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Requesting that funny conversation between Sichuan and Chongqing.

Chengdu said: "I am a land of abundance"

Chongqing said: "I am a charming city"

Chengdu said: "I have Wuhou Temple" < /p>

Chongqing said: "I have Zhang Fei Temple"

Chengdu said: "The Henan River passes through the city"

Chongqing said: "The Yangtze River and the Jialing River pass through the city And flow"

Chengdu said: "I am the capital of the Shu Han Dynasty, and the emperor is Liu Bei"

Chongqing said: "I am the accompanying capital of the Anti-Japanese War, and XXXXX is Lin Sen"

Chengdu said: "I have Qingcheng Mountain, with beautiful mountains and clear waters"

Chongqing said: "I have Jinyun Mountain, warm in winter and cool in summer"

Chengdu said: "I have good looks" < /p>

Chongqing said: "I have generals"

Chengdu said: "Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, he died and devoted himself to his life"

Chongqing said: "General Ba Manzi, "Self-death and dedication to Chu are awe-inspiring"

Chengdu said: "I have Chengdu Chuanchuan Xiang"

Chongqing said: "I have Chongqing Malatang"

Chengdu said: "Teahouse is my signature"

Chongqing said: "Beauty is my culture"

Chengdu said: "You can see a beautiful woman if you take 3 steps here"

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Chongqing said: "You can see three beauties if you take just one step here"

Chengdu said: "I have plains"

Chongqing said: "I have "The ladder ridge"

Chengdu said: "The plain symbolizes the broad-minded feelings of Chengdu people"

Chongqing said: "The ladder ridge symbolizes the courage of Chongqing people to dare to climb"

Chengdu said: "I have Zhong Shui Dumplings and Dragon Chaoshou"

Chongqing said: "I have Chen Mahua Ling Tangyuan"

Chengdu said: "I have Sima Xiangru and Yang Xiong"

Chongqing said: "I have Liu Bocheng and Nie Rongzhen"

Chengdu said: "They are the writers of the Han Dynasty"

Chongqing said: "They are the Chinese military strategist"

Chengdu said: "I have super girls Li Yuchun and Zhang Liangying"

Chongqing said: "I have strong men Pu Bajia and Shan Ye"

Chengdu said: "The dense trees outside Jinguan City describe Jinguan City."

Chongqing said: "The white emperor's colorful clouds in Chao Ci describe Baidi City."

Chengdu said: "My name was Shu in ancient times, and Shu was beautiful and beautiful. It was rich in Shu embroidery, which was sold far away from home and abroad."

Chongqing said: "My name was Ba in ancient times. Bashan and Chongqing Rivers were rich in satin and were famous all over the world."

Chengdu said: "Standing on Wangjiang Tower, you can have a glimpse of the Chengdu Plain"

Chongqing said: "Climbing a tree, you can see the whole mountain city of Chongqing"

Chengdu said: "I came from Sichuan University, Southwest Jiaotong University of Electronic Science and Technology, a pair of sisters"

Chongqing said: "I went to Southwest Normal University, Southwest University of Political Science and Law, a pair of brothers"

Chengdu said: "I am Provincial capital"

Chongqing said: "I am a municipality directly under the Central Government, and I am one step above you. It's my turn to go out."

Chongqing said: "No. 1 bridge, two intersections, three intersections, Simianshan, Wulidian Liudianzi, Qixinggang, eight kilometers away, Shiqiaopu, Jiulongpo, Baishi, Yiqiansimen, Wanzhou District, No.1 Vice Lienzi"

Chengdu said: "You go out"

Chongqing said: "We have developed transportation, light rail, cableway, ferry, cable car and cable car across the river"

Chengdu said : "Can't afford it"

Chongqing said: "I have the Bashan Chongqing River. Zhongliang Mountain, Bishan, Jinfo Mountain, Daba Mountain, Wuling Mountain, Fangdou Mountain, Fujiang River, Qujiang River, Qijiang River, Wujiang River, Yujiang River, Furong River"

Chengdu said: "No"

Chongqing said: "Chen Kun, Jiang Qinqin, and Na Tianliang" Chen Ming and Yin Tao are outstanding people. Hug Shuang"

Chengdu said: "No"

Chongqing said: "I'll explode! Double celebration, victory over Chengdu!