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As soon as I get home from work, I have food to eat.

As soon as I get home from work, there will be food to eat. 1. After washing, I have breakfast with my parents. To the south of the square table, there is a pair of empty chopsticks. In the past, when a family ate, they could always hear the family's cool laughter and grandma's words of concern about letting me eat more. Today, however, we are all swallowing silently, quietly savoring the days without grandma with our mood.

2. I'm very hungry. I'm hungry when I eat, and I eat all the dishes I don't like with relish.

3. The only hope in school recently is to have a winter vacation, blare blare. Hurry up and have a holiday. I want to go home and eat delicious food (see handsome guy)!

4. But as soon as I got home, I went to play games. `

5. Talk about the happiness of going home with food every year, and talk about the happiness of going home with food every year, and it's the reunion season again.

6. In the four seasons of life, the most intense and far-reaching love is hidden in the subtle and ordinary days.

7. Eat what you like and live a lovely life.

8. The most happy thing in life is the smell of fireworks in the kitchen.

9. Three meals and four seasons. Don't be in a hurry.

1. The sunshine is just right. The happiest thing is that you and I go home together to have a potluck with my parents. Every day with you is sweet.

11. Life is full of flavors, and there is a canteen in the middle of the night; I wish to warm a pot of wine and wait for the late-night people.

12. Homecooked meals are the most delicious, and eating with family members is the happiest.

13. The charm of eating late at night is that touch of guilt.

14. I really want to marry a wife. When I go home every day, I have hot food, clean clothes and a woman to sleep with. When can I marry a good wife?

15. I broke my leg at work, cocked my leg after work, drank milk tea and listened to songs. I am happy! Pick up the phone and glance at it, and find the happy short message, which makes me happy!

16. If you don't come back, that home will be your own world.

17. After work, I went to eat after work, and fell asleep at my desk while waiting for the beef noodles. There was no one in the shop, and the boss seemed to wait for a while until I woke up, and said softly, "I am too tired from work."

18. After work, you have hot meals every day. On weekends, you have someone to go crazy with you and indulge occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?

19. Go home and show filial piety to your parents. It's common practice. Good health is the happiest thing.

2. Sometimes I really want to have a hot meal at home when I get off work late. As soon as I get home from work, I will have food to eat. Sentence 2

21. The world of eating food is just uncontrollable, that is, I am desperate to eat everything. Fat so naturally, poor so happy!

22. I'm waiting for you to go home. I'll treat you well.

23. You can be a foodie, but don't be a foodie with only food in your mind. There are steamed buns for dinner, pillows at night, dry heads for work, and an end to the night.

24. I really want to live a nine-to-five life every day, and I have a hot meal when I get home after work.

25. Get up early in the morning, run outside during the day, fix a map at night and watch the raiders in the early morning. There is no TV to watch, no games to play, no hot meals to eat, and no mobile phone to brush.

26. People may live just to go home and have a hot meal.

27. Every meal is the most complete cure for a tired soul.

28. After going out for a long time, the happiest thing when you get home is to cook a home-cooked meal for your family.

29. If you love someone, accompany him to eat many meals.

3. Dinner time is the happiest moment every day, enjoying the family eating around the table and chatting about their family.

31. Take a small night to celebrate, watch variety shows after lunch, go to dinner and watch movies after work, and then have a nice weekend. It's so simple to be happy.

32. The happiest moment in life is to get together with relatives, have a regular meal, talk and laugh, have good food and be warm.

33. There are tulips in Lanling and amber light in the jade bowl. -"Visiting the Bank" Tang Li Bai

34. I feel more and more that it is the happiest thing to have a hot meal after work, and I want to go home.

35. I couldn't wait until the dishes were served, so I couldn't wait to put a piece of fish covered with red pepper sauce in my mouth. That delicious feeling will never be forgotten by me. It's delicious! I haven't finished the piece in my mouth, so I can't help but want to eat another piece. In this way, a large plate of fish with Chinese sauerkraut was almost taken by me alone.

