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Does anyone know the humorous jokes about the sun and the grass?

One big summer day, the sun called Xiaocao and said, "Hello, Xiaocao!" " The grass was unhappy and said, "Shit, who are you?" The sun said, "Oh, my God!" " Grass: "Why do you talk like that?" The sun said, "Oh, my God!" "

At this moment, his mother came and saw her son cursing.

Sun's mother said, "Why do you curse? What's wrong? " The sun said, "I don't know! That man is scolding me. " Mother Sun said, "Bring it to me." Mother Sun said to the phone at this moment, "Hello? Holy shit! Who are you? " The grass said, "I am the grass!" Damn it? "