A script written in classical Chinese

1. adapted from classical Chinese sketch script, retired from Qin Dynasty.

Time: 630 BC

Venue: Qin Jun Camp in the south of Surabaya.

People: Candle, Qin Bo, bodyguard Wu.

[Curtain rises]

(The guard opens the curtain and bows in)

Guard: Your Majesty, Zheng Guo's army with candles asks for an audience.

(Qin Bo stops writing and looks up slightly.)

Qin Bo: Xuan.

(Guards go out, candles go in)

The power of candles: (Bowing) See Qin Bo.

Qin Bo: (majestically) No ceremony.

The power of candles: Xie Qinbo.

Qin Bo: What brings you to my Qin Ying?

Candlelight: Now Qin Jin's army is coming, ready to besiege Zheng, knowing that Zheng is going to perish.

(Qin Bo smiles)

Wu of Candle: (with a serious expression) Qin Bo, if you really want to destroy our state of Zheng, then you can destroy it! (Pause for a moment) But is it easy to cross the State of Jin and take Zheng on the other side as your boundary?

Qin Bo: (touching his beard for a moment) What do you mean?

Candlelight: There is also a state of Jin between Zheng and Qin. If Zheng was destroyed by the state of Jin, wouldn't it become the territory of this neighboring country? Your state of Qin is far from Zheng. Then how do you solve this problem? (Glancing at Qin Bo carefully, Candlewick Wu) All the soldiers came all the way to Zheng, only to increase the land for the State of Jin. Is it worth it? (Speed up) If the neighboring countries are strong, the national strength of your State of Qin will be weakened a lot!

(Qin Bo frowned)

Qin Bo: What you said is very reasonable.

The power of candles: (exulting) Xie Qinbo!

If you are willing to give up attacking Zheng, I am willing to make our country the master of your Oriental Road. (Pause for a moment)-When the envoys of the State of Qin pass by, Zheng Can will supply the materials they need at any time. I think, for Qin Bo, there is nothing to lose.

Qin Bo: (thinking) Your suggestion is worth considering. But I have an appointment with the state of Jin. How can I go back on my word easily?

Candlelight: (unhurriedly) I don't know if you still remember that you were very kind to Kim, and Kim promised to give you a gift. However, don't you know that he crosses the Yellow River in the morning and builds walls at night? Now he wants to regard Zheng as the eastern border, and he will continue to expand the border to the west, which is bound to infringe upon the interests of Qin!

Qin Bo: (with a scowl) Hum! Our state of Qin was damaged, and his state of Jin benefited. Damn it!

(After pacing around for a while) Well, he is not kind, why should I keep my righteousness!

Candlelight: So ...

Qin Bo: I'm taking someone back to China. Does the promise between us still count?

The power of candles: (excited but polite) Xie Qinbo! I'll visit you again another day and formally sign a Covenant with Qin Bo. I hope Qin Bo will allow me to see you then!

(Both laugh)

Qin Bo: Haha! All right!

(Candles are forced to retreat)

2. Synopsis "One Mountain in Gong Yu" is adapted from the classical Chinese script of one mountain in Gong Yu: the two mountains of the King of Wu in Taihang blocked Gong Yu's family's access.

Gong Yu made up his mind to dig two mountains and get through the road. Gong Yu's idea was questioned by his wife, and finally a consensus was reached, so he began to dig mountains.

The son of the neighbor widow also came to help. The wise men in the same village laughed at the foolish old man for overreaching himself, and he was rendered speechless by righteous words.

The foolish old man's behavior was known by the mountain god, and he told the emperor that the emperor was moved by his sincerity, so he ordered his two sons to carry two mountains, making the foolish old man's dream come true. People: Gong Yu Gong Yu's wife, Gong Yu's son, neighbor, widow and her son. The first scene of Kua 'e, the god of Zhicuo Mountain, is in the south of Jizhou, in the north of Heyang, in the Taihang Mountains, seven hundred miles away, and high in the sky.

These two mountains are towering into the sky and boundless. As far as the eye can see.

The mountains are misty, as if they were true. An old man stood in front of his thatched cottage and saw that he was white and ragged.

I am not young, but I am strong. He is an elder in the village and his name is Yugong.

I'm almost ninety years old this year. He stroked his beard, looked calmly and intently, as if thinking about a serious problem.

He thought for a long time, and suddenly, he nodded heavily, as if he had made a major decision, and turned and walked back to his home. The second scene (Gong Yu's family is sitting together, and Gong Yu, his wife and son are all present.

They are discussing something important. ) Gong Yu: Two big mountains in front of our house block our way in and out, which makes us have to take a long detour every time we go in and out.

