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1. Who picked up my glass shoes and looked for the lost ones?

2. The clock of life needs to be forced at every moment of life.

No one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

4. The memory of scattered hatred is like a fish scale cut by a knife. Some are still in the body, some are in the water, and when the water is stirred, some fragments will still churn and flicker, but there are bloodshot eyes in the middle.

I like winter, because the days are short and the nights are long, so I have more time to escape.

My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

7. Love is an elaborate lie.

8. Commitment is often like a butterfly, which flies beautifully and then disappears.

9. I am still used to the feeling of being loved. Maybe one day, in a noisy city, you and I pass by, and I will stop and stare at the distant figure and tell myself that person ... I once loved him.

10. Why does happiness always pass by? When I miss you occasionally, let ... memories accompany me.

1 1. love ... commitment between fingers ... tangled under love.

12. I love you very much from that day on.

All your love is buried in your diary, but my world still belongs to you.

13. I still have the ambition to love the original, and there is no deadline.

I still want to leave tonight, so that no one can see me kissing the air.

14. Raindrops hanging on leaves

This is an angel's tear

my heart

If it can bring you happiness.

I'd rather

15. People always like to get rid of bondage and seek another fresh and exciting life. Just like wearing shoes, walking barefoot for a long time will have a brand-new experience. However, once you touch the glass slag barefoot, you will be easily injured. ...

16.……………………

Love should not be an ellipsis.

—— —— ——

Love should not be a dash.

! ! ! ! ! ! !

Love should not be an exclamation point.

Like ...! ! !

She can only be a question mark.

17. My footsteps want to wander, but my heart wants to land, my shadow wants to fly, my people are still on the ground, my smile wants to disguise, but my tears want to surrender. People like me are not as strong as you think. If your lonely chest is the place where I depend, I will live there all my life. ...

18. The cover of the weekly magazine is very eye-catching, telling the latest absurd jokes and adding several designed dialogues in the middle.

19. If you cry for missing the sunset, you will miss the stars.

20. People will always offend some people when they are alive, depending on whether those people are worthy of offending.

2 1. I asked God: How can I forget the sad thing while laughing?

God replied: Drive yourself crazy.

22. If your heart changes, so will your attitude. If your attitude changes, your habits will also change;

Habits have changed, so has your personality; If your personality changes, so will your life.

Be grateful in prosperity, be happy in adversity and live in the present.

23. Roses bloom quietly and violets wither quietly. Weeds spread quietly, depressed and depressed, but they have a taste. I am silent and never leave. ...

24. Fading is a real bloom, just a thing of the past.

25. The unreachable stars are always the brightest.

The small fish that slips away is always the most beautiful.

Missed movies are always the best.

My lost lover always knows me best.

I still don't understand what this is about.

25. Perhaps the best thing in life is this fruitless feeling.

Everything is too late to express, and everything may be frozen by death or error.

Living, we can only get a little warmth from this world with memory.

True feelings are like snowflakes, pure, crystal clear and cool, so fragile that they will melt in the secular sunshine at any time. ...

26. Leaves are the most beautiful only when they are flying and falling.

27. Happiness is a vague concept.

According to the different environment

The size will also change.

Even if you think this is your happiness.

But it could also be someone else's misfortune.

Even if we are cursed.

You should still feel that happiness follows you.

Life is too precious.

So you can't be dominated by fate.

28. A maze of cities makes people accustomed to seeing the same scenery, taking the same route and reaching the same destination; Habits make people's lives no longer change. Habit makes people feel safe and lonely. -Jimmy's "Go Left, Go Right"

29. I want to get out of the field I control, but I want to get into the battle I arranged ... I want to escape from the trap I set, but I fall into another dilemma. ...

30. I can't reflect the beauty of Scorpio. The sudden fall of beauty has become eternal, but I still got up the courage to put away the afterglow that I almost squandered and set sail again.

3 1. Appreciate your present environment, love your present life, find meaning unintentionally, and find pleasure in boredom. Beautiful rainbow after rain.

32. performing arts 1. Talk a lot.