36. Thinking about it, my mother and I went to the street, found a restaurant and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. Today, I invite her to dinner, and I must let her have a good "luxury". I ordered several "specialties" of this restaurant in one breath. Mother kept saying, "Enough, enough." The food was served quickly, and in a short time, the table was full. Mother was so dazzled that she dared not move chopsticks. I said, "Mom, hurry up and eat. It will be tasteless when it cools down." Mother said, "OK, OK, let's eat together." While I was eating, my mother said, "You eat first. I'm going out to ask for a plastic bag. There are so many dishes that I can't finish. Let's take them back." It's very thoughtful of mother, I think.

37. Sitting around with my family, talking and laughing, the fragrance is overflowing, and love blows away the fatigue and nourishes the wandering soul.

38. Perhaps one's greatest sense of ritual about life is to live regularly, go to bed on time and eat on time.

39. There are many varieties of watermelons, including sweet seedless melons. Exploding melons with particularly brittle skins; Water melon with extra moisture; There are also small and exquisite phoenix melons.

4. There are many things hidden in my heart. Sour is you, and so is sweet. There is a satisfaction of eating hot food when you come home from work. 4 sentences

There is a satisfaction of eating hot food when you come home from work. 1. The highest state of eating food is that seeing is eating.

2. Milk at seven o'clock, tea at three o'clock, and kitchen smoke at six o'clock call me home.

3. I'm so hungry. My father likes fried rice with eggs, but I like noodles with soup and water. But you can't burn two kinds at night.

4. who can get drunk after eating and drinking late at night?

5. Love can be talked about slowly, and the meat must be eaten while it is hot.

6. All the expenses at home depend on your hard work every day. I am really distressed, but I can't replace you, so you should take care of yourself.

7. The starting point is the home ticket, the end point is the smile of your loved ones, and the snow is all the way with you. The warmth is accompanied by the fluttering heart. All the children in the world go home well, and they are worried about their hearts. Happy wishes come together, happy and happy. I wish you a happy home!

8. tulips in Lanling wine and amber light in jade bowls. -

9. On the way to dinner after work, I am happy with the naked eye? .

1. I really want to go home to take a bath and sweat in the bathhouse. Compared with the fact that I really want to go home to eat delicious food, taking a bath seems to be a little more urgent.

11. What wakes you up every day is not ideal or urgency, but restless soul, because I am hungry.

12. May we all be reunited with our families, eat the most delicious food and live the happiest life for the rest of our lives.

13. As long as I eat fast enough, fat can't catch up with me.

14. I enjoyed a happy life when someone at home waited for work and got home with hot meals.

15. At the end of the year, when the years are quiet, the deepest affection of Mika is brewed.

16. Have a hot meal when you get home, and praise those who make progress every day.

17. Thinking about it, my mother and I went to the street, found a restaurant and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. Today, I invite her to dinner, and I must let her have a good "luxury". I ordered several "specialties" of this restaurant in one breath. Mother kept saying, "Enough, enough." The food was served quickly, and in a short time, the table was full. Mother was so dazzled that she dared not move chopsticks. I said, "Mom, hurry up and eat. It will be tasteless when it cools down." Mother said, "OK, OK, let's eat together." While I was eating, my mother said, "You eat first. I'm going out to ask for a plastic bag. There are so many dishes that I can't finish. Let's take them back." It's very thoughtful of mother, I think.

18. the happiness of going home with food every year, the happiness of going home with food every year, and the reunion season again.

19. Don't forget to come back after going out for food!

2. I have never hated anything in my life. There are five things I hate. One is that the shad is bony, the other is that kumquat is too sour, the third is that water shield is cold, the fourth is that Haitang is odorless, and the fifth is that Ceng Zi can't write poetry. There will be a warm meal when you get home from work. Sentence 2

21. After going out for a long time, the happiest thing when you get home is to cook a home-cooked meal for your family.

22. Every day after work, you have hot meals, and on weekends, someone goes crazy with you and occasionally indulges. What kind of immortal life is this?

23. I hope I can be normal for a period of time, not sad, not sleepy, not tired, eat on time, read a lesson every day when I have time, work smoothly, save some money and lose weight.

24. A bunch of flowers, two points sweet, three points expectation, four seasons peace, Five Blessingg Liushun, seven stars shining high, coming from all sides, waiting for you for a long time, time is up, come back from work. Wish happiness every second!

