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Napoleon failed because of an embarrassing illness, which killed two famous emperors in China's history.
Many people think this is a joke, but this person does raise many questions, because before Waterloo, Napoleon's health was so bad that he couldn't even ride a horse. Because of constipation, he not only made a bad joke, but also suffered from severe hemorrhoids. In order to relieve his symptoms, some doctors used some drugs to help him relieve the pain. However, this drug is addictive. Before the war, he had lost most of his energy because of illness, which affected his combat thinking and eventually led to failure.
Don't underestimate this little constipation, it has affected many people. There are two famous figures in the history of our country. Their biggest failure in life is constipation. Because of this incident, their strength was affected and even their lives were lost. The first one is Jing, which I believe everyone knows. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Qin was not the strongest country, but Jin was the strongest. There are two most famous monarchs in the state of Jin. One is Duke Jing of Jin, who defeated Qi to dominate the Central Plains when he was in power, but suffered from indigestion and severe constipation.
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