Humorous sentences for night shift girls

1, although the legs are sore and the whole body is weak, you must persist! I'm working the night shift today, so put the training in the morning, continue to run and jump, and come back to do stretching exercises! Come on!

2, sometimes, others are cold to you, maybe it's not your problem, maybe he just doesn't like ugly people.

3, girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls and endless shopping in the vegetable market. Hard-working girls, you won't have time to shop, because you can only work overtime and take out some food to visit Taobao!

I belong to the kind of person who can make money easily in this era when it is easy to make money.

5. Every day, I am in a state of full heart, lack of sleep, lack of IQ, and lack of balance.

6. At your age, you have mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can sleep well without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

7. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.

8, girls who love to laugh, luck will not be too bad, girls who love selfies, mobile phones will not be too bad!

9. marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

10, what happened recently, the reason for working the night shift? I have a bad temper and can't help but want to strangle the annoying person. In a bad mood, almost depressed!

1 1. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

12. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

13, I'm so scared every time I walk at night. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful, I'm afraid others won't see me.

Dear night owl, don't stay up all day, no matter how dark your eyes are, you can't become a national treasure.

15, you are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning a day and lying dead for a year.

16. Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.

17. Don't stay up late. Even if you stay up late, the person you like won't call you.

18, people sleep late because they have money and want to sleep beautifully. And I sleep in because I have no money in my pocket, so I can save a meal.

19, I want to be a degenerate rich woman, addicted to men's sex all day, getting something for nothing, learning nothing, falling in love without injury, overeating without getting fat.

20, sad "Moonlight Family": eat spicy food at the beginning of the month, and cats also have big fish and big meat; By the end of the month, porridge for breakfast and northwest wind for dinner can't even supply cat food.

2 1. Last month, the income was ok. I ate what dogs eat. Last month, my income was very small. I ate what dogs eat. This month, the cow broke off and I'm going to eat the dog.

22. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

23. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

24. In this realistic society, the best way to make others reluctant to part with you is to owe money in every way!

25. In this weather, you drink the northwest wind when you go to work, and wait for it when you don't go to work.

26. I was a little sleepy when I was on the night shift. As a result, I looked at the beauty of Cool Brother and suddenly woke up.

27. Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what's the use of my efforts?

28, slimming is not so simple, every pile of fat has its meaning, the era of eating but not fat has long passed, it is better to give up.