Tang eunuch joke

Li Longji, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, led a miserable life after killing Yang Guifei, but even so, he killed Yang Guifei. Why? He wants to live. If you don't kill Yang Guifei, you will die.

The culprit of all this is Yang Guifei's younger brother Yang. Yang turned out to be a ruffian rogue named Yang Zhao. Yang was subordinate to Shu, first joined the Middle System, and was appointed as Fufeng County Commandant. At this time, Yang Guifei was in favor, so Joan sent a fairy jade to Chang 'an to make friends with the Yang family and hit Li.

But Xianyu Zhongtong recommended Yang Zhao, because Yang Zhao is Yang Guifei's brother. See Yang Zhao tall, Zhang Qiu, Joan called him an official, and asked him to pay tribute to Chang 'an with millions of Sichuan goods.

Immediately after Yang Zhao arrived in Chang 'an, he presented these treasures to Yang Guifei's sisters, saying that they were from Zhang and Joan of Arc. So Yang Guifei's sisters often put in good words for Zhang, Joan and Yang Zhao in front of them, and further introduced Yang Zhao to them. Yang Zhao was named Jin Cao, so he could enter the palace with his attendants.

Yang Zhao will not only curry favor with Yang Guifei's sister, but also curry favor with the powerful people in the DPRK. So Yang Zhao's official career flourished, and in less than a year he became an imperial envoy of 15.

Because of Yang Guifei, he was more and more favored by Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. In 748, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty gave Yang Zhaozi a goldfish bag, which was also the prefect. Two years later, in 750 10, Yang Zhao asked Li Longji to change his name to show his loyalty to the emperor because the word "Zhao" was divided into golden knives. So Li Longji named him "Guo Zhong". From then on, Yang Zhao became Yang Guozhong.

At this time, Yang has gradually revealed his true colors that he is eager to enjoy. His life is extravagant and depraved, and he also tries his best to cater to the preferences of Yang Guifei's sisters. Every year, millions of dollars are given to Yang's sisters for filial piety. Every time they travel with each other, Yang's sisters gather at Yang's home first, vying to decorate their vehicles with gold, silver, pearls and jade. Yang even had to beat our time festival in succession in front of the queue.

Political corruption is accompanied by extravagance and depravity, and the biggest corruption is bureaucratic corruption. Yang seriously deepened the corruption of official management in Tang Dynasty. The appointment system of officials, which was supposed to be a trilogy, was completely destroyed by Yang. He asked the clerk to draw up a list of officials first, then called the heads of relevant departments home and read the list again. The official appointment procedure that had to be completed from spring to summer in the past was completed in one day, and the bureaucracy became more and more corrupt.

Yang's rapid promotion caused a person's dissatisfaction. This man is An Lushan, a thrifty ambassador with a lot of experience. He was dissatisfied with Yang's cronyism, and Yang was not at ease with An Lushan.

Yang reported that An Lushan was going to rebel and proposed to summon An Lushan to interrogate him. Li Longji then summoned the fat man An Lushan. Li Longji pointed to An Lushan's big belly and asked, "Why is this belly so big?" Why is your belly so big? An Lushan said quietly, "There is no one but his ears." It means nothing else is sincere. How well said!

On July 9, 755 1 1, the Anshi Rebellion broke out with the banner "Kill the country, be loyal and righteous, be loyal to the monarch." Hurriedly organized resistance, the Prime Minister and Minister of War Yang defeated Luoyang. In addition, Li Longji listened to the eunuch's story, killed the generals Feng Changqing and Gao Xianzhi, and let Ge Shuhan rest at home.

However, Yang suspected that Geshuhan would use this opportunity against himself, so he went to slander him. Li Longji ordered Geshuhan to attack. As a result, he was defeated and lost Chang 'an. Li Longji fled with members of the royal family and relatives, but due to poor planning, there was not enough food and grass. In Maweipo, soldiers led by Chen, the general of Longwu, killed the Yang family and were forced to put Yang Guifei to death.

Tang Suzong soon succeeded to the throne, and Li Longji became the father of the emperor. Life was OK, but he went looking for trouble to host a banquet for Guo Yingyi, the general in charge of the palace guards, which made Tang Suzong very nervous. During the change of Xuanwu Gate, Li Shimin first bought off commander Chang and Jing Hongjun of Xuanwu Gate, and then removed Guo Yingyi.

Later, he was forcibly moved to Ganlu Hall, and Gao Lishi and Chen around him were released and retired. Tang Suzong chose 65,438+000 people to work for Li Longji, and his two daughters were recruited to work for him. Li Longji never left Kanroji until his death, and his later life was very miserable.