33. Worry is caused by love, and fear is caused by love. If you don't leave love, worry and fear are unnecessary.

I have never felt lonely before. I was wrapped in a mat. Turn off the lights, light the cigarettes, and quietly. Burning quietly! How long can you love someone? Is one night enough?

35. Distance is a paper and an oath to measure each other.

36. I have long been used to your charming perfume, and your promise floats in my ear cheaply.

37. Angel AG, break your wings for the person you love! ! Pale feathers, falling feebly, exhausted the last trace of body temperature, filled the loneliness of hands and kissed tears.

38.O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

39. Feel the flame of dreams and the moment of flying. When everything is romantic and far away, it will last forever.

40.__________________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

4 1. I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say that I regret my heart. Do you need to make up?

42. There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown by.

43. When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt.

44. I have nothing but love.

Vows are used to betray promises, to perfuse love, to replace memories, to commemorate the soul, to bury him, to forget me and to shed tears (attachment).

46. If love can be sublimated, why don't tears stop dripping after blessing?

If love can give up, why do you feel sad after saying goodbye?

47. Maybe one day at the station ... Maybe it's only a short time ... Maybe when I'm ready to give up and leave ... Hi! Please remember me ... Next stop, Xingyuan.

Honey, don't say you don't love me before you turn around.

49. Actually, indifference is not in my nature. Your leaving has made me even more indifferent. Wait silently!

Later, the mood slowly turned pale, but your reappearance broke the silence of this moment, and you were silent.

50. I don't know anything, just blindly looking for my ideal.

Fate is hard to understand, don't wait until it is lost to cherish!

5 1. Love is a contract. The contract says, "We should trust completely and then be together." This contract is marriage, not love, love is just a belief!

52. The fish said, I'm leaving. Forget me, because I shouldn't have filled your world with tears. ...

Water said: I will follow, I am alive, because my world already has your existence. ...

Fish said: I want to jump out of the water, because I can't bear your ubiquitous care. ...

Water said: I am afraid of losing my heartbeat, because you are my life!

53. I can't hear the rainbow or the sunset. I can't hear the surprises of flowers and snow; I can't hear the danger of trouble I can't hear the howling of wolves, the gunfire of hunters and the cries of angels! ! I only heard loneliness running back and forth in the grass! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

54. You never know what your habits will make you miss.

55. What you see is invisible. Mr. Xia blew gently and disappeared instantly. I forgot everything I remember. There is only a vague shadow swaying slightly on the ground ... Does invisibility mean non-existence? Maybe it's just covered by thick clouds. Maybe it's just wind and sand flying into my eyes. I can't see you, but I still feel warm.

56. Don't refuse a tearful smile.

Don't refuse smiling tears,

Flowers that smile and shed tears will never fade in the season of youth. ...

57. The bigger the splash.

Standing rock

In the silent guard

The greater the happiness.

Wake up from a deep sleep. You can overcome everything that hurts you at a glance.

59. Time has no name/but I have seen its shadow/leaves falling silently around us/

There are chairs beside us in silence/time is awkward/the air is so fresh/

Girls in white skirts under the blue sky/reading fantastic sentences/they say/

Every year people are different/flowers are similar/

60. Swing higher and swing higher.

In that way, it is closer to the stars and closer to the moon.

The white arc is like a dream without a circle.

6 1. A quiet night is no longer midsummer.

The stars in the sky are as red as fire,

Under the faint starlight,

In a deep sleep, I have matured. ......

Golden wheat waves

The silent night was silent,

Only silver moonlight.

Shining on the waves of dreams. ......

Whether we are happy today or not, babies are growing up and adults are getting old.

Flowers bloom and bloom, the wind continues to blow and the rain continues to drift.

Clouds continue to gather and disperse, disappearing with the wind yesterday and coming with the wind tomorrow.

The world never cares about anyone, and neither does the sun, the moon and the stars. It's good.

63. At dawn, the angels will go to worship God together.

If we can set off fireworks at this time, we can attract their attention. Make a wish, especially easy to achieve!

Tears in the devil's eyes are the only light in the darkness.

