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Golf super joke

Two people go to play golf. During the break, one person asked another, "What do you do?" "I'm a lawyer, and you?" "To tell you the truth, I am a killer. I don't believe you. I still have guns and binoculars in my bag. " At this time, the lawyer picked up the telescope and looked at it casually. Suddenly, he saw his wife standing naked on his balcony, and a man was touching her. He said angrily to the killer, "Kill these two dogs and people!" " "The killer said," all right! I pay $5,000 for one bullet and $0/0000 for two bullets. " The lawyer said, "No problem, kill me!" The killer added, "For our sake, I can let you choose which part to hit them?" The lawyer said, "that man can hit his position!" "Woman, if she has a mean mouth all her life, hit her mouth!" The murderer aimed for a long time, but didn't shoot. The lawyer was anxious and asked, "Why didn't you shoot?" The killer said, "I want to save you a bullet!" " "