Classic phrases of April Fool's joke

Classic quotations from April Fool's jokes:

1, someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig! ?

I've been wanting to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money! ?

I have known you for so long, and you have always cared about me. I really don't know how to repay you. I will pull weeds for you in my next life! Happy April Fool's Day! ?

Nowadays, the society is so competitive that everyone is too busy to stop like a top. It is normal to have pressure and dissatisfaction. I'm desperate to let you vent your pressure. Come on! Let it out! Hit me hard with your money ?

5. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally faking corpses and changing epitaphs from time to time. ?

I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today? ?

7. Fools send text messages and laugh happily; There is no way to overcome being spoofed and playing dumb. In fact, there are many friends, and it is not common to fool around, just because of April Fool's Day, happy to make excuses! Send you a happy reason, I wish: April Fool's Day is "stupid" fast! ?

8. There are plenty of grass in the sea, and there are few generations. Now the only child is a treasure, and it is hard to find without a car or a house. The skin is white and beautiful, why doesn't anyone pick it? Where can I find a reason to be single? Well done in family planning!