25. In the four seasons of life, the most intense and far-reaching love is hidden in the subtle and ordinary days.

26. Are you tired after having an affair with so many people? Should you go home if you are tired?

27. Go home for the New Year if you have money!

28. There are many things hidden in my heart. Sour is you, and so is sweet.

29. Perhaps one's greatest sense of ritual about life is to live regularly, go to bed on time and eat on time.

3. I went to dinner after work yesterday, and it was almost 1 o'clock when I got home. I was so restless that I opened Deyun Douxiao Club, looked at the 1th issue, and stayed up until 2 o'clock again. I'm going to skip meals all day today.

31. Wang Zengqi said that he would be happy to have food when he got home. He said, "Eating in all directions is just a bowl of fireworks."

32. I want to go home again. I just feel at home. I feel wronged. At least I have a hot meal when I get home from work.

33. Talking about eating late at night is not just about a meal.

34. The good times are over. My parents are gone, and there is no hot food to eat at home, so I have to start to be self-reliant.

35. Eat well, live well, and look like live high.

36. If I have a stable job, I can earn enough money to support my family. When I get home from work, I have a hot meal and someone to help me open the bottle, so I am satisfied.

37. I really want to marry a wife. When I go home every day, I have hot food, clean clothes and a woman to sleep with. When can I marry a good wife?

38. I will be myself in my next life, and I will be overbearing and rich.

39. I can't imagine how my parents spent these years when I was away from home. I can't imagine what it's like for them to see other children spend the holidays with their parents whenever the holidays come during my absence. I can't imagine how helpless my parents are whenever they are unwell and I am not around. I once again set foot on my way home. This time, I returned to my parents with my gratitude, my thoughts and my sincere love. Even if it was only for a few days, I was deeply satisfied. Daughters in other places only wish them health and happiness.

4. When the sun goes down, like our mother who called us home for dinner with a smile, we raised our voice: Mom, come home for dinner! What a wonderful and warm scene it would be? Unfortunately, I am in a foreign land at the moment, and I can't achieve this small wish right away. How much magic and happiness can food bring us? I don't know, but one thing is certain: the magic food brings us is often beyond our imagination. I have a wife's meal when I get home from work (4 sentences)

I have a wife's meal when I get home from work

1. Love can be talked slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

2. Do you think that someone who talks about eating late at night is just about a meal? In fact, they want to talk about life with you!

3. Ordinary happiness. Go home and have a hot meal. Even if the parents-in-law went out to eat, they cooked the food for us.

4. Perhaps one's greatest sense of ritual about life is to live regularly, go to bed on time and eat on time.

5. I feel more and more that having a hot meal after work is the happiest thing, and I want to go home.

6. I went to my boyfriend's place, but forgot to go home

7. Food sharing without a copy is simple, rude and delicious.

8. The happiest thing is to have a home-cooked meal with your family! I left school at the earliest and got on the bus home. And then stuck all the way home late at night.

9. There are many varieties of watermelons, including sweet seedless melons. Exploding melons with particularly brittle skins; Water melon with extra moisture; There are also small and exquisite phoenix melons.

1. I think the happiest thing in the world is to take off all the fatigue after hard work, sit around with my family and have a family reunion dinner.

11. Work is tiring enough. I have to go to dinner after work. I'm bored to death. Can you separate work from life? ?

12. It's the happiest to cook and eat at home if you can. Seafood, all kinds of meat and vegetables, with the change of skillful women's skills, are also happy to have lunch with your family.

13. Help yourself, have plenty of food and clothing, eat well and live a good life.

14. All the expenses at home depend on your hard work every day. I am really distressed, but I can't replace you, so you should take good care of yourself.

15. When you get off work, your eyes are shining, your three gods are happy, your limbs are relaxed, your body is five feet long, your six roots are clean, your seven eyes are exquisite, your face is happy, and you are very comfortable. I wish you a happy day after work!

16. The family is sitting for lunch. He Chenyi is sitting side by side with her grandmother. Chen Chen touches her grandmother's foot with her little foot. Chen Chen said, "Hello, hold your little feet! Hello! "

17. People who are most likely to be hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the hungriest is the heaviest ...

18. As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely again!