I want to level these two mountains and open a road on the south bank of Hanshui River to the south of Yuzhou. what do you think? A son: I've had this idea for a long time. A son: I agree.

A Son: Dad, just tell me how to do it. Gong Yu's wife: Old man, don't blame me for throwing cold water on you.

Your idea is too fantastic. Even with your old bones, you can't put a grass and a tree on the mountain. What can you do about the two mountains of the Taihang Wangs? In addition, where are the excavated earth and stone placed? Everyone: (one by one) transport these earthwork to the edge of Bohai Sea and to the north of Tibetan soil.

Silly husband and wife: you have to think clearly, this is not a joke. Is to suffer a lot.

Everyone: We all thought about it. I'm ready.

Uncle's wife: Since you say so, I have nothing to say. It's up to you.

Gong Yu: Then it's settled. Let's start tomorrow.

Scene 3 (Yugong's neighbor's house, a mother and son. Mother Shi Jing is a widow, and her son, Shuang'er, is only seven or eight years old. )

Mother: Shuang'er, I see you haven't been at home all day. Where have you been? Makes it easy for me to find it. Shuang'er: Mom, I went to see Grandpa Gong Yu. They went to dig a mountain.

Mother: Digging mountains? What mountain to dig? Mom: You don't know, do you? Grandpa Yu's family is going to dig a mountain in front of us! Mother: Why? Shuang'er: Grandpa said that these two mountains blocked our way in and out, so we wanted to dig them out and dig a flat road. Mother: (thinking for a moment) Oh, I see.

Shuang'er: Mom, can I help them? Mother: (embarrassed, confused) Can you do it? Shuang'er: Mom, I can do it! (shaking mother's arm in a coquetry way) Mom, please leave me alone! Mother: (thinking for a moment, then making up my mind) OK. But be careful.

Shuang'er: OK! People skipped out before he could speak. ) mother: (with a sigh. )

Good is good, but ... Scene 4 (Gong Yu's family is as busy as a bee, so is Shuang'er. He has no rest, as if he has endless energy. An old man came to Yugong and Yugong greeted him. )

Gong Yu: Yo, it's Zhisou's brother! Zhizuo: Yo, I said, silly old man, what are you doing? Gong Yu: Dig a mountain. Zhicuo: What are you doing digging mountains? Yu Gong: Open the way.

Zhi Dou: (paused, then smiled. Laughing makes my stomach ache. )

Are you kidding? With you? These two mountains are 700 Li high! Look at you, your hair and beard are white, and you can dig mountains? You can't even do the vegetation on the mountain, but you still dig the mountain? What a joke! Trying to move this mountain is like daydreaming. Your ideas and practices are really stupid.

Gong Yu: (Stop what you are doing and give a long sigh. ) Zhisou, Zhisou, everyone says you are smart. Why don't you even understand this truth? I am old, but I still have strength.

You can still do things! Maybe I can't see the mountain being removed, but my children and grandchildren can see it! Even if I die, there will still be my son. A son has a son and a son has a grandson. Children and grandchildren are endless! Moreover, the mountain is neither enlarged nor raised, so why worry about uneven digging? Zhishou: (with a face of shame) ... Scene 5 (The mountain god is holding a giant snake in his hand, and when he hears their words, he says that he has a bad heart and immediately flies to the sky. The palace of the Emperor of Heaven.

Mountain God: Report to the Emperor of Heaven, I have something important to tell you.

Heaven and Earth: What is important to you? Come on. Mountain God: There is an old man named Gong Yu. He wants to move the Taihang Mountain and the King of Wu.

And it's already digging. Heaven and Earth: Why did he move mountains? Mountain God: It is said that the mountain blocked their way in and out, and they wanted to open a smooth road.

Heaven and Earth: (Laughter) Can mortals move mountains? Hugh is talking nonsense. Mountain God: But he said that all his descendants will continue to do it. At that time ... Tiandi: (after thinking for a while, he seems to talk to himself) It's rare that he has such vision and perseverance.

Mountain God: What should I do? Ask the emperor to make it clear. Tiandi: Then help him. Where's Kwa 'e? Kwa 'e: I'm here! Heaven and Earth: Tell your two sons to move these two mountains.

One is in Shuodong and the other is in Yongnan. Quayle: Yes! Scene 6 (People cheered.

Where the mountains stopped in the past, now a flat avenue extends into the distance. Villager: (Jumping and jumping, very excited) Gong Yu succeeded! Yu Gong succeeded! Zhishuo: (sighs in shame) It seems that I am getting old.

My "old man" should also be renamed "old man". Shuang'er.