The flame hidden under the angel's wings lit the only hope in my heart. Sunshine always comes after the storm ~ ~ ~ ~

64. Lilac petals are the harp of spring, playing heart sounds on the green leaves of memory.

Listen to friendship and sing the love of sunshine, and thoughts will bear heavy fruits.

65. At this moment, I found my inner exhaustion. In fact, life is like this, and we are still stubborn. Everyone is an island in a sea of people. When flowers bloom, forget the past. Flowers bloom and fall, just like a grand performance. But we all remember long monologues in our hearts. Tell yourself that you are actually lonely, although the person you love is close at hand, although your life seems perfect. I tried to tear off other people's masks, but I forgot to look at myself. On my face, I can't tell which is real and which is the mask left by the bustling world.

66. Life is full of too many accidents, but leaves are floating on the river, and love is blurred and stops everywhere. On lonely days, make a cup of green tea to taste and meet me with earthly time.

67. Why can fish face the whole world with only one expression? Why can't I face the whole world with only one expression?

68. The fireworks on the other side finally faded, and the flame in the temple was dying. I saw your childlike smile. You asked whether our sins were finally forgiven when heaven collapsed.

To the world, you may be one person … but to one person, you may be the world. To the world, you may be one person ... but to one person, you may be the world. )

70. I don't understand why some people love to grow up, because growing up is a burden to me. When you grow up, you will no longer be willful, maybe you will be sad because of some small things, and beauty will no longer be written on your face. I froze my youth in the flying snow, and a legend of snow spread from now on.

The night of August 18, 97, is the night when the two stars cross the river. After dinner, I leaned against the fence and the cool wind blew my clothes. The Milky Way is full of starlight, shining on the dark sea. Far away, I heard someone laughing under the balcony and suddenly felt that my hometown was drifting away. The stars are twinkling, the waves are whistling, and they stand quietly, only melancholy.

7 1. is never a distance, but a decision.

72. It is better to wait for heaven in hell than to keep dreaming in memory.

73. I have an ambiguous relationship with you, fearing that I will fall in love with you and cry after you leave.

1. Who picked up my glass shoes and looked for the lost ones?

2. The clock of life needs to be forced at every moment of life.

No one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

4. The memory of scattered hatred is like a fish scale cut by a knife. Some are still in the body, some are in the water, and when the water is stirred, some fragments will still churn and flicker, but there are bloodshot eyes in the middle.

I like winter, because the days are short and the nights are long, so I have more time to escape.

My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

7. Love is an elaborate lie.

8. Commitment is often like a butterfly, which flies beautifully and then disappears.

9. I am still used to the feeling of being loved. Maybe one day, in a noisy city, you and I pass by, and I will stop and stare at the distant figure and tell myself that person ... I once loved him.

10. Why does happiness always pass by? When I miss you occasionally, let ... memories accompany me.

1 1. love ... commitment between fingers ... tangled under love.

12. I love you very much from that day on.

All your love is buried in your diary, but my world still belongs to you.

13. I still have the ambition to love the original, and there is no deadline.

I still want to leave tonight, so that no one can see me kissing the air.

14. Raindrops hanging on leaves

This is an angel's tear

my heart

If it can bring you happiness.

I'd rather

15. People always like to get rid of bondage and seek another fresh and exciting life. Just like wearing shoes, walking barefoot for a long time will have a brand-new experience. However, once you touch the glass slag barefoot, you will be easily injured. ...

16.……………………

Love should not be an ellipsis.

—— —— ——

Love should not be a dash.

! ! ! ! ! ! !

Love should not be an exclamation point.

Like ...! ! !

She can only be a question mark.

17. My footsteps want to wander, but my heart wants to land, my shadow wants to fly, my people are still on the ground, my smile wants to disguise, but my tears want to surrender. People like me are not as strong as you think. If your lonely chest is the place where I depend, I will live there all my life. ...

18. The cover of the weekly magazine is very eye-catching, telling the latest absurd jokes and adding several designed dialogues in the middle.

19. If you cry for missing the sunset, you will miss the stars.

20. People will always offend some people when they are alive, depending on whether those people are worthy of offending.

