Classic jokes with connotations

Collection of classic jokes with connotations

Classic jokes with connotations: Men are so strange. He doesn’t react when his own woman takes off her clothes, but when someone else’s woman exposes her cleavage, her cleavage leaks. nosebleed.

Such a thoughtful boss will not be tolerated if he does not make money

1. If the woman you love deeply falls asleep next to you, you What will you do?

A Kiss her.

B and her xoxo.

C Help her cover the quilt.

D protects her.

If I definitely chose B, I thought I was very vulgar, but someone is more vulgar than me, and he chose ABABABABABABCD!

2. It’s already November, why are there still women? Isn’t it cold to just wear a short skirt and stockings and ride a bike? There is a telephone pole on the street. It gives me a headache.

3. Lu Xun wrote: There are two trees in my yard. One is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree?

I have never understood it. Today I saw someone say, "I Have two girlfriends, one is a hand, and the other is also a hand!?

Years of doubts were instantly resolved.

4. First floor: I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money. Next, I will be short of money!

Reply 1: I have mastered 72 ways to have sex. Posture, next, there is a shortage of girls!

Reply 2: I have mastered your wife’s 108 sensitive points. Next, I will wait for you to go on a business trip. . .

Reply 3: I have mastered the 512 petals around your chrysanthemum. Next, I am waiting for you to pick up the soap. . .

5. In the restaurant, the customer: ?Murder the husband? What kind of dish is it?

Waiter: Cucumber with knife

Customer: ?Where is Lao Wang next door? ?

Waiter: Braised eggplant

Customer: What about your ex-boyfriend?

Waiter: Enoki mushrooms. . .

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