3. China's classic textbook drama "Wang Wei" will attack Handan. When Liang Ji heard about it, he opposed the middle way. His clothes were burned and he couldn't go. He went to see Wang Yue: "The people who came to see the big banks today, I drove them to the north. I told him,' I want Chu.' The minister said,' will the monarch of Chu regard Xi as the north?' Say, "My Ma Liang." The minister said,' although the horse is good, this is not the way of Chu.' Said, "I often use it." The minister said,' although there are many uses, this is not the way of Chu.' Say,' I'm good at guarding others.' The better the number, the farther away from Chu. Today, Wanimal wants to be the overlord, and it wants to believe in the world. Relying on the size of the kingdom and the elite of the soldiers, attacking Handan is widely respected. The more the king moves, the farther away from the king. Jude to chu, north. "

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Wang Wei wants to attack Handan. When Liang Ji heard about it, he returned halfway. He didn't have time to flatten his wrinkled clothes and dust his head. He went to see Wang Wei and said, "Now when I come back, I met a man driving north on Taiping Mountain. He said to me,' I want to go to Chu.' I said,' Why did you go north to Chu?' He said, "My horse is great." I said,' Although our horses are very good, this is not the way to Chu!' He said, "My journey costs a lot." I said,' Although your fare is high, this is not the way to Chu.' He said,' My groom is a good driver.' The better these are, the farther away he is from Chu. Now the king's action is to become the overlord, and his behavior is to win the trust of the world. Relying on the strength of Wei and the elite of the army, we attacked Handan to expand the land and make a name for ourselves. The more your majesty does this, the farther away (you) will be from the cause of being king. Just like going north to Chu. "

4. Urgent for junior high school Chinese classical Chinese textbook drama Yan Zi compiled Chu (textbook drama)

Characters: Yan Zi, King of Chu, and the gatekeeper warrior.

Narrator: At the end of the Spring and Autumn Period, Qi and Chu were both big countries, and Qi sent doctor Yan Zi to Chu. When Yan Zi came to the gate of Chu State, he saw that the gate was closed and there was a small hole beside it.

Yan Zi: This is a dog hole, not a city gate.

Guard: The king of our country says that you are short and only deserve to go through this small hole.

Yan Zi: Only when you visit "Dog Country" can you go in through the dog hole. Ask Jun, what kind of country is Chu?

Voice-over: When the guards reported Yan Zi's words to the King of Chu, Chu Yu had to order Yan Zi to open the city gate wide.

Soldier: Open the door and call a doctor, please!

(Yan Zi strode into the hall and sat side by side with the King of Chu)

King Chu: (sneers) Is there no one in Qi?

Yan Zi: (seriously) What is this? Linzi, the capital of China, is full of people. As soon as everyone presses their sleeves, they can be connected into a cloud; Everyone is sweating and can take a shower; Pedestrians in the street jostled shoulder to shoulder. Toes touch heels. How can it be said that there is no one in Qi?

King Chu: Since there are so many people in Qi, why did you send such a person?

Yan Zi: (embarrassed) I really can't answer your question. Lying, afraid of committing the crime of deceiving the monarch; To tell the truth, I'm afraid the king will be angry.

King Chu: To be honest, I'm not angry.

Yan Zi: (Bowing) In our country, when you visit a superior country, you should send a superior. Visit the next country and send it to the next country. I am the most useless, so I was sent here.

Guard: Catch the prisoner!

(Two prisoners were taken away by the samurai)

King Chu: What crime did that prisoner commit? Where is he from?

Samurai: He committed theft, and he is from Qi.

King Chu: (grinning grimly) Why are Qi people so worthless and do such a thing?

A minister, warrior, etc. Laughed)

Yan Zi: Why didn't your Majesty know about it? The oranges in Huainan are big and sweet. However, this kind of orange tree can only produce small and bitter oranges when it reaches Huaibei. Your Majesty, what is the reason?

King Chu: Because the water and soil are different, right?

Yan Zi: Yes, people in the State of Qi can live and work in peace and contentment in the State of Qi, but they become thieves in the State of Chu. Maybe the water and soil in the two countries are different.

King Chu: Well, I wanted to make fun of the doctor, but I didn't expect the doctor to make fun of me.

(The original Baidu can be searched) I wish you progress in your study!

5. Funny sketch adapted from the first grade classical Chinese: Going to school Liu: Going to class, going to class.

Jia: Class, class, hurry up. Liu: Hello, monitor.

Jia: Hello, I heard that there is a new head teacher in our class, who is still a woman. Liu: No matter whether it's a man or a woman, drive her away when she comes.

Jia: Yes. Sister: Hi, how are you two?

Jia Liu: Good morning! Elder sister: You're here so early. Hey, have you heard that there is a new head teacher in our class? Jia Liu: I know, I know, I already know.