2 1. I asked God: How can I forget the sad thing while laughing?

God replied: Drive yourself crazy.

22. If your heart changes, so will your attitude. If your attitude changes, your habits will also change;

Habits have changed, so has your personality; If your personality changes, so will your life.

Be grateful in prosperity, be happy in adversity and live in the present.

23. Roses bloom quietly and violets wither quietly. Weeds spread quietly, depressed and depressed, but they have a taste. I am silent and never leave. ...

24. Fading is a real bloom, just a thing of the past.

25. The unreachable stars are always the brightest.

The small fish that slips away is always the most beautiful.

Missed movies are always the best.

My lost lover always knows me best.

I still don't understand what this is about.

25. Perhaps the best thing in life is this fruitless feeling.

Everything is too late to express, and everything may be frozen by death or error.

Living, we can only get a little warmth from this world with memory.

True feelings are like snowflakes, pure, crystal clear and cool, so fragile that they will melt in the secular sunshine at any time. ...

26. Leaves are the most beautiful only when they are flying and falling.

27. Happiness is a vague concept.

According to the different environment

The size will also change.

Even if you think this is your happiness.

But it could also be someone else's misfortune.

Even if we are cursed.

You should still feel that happiness follows you.

Life is too precious.

So you can't be dominated by fate.

28. A maze of cities makes people accustomed to seeing the same scenery, taking the same route and reaching the same destination; Habits make people's lives no longer change. Habit makes people feel safe and lonely. -Jimmy's "Go Left, Go Right"

29. I want to get out of the field I control, but I want to get into the battle I arranged ... I want to escape from the trap I set, but I fall into another dilemma. ...

30. I can't reflect the beauty of Scorpio. The sudden fall of beauty has become eternal, but I still got up the courage to put away the afterglow that I almost squandered and set sail again.

3 1. Appreciate your present environment, love your present life, find meaning unintentionally, and find pleasure in boredom. Beautiful rainbow after rain.

32. performing arts 1. Talk a lot.

33. Worry is caused by love, and fear is caused by love. If you don't leave love, worry and fear are unnecessary.

I have never felt lonely before. I was wrapped in a mat. Turn off the lights, light the cigarettes, and quietly. Burning quietly! How long can you love someone? Is one night enough?

35. Distance is a paper and an oath to measure each other.

36. I have long been used to your charming perfume, and your promise floats in my ear cheaply.

37. Angel AG, break your wings for the person you love! ! Pale feathers, falling feebly, exhausted the last trace of body temperature, filled the loneliness of hands and kissed tears.

38.O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

39. Feel the flame of dreams and the moment of flying. When everything is romantic and far away, it will last forever.

40.__________________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

4 1. I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say that I regret my heart. Do you need to make up?

42. There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown by.

43. When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt.

44. I have nothing but love.

Vows are used to betray promises, to perfuse love, to replace memories, to commemorate the soul, to bury him, to forget me and to shed tears (attachment).

46. If love can be sublimated, why don't tears stop dripping after blessing?

If love can give up, why do you feel sad after saying goodbye?

47. Maybe one day at the station ... Maybe it's only a short time ... Maybe when I'm ready to give up and leave ... Hi! Please remember me ... Next stop, Xingyuan.

Honey, don't say you don't love me before you turn around.

49. Actually, indifference is not in my nature. Your leaving has made me even more indifferent. Wait silently!

Later, the mood slowly turned pale, but your reappearance broke the silence of this moment, and you were silent.

50. I don't know anything, just blindly looking for my ideal.

Fate is hard to understand, don't wait until it is lost to cherish!

5 1. Love is a contract. The contract says, "We should trust completely and then be together." This contract is marriage, not love, love is just a belief!

52. The fish said, I'm leaving. Forget me, because I shouldn't have filled your world with tears. ...

Water said: I will follow, I am alive, because my world already has your existence. ...

Fish said: I want to jump out of the water, because I can't bear your ubiquitous care. ...

Water said: I am afraid of losing my heartbeat, because you are my life!

