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Requesting that funny conversation between Sichuan and Chongqing.
Chengdu said: "I am a land of abundance"
Chongqing said: "I am a charming city"
Chengdu said: "I have Wuhou Temple" < /p>
Chongqing said: "I have Zhang Fei Temple"
Chengdu said: "The Henan River passes through the city"
Chongqing said: "The Yangtze River and the Jialing River pass through the city And flow"
Chengdu said: "I am the capital of the Shu Han Dynasty, and the emperor is Liu Bei"
Chongqing said: "I am the accompanying capital of the Anti-Japanese War, and XXXXX is Lin Sen"
Chengdu said: "I have Qingcheng Mountain, with beautiful mountains and clear waters"
Chongqing said: "I have Jinyun Mountain, warm in winter and cool in summer"
Chengdu said: "I have good looks" < /p>
Chongqing said: "I have generals"
Chengdu said: "Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, he died and devoted himself to his life"
Chongqing said: "General Ba Manzi, "Self-death and dedication to Chu are awe-inspiring"
Chengdu said: "I have Chengdu Chuanchuan Xiang"
Chongqing said: "I have Chongqing Malatang"
Chengdu said: "Teahouse is my signature"
Chongqing said: "Beauty is my culture"
Chengdu said: "You can see a beautiful woman if you take 3 steps here"
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Chongqing said: "You can see three beauties if you take just one step here"
Chengdu said: "I have plains"
Chongqing said: "I have "The ladder ridge"
Chengdu said: "The plain symbolizes the broad-minded feelings of Chengdu people"
Chongqing said: "The ladder ridge symbolizes the courage of Chongqing people to dare to climb"
Chengdu said: "I have Zhong Shui Dumplings and Dragon Chaoshou"
Chongqing said: "I have Chen Mahua Ling Tangyuan"
Chengdu said: "I have Sima Xiangru and Yang Xiong"
Chongqing said: "I have Liu Bocheng and Nie Rongzhen"
Chengdu said: "They are the writers of the Han Dynasty"
Chongqing said: "They are the Chinese military strategist"
Chengdu said: "I have super girls Li Yuchun and Zhang Liangying"
Chongqing said: "I have strong men Pu Bajia and Shan Ye"
Chengdu said: "The dense trees outside Jinguan City describe Jinguan City."
Chongqing said: "The white emperor's colorful clouds in Chao Ci describe Baidi City."
Chengdu said: "My name was Shu in ancient times, and Shu was beautiful and beautiful. It was rich in Shu embroidery, which was sold far away from home and abroad."
Chongqing said: "My name was Ba in ancient times. Bashan and Chongqing Rivers were rich in satin and were famous all over the world."
Chengdu said: "Standing on Wangjiang Tower, you can have a glimpse of the Chengdu Plain"
Chongqing said: "Climbing a tree, you can see the whole mountain city of Chongqing"
Chengdu said: "I came from Sichuan University, Southwest Jiaotong University of Electronic Science and Technology, a pair of sisters"
Chongqing said: "I went to Southwest Normal University, Southwest University of Political Science and Law, a pair of brothers"
Chengdu said: "I am Provincial capital"
Chongqing said: "I am a municipality directly under the Central Government, and I am one step above you. It's my turn to go out."
Chongqing said: "No. 1 bridge, two intersections, three intersections, Simianshan, Wulidian Liudianzi, Qixinggang, eight kilometers away, Shiqiaopu, Jiulongpo, Baishi, Yiqiansimen, Wanzhou District, No.1 Vice Lienzi"
Chengdu said: "You go out"
Chongqing said: "We have developed transportation, light rail, cableway, ferry, cable car and cable car across the river"
Chengdu said : "Can't afford it"
Chongqing said: "I have the Bashan Chongqing River. Zhongliang Mountain, Bishan, Jinfo Mountain, Daba Mountain, Wuling Mountain, Fangdou Mountain, Fujiang River, Qujiang River, Qijiang River, Wujiang River, Yujiang River, Furong River"
Chengdu said: "No"
Chongqing said: "Chen Kun, Jiang Qinqin, and Na Tianliang" Chen Ming and Yin Tao are outstanding people. Hug Shuang"
Chengdu said: "No"
Chongqing said: "I'll explode! Double celebration, victory over Chengdu!
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