Elder sister: Yes, and it's a woman. Jia Liu: I know, I know.

Elder sister: Why don't we fuck her later? Give her a nickname.

Liu: Not bad, not bad. That's a good idea. What's that nickname?

Elder sister: it's called morning glory. Liu: Morning glory, too vulgar, too vulgar, too vulgar.

Jia: How about this? Let's call her old hen. Elder sister: Ah, old hen.

Jia: Yes. Liu: Bird flu is particularly serious now.

Also, dare to call an old hen. Elder sister: That's what you should call it! Jia: That's it, Liu&; Sister: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

Jia: Good idea. Will you cheer later? (pointing to C) Sister: I won't scream.

Jia: Then your name is (pointing to A) Liu: Me neither. Jia: Then if you don't scream, neither will she. Who screams? Elder sister: Er, yes, Lao Ji will come in a minute. Tell her to call.

She is the best in our class. Jia: Well, good idea, good idea.

Liu: Good idea. Jia: Ji, Ban, Ban, Ban.

Ji: I'm coming. (Singing) ~ ~ What are you laughing at? Never seen a beautiful woman. Jia: Er, er, Lao Ji.

Ji: Yes. Jia: There is a new head teacher in our class.

We nicknamed her old hen. She will come later. You can scream.

Ji: I don't call. Jia: Why? Ji: You always lie to me. Every time I speak, you shut up.

Jia: No, I won't lie to you this time. Liu & Sister: Yes.

Jia: We screamed together. Jia & Sister: Mm-hmm.

Ji: Don't lie to me this time, A stream &; Elder sister: OK, I won't lie to you this time. Call together.

Ji Hao, let's scream together. Jing: Hello, I'm the new head teacher.

It is said that the students in this class are particularly difficult to teach, but I am very caring and I will influence them with my love. Hello, classmates! Liu Jijia & Elder Sister: Old.

Ji: Hen. Jing: Which classmate scolds the old hen, please step forward.

(ABC steps back together) Boys and girls, please stand up. Ji: Yes.

Jing: Classmate, you can stand firm. Ji: Teacher, the ground is uneven.

Jing: Little classmate, why do you call me an old hen? Ji: I won't tell you Jing: I have confidence and patience.

Students, please go to the office with the teacher. Ji: What for? Jing: The teacher invites you to eat chocolate.

Ji: Really? Jing: Really, come on. Ji: Yes, let's eat chocolate.

Jia: Eh, this is called old hen eating chocolate? Sister: Yes, I know where we are called. Liu: Exactly.

Kim: I'll treat you to chocolate, Dove and Di Chin. Eat and eat. You are full. (Come out) I never punish students.

Son, you can come out now. Ji (singing) Jia: Hey, what's wrong with you? Laoji

Sister: Ji, are you all right? Ji: The teacher hits people. Sister Jia Liu: Come and have a look.

Liu: Well, are you badly hurt? Jia: Do you play hard? Jing: Next, the teacher will give you 1 class. Come on, boys and girls, please stand up. Ji: Why me again? Kim: I'll establish an online contact with you. Who can answer, please raise your hand to answer.

Please listen carefully. The first part is: Nantong North Tongzhou, and North Tongzhou can be north and south. Who can answer the question? Okay, you're the only female classmate? Liu: East pawnbroker, West pawnbroker and East pawnbroker are things.

Kim: Well, that's a good answer. Who else can raise their hands and answer? Little classmate, raise your hand and you can answer. Come on, please stand up and answer.

Ji: Answer what? Jing: Answer couplets. Ji: What couplets? Scene: The first part is: Nantong North Tongzhou, and the north and south Tongzhou can be north and south.

Ji: Boys and girls, boys and girls learn from men and women. Jing: It rhymes. That's a good answer

Please, can the teacher ask you one more question? Fragrant flowers are not red, red flowers are not fragrant, and they are rosy and fragrant. Ji: Farts don't stink, farts don't ring, and serial farts stink.

Jing: Monitor, don't fart. Ji: Good people, thank you.

Jing: What kind of students? E: Monitor, look, the celebration is coming. What programs have our class prepared? Jia: What we prepared for the teacher was recitation. Jing: Let's recite one first.

Jia: First of all, we recited the works for the teacher. In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Liu: Birds are singing everywhere around me. Sister: But now I remember that night, that storm.

Ji: The roof is going to collapse. Kim: (d) You have changed. Will you change? Kim: Who taught you that? Ji: The monitor taught me.

Ji: Why do you always hit me? Jing: I made a mistake as soon as I found you? Jia: Teacher, please stop fighting. The headmaster is here. Kim: The headmaster is here.

Sister Jia Liu: Lao Ji, run. (end).