53. I can't hear the rainbow or the sunset. I can't hear the surprises of flowers and snow; I can't hear the danger of trouble I can't hear the howling of wolves, the gunfire of hunters and the cries of angels! ! I only heard loneliness running back and forth in the grass! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

54. You never know what your habits will make you miss.

55. What you see is invisible. Mr. Xia blew gently and disappeared instantly. I forgot everything I remember. There is only a vague shadow swaying slightly on the ground ... Does invisibility mean non-existence? Maybe it's just covered by thick clouds. Maybe it's just wind and sand flying into my eyes. I can't see you, but I still feel warm.

56. Don't refuse a tearful smile.

Don't refuse smiling tears,

Flowers that smile and shed tears will never fade in the season of youth. ...

57. The bigger the splash.

Standing rock

In the silent guard

The greater the happiness.

Wake up from a deep sleep. You can overcome everything that hurts you at a glance.

59. Time has no name/but I have seen its shadow/leaves falling silently around us/

There are chairs beside us in silence/time is awkward/the air is so fresh/

Girls in white skirts under the blue sky/reading fantastic sentences/they say/

Every year people are different/flowers are similar/

60. Swing higher and swing higher.

In that way, it is closer to the stars and closer to the moon.

The white arc is like a dream without a circle.

6 1. A quiet night is no longer midsummer.

The stars in the sky are as red as fire,

Under the faint starlight,

In a deep sleep, I have matured. ......

Golden wheat waves

The silent night was silent,

Only silver moonlight.

Shining on the waves of dreams. ......

Whether we are happy today or not, babies are growing up and adults are getting old.

Flowers bloom and bloom, the wind continues to blow and the rain continues to drift.

Clouds continue to gather and disperse, disappearing with the wind yesterday and coming with the wind tomorrow.

The world never cares about anyone, and neither does the sun, the moon and the stars. It's good.

63. At dawn, the angels will go to worship God together.

If we can set off fireworks at this time, we can attract their attention. Make a wish, especially easy to achieve!

Tears in the devil's eyes are the only light in the darkness.

The flame hidden under the angel's wings lit the only hope in my heart. Sunshine always comes after the storm ~ ~ ~ ~

64. Lilac petals are the harp of spring, playing heart sounds on the green leaves of memory.

Listen to friendship and sing the love of sunshine, and thoughts will bear heavy fruits.

65. At this moment, I found my inner exhaustion. In fact, life is like this, and we are still stubborn. Everyone is an island in a sea of people. When flowers bloom, forget the past. Flowers bloom and fall, just like a grand performance. But we all remember long monologues in our hearts. Tell yourself that you are actually lonely, although the person you love is close at hand, although your life seems perfect. I tried to tear off other people's masks, but I forgot to look at myself. On my face, I can't tell which is real and which is the mask left by the bustling world.

66. Life is full of too many accidents, but leaves are floating on the river, and love is blurred and stops everywhere. On lonely days, make a cup of green tea to taste and meet me with earthly time.

67. Why can fish face the whole world with only one expression? Why can't I face the whole world with only one expression?

68. The fireworks on the other side finally faded, and the flame in the temple was dying. I saw your childlike smile. You asked whether our sins were finally forgiven when heaven collapsed.

To the world, you may be one person … but to one person, you may be the world. To the world, you may be one person ... but to one person, you may be the world. )

70. I don't understand why some people love to grow up, because growing up is a burden to me. When you grow up, you will no longer be willful, maybe you will be sad because of some small things, and beauty will no longer be written on your face. I froze my youth in the flying snow, and a legend of snow spread from now on.

The night of August 18, 97, is the night when the two stars cross the river. After dinner, I leaned against the fence and the cool wind blew my clothes. The Milky Way is full of starlight, shining on the dark sea. Far away, I heard someone laughing under the balcony and suddenly felt that my hometown was drifting away. The stars are twinkling, the waves are whistling, and they stand quietly, only melancholy.

7 1. is never a distance, but a decision.

