scholars will never stop until they reach the Yellow River.

Scholar: Ha (to Xiao Guo) Sorry, I'd better stand here.

Guo: You have seed (rushing to the backyard).

Scholar: Fu Mei and Fu Mei, listen to me.

Guo: Let go, let go.

Scholar: Losing the game means losing face. If you lose, you will lose everything.

Guo: Don't give me that. You have learned to talk and play, haven't you?

Scholar: I'm serious. It's pathetic to be peerless. When I was a child, my parents died and I wandered around alone. Finally found a quiet place, and after a few days she left. How would you feel if it were you?

Guo: I am also a victim. She stayed. What should I do?

Scholar: You can go home. You can go wherever you want.

Guo: Well, didn't you give me an expulsion order?

Scholar: I mean: I'll go with you wherever you go. I will follow you all my life.

Guo: Brother Hou ~

Wu Shuang: (Applause) I still lost the game.