72. It is better to wait for heaven in hell than to keep dreaming in memory.

73. I have an ambiguous relationship with you, fearing that I will fall in love with you and cry after you leave.

1. Who picked up my glass shoes and looked for the lost ones?

2. The clock of life needs to be forced at every moment of life.

No one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

4. The memory of scattered hatred is like a fish scale cut by a knife. Some are still in the body, some are in the water, and when the water is stirred, some fragments will still churn and flicker, but there are bloodshot eyes in the middle.

I like winter, because the days are short and the nights are long, so I have more time to escape.

My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

7. Love is an elaborate lie.

8. Commitment is often like a butterfly, which flies beautifully and then disappears.

9. I am still used to the feeling of being loved. Maybe one day, in a noisy city, you and I pass by, and I will stop and stare at the distant figure and tell myself that person ... I once loved him.

10. Why does happiness always pass by? When I miss you occasionally, let ... memories accompany me.

1 1. love ... commitment between fingers ... tangled under love.

12. I love you very much from that day on.

All your love is buried in your diary, but my world still belongs to you.

13. I still have the ambition to love the original, and there is no deadline.

I still want to leave tonight, so that no one can see me kissing the air.

14. Raindrops hanging on leaves

This is an angel's tear

my heart

If it can bring you happiness.

I'd rather

15. People always like to get rid of bondage and seek another fresh and exciting life. Just like wearing shoes, walking barefoot for a long time will have a brand-new experience. However, once you touch the glass slag barefoot, you will be easily injured. ...

16.……………………

Love should not be an ellipsis.

—— —— ——

Love should not be a dash.

! ! ! ! ! ! !

Love should not be an exclamation point.

Like ...! ! !

She can only be a question mark.

17. My footsteps want to wander, but my heart wants to land, my shadow wants to fly, my people are still on the ground, my smile wants to disguise, but my tears want to surrender. People like me are not as strong as you think. If your lonely chest is the place where I depend, I will live there all my life. ...

18. The cover of the weekly magazine is very eye-catching, telling the latest absurd jokes and adding several designed dialogues in the middle.

19. If you cry for missing the sunset, you will miss the stars.

20. People will always offend some people when they are alive, depending on whether those people are worthy of offending.

2 1. I asked God: How can I forget the sad thing while laughing?

God replied: Drive yourself crazy.

22. If your heart changes, so will your attitude. If your attitude changes, your habits will also change;

Habits have changed, so has your personality; If your personality changes, so will your life.

Be grateful in prosperity, be happy in adversity and live in the present.

23. Roses bloom quietly and violets wither quietly. Weeds spread quietly, depressed and depressed, but they have a taste. I am silent and never leave. ...

24. Fading is a real bloom, just a thing of the past.

25. The unreachable stars are always the brightest.

The small fish that slips away is always the most beautiful.

Missed movies are always the best.

My lost lover always knows me best.

I still don't understand what this is about.

25. Perhaps the best thing in life is this fruitless feeling.

Everything is too late to express, and everything may be frozen by death or error.

Living, we can only get a little warmth from this world with memory.

True feelings are like snowflakes, pure, crystal clear and cool, so fragile that they will melt in the secular sunshine at any time. ...

26. Leaves are the most beautiful only when they are flying and falling.

27. Happiness is a vague concept.

According to the different environment

The size will also change.

Even if you think this is your happiness.

But it could also be someone else's misfortune.

Even if we are cursed.

You should still feel that happiness follows you.

Life is too precious.

So you can't be dominated by fate.

28. A maze of cities makes people accustomed to seeing the same scenery, taking the same route and reaching the same destination; Habits make people's lives no longer change. Habit makes people feel safe and lonely. -Jimmy's "Go Left, Go Right"

29. I want to get out of the field I control, but I want to get into the battle I arranged ... I want to escape from the trap I set, but I fall into another dilemma. ...

30. I can't reflect the beauty of Scorpio. The sudden fall of beauty has become eternal, but I still got up the courage to put away the afterglow that I almost squandered and set sail again.

3 1. Appreciate your present environment, love your present life, find meaning unintentionally, and find pleasure in boredom. Beautiful rainbow after rain.