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Childhood anecdotes about 100 words.

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An interesting thing that happened when I was a child still makes me laugh.

One day when I was five years old, I found it interesting for my father to smoke. Every time he takes a sip, smoke will come out of his mouth. The shapes of smoke are various: some are like birds, some are like flowers, and some are like galloping horses ... Out of curiosity, I decided to try it myself.

One day, while my parents were in the kitchen, I found a straw, put a few pieces of paper and dried flowers and leaves in it, lit it with my father's necessary lighter when smoking, and suddenly took a sip. I was "cough, cough, cough ..." I coughed and rolled on the bed, tears streaming down my face.

Mom and dad thought I had a problem, so they rushed over and asked me, "What's wrong with you? Why are you crying? " "No … no, the smoke … the smoke is choking … choking." I hesitate to say. "Smoke, what smoke?" Dad asked me inexplicably, and I pointed to the cigarette case on the table and said, "This is the thing." After listening to the criticism, Dad said, "How can children smoke? Really ignorant. " But this has not shaken my "smoking plan", and I am still trying to find opportunities.

Finally, on a Saturday afternoon, my parents went shopping and left me alone at home. Before leaving, my mother specifically told me: "Don't touch the power socket (I used to stuff it when I was a child), and we will be back soon." Then I just heard the door bang and left.

I took out my father's cigarette case from the cupboard as quickly as possible, took out a cigarette and picked up a lighter to light it. Hey! I lit it for a long time, but the smoke didn't respond at all. I remember my father smoking again. By the way, I put the cigarette in my mouth and took a drag. Wow! I caught fire and saw plumes of smoke floating on the small cigarette end.

Smoke, and a drag, "alas! Suffocate to death. " I let out a cry, but it's okay. When I called it, smoke came out of my nostrils again, which made me "burst into tears". Smoke smells everywhere in the room.

After a while, mom and dad came back. As soon as they entered the door, both of them shouted, "Mao Zhong, what's the matter? Are you all right? " I walked out with my head down and whispered to my father, "Dad, I'm sorry, I want to smoke from your mouth like you, but I didn't expect …" Dad listened and said, "Why don't you learn to smoke? Didn't you listen to the scientists? Smoking is equivalent to chronic suicide. Smoking blackens the lungs, destroys lung function and shortens people's life. " I nodded at my father's words and asked, "Dad, how do you smoke?" My father touched my head and said, "Just because my father didn't listen to my grandfather, he became addicted to cigarettes. Now I can't give up smoking, so now my hopes are pinned on you. You must not let my father down! " After listening to my father's words, I finally gave up the plan of smoking in order not to disappoint my father.

The funny things that happened when I was a child are still so interesting to think of now. I was stupid when I was a child.

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When I was seven years old, I often believed what happened in cartoons, thinking that there were two time and space in the world, and I always dreamed of seeing what the other time and space was like.

One day, I accidentally told my brother my wish. My brother claimed to have magic and said that he would take me to another time and space. "Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-

"Get the quilt cover. After five seconds, you can go to another time and space. " My brother said to me in a hurry. I immediately jumped on the bed, covered my head with a quilt, and silently counted down in my mind: five, four, three, two, one. I can't wait to open the quilt and see my brother sitting cross-legged in the middle of the room. He looked at me and said, "In this time and space, I am the king and you are." Because I am the king. You must serve me! Why don't you bring the imperial meal? ! "My brother learned the king's accent on TV and said to me loudly. Although I was a little skeptical at first, my doubts were dispelled when I looked at my brother's serious appearance and heard his unquestionable orders. I ran upstairs and gave all the snacks my mother bought me yesterday to the king. The king has no manners. He took it and wolfed it down. Although I feel distressed, I can only helplessly look at my snacks. Why is it so hot? " The king looked out of the window and at me. "What's the matter?" I asked the king. He pointed at the sun and pointed at me. I understand what he means. He wants me to buy him ice cream. I picked up the money and ran to a nearby shop to buy ice cream. "It's delicious," the king told me. Suddenly I feel that in this new time and space, it is meaningless. There is no lively and lovely brother here, only one. I almost cried to the king. "oh! It's getting late, let's go! "

"Woo-hoo, woo-hoo." My brother said a spell that no one understood. I covered myself and returned to that time and space five seconds later.

In the evening, my mother and I told a story about another time and space. Unexpectedly, my mother actually smiled and laughed enough. She said to me, "Silly girl, how can there be two time and space in the world?"

I see, so I was taken in by my brother! Ah! My snacks, my ice cream ..

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There are many interesting things in my fond memories of childhood. The most unforgettable thing is that I added wine to my father's goldfish.

On that day, mom and dad went out to work early. Dad gave me a note when he left, which read: Sprinkle salt water on dad's goldfish at noon. Oh! I danced with joy because my father usually wouldn't let me touch his goldfish. This time, I will sprinkle some wine and salt water on my father's goldfish. Suddenly, I thought, how can fish drink water? Well, actually, drinking some wine is also a good thing! Drinking wine can refresh you! So, I immediately took out the white wine left by my father, poured it into the fish tank, added a little salt, and it was done! I imagined that after I added wine and salt water to the goldfish, the fish became more lively and energetic. How interesting! All morning, I waited happily for my parents to come back, because I think they will be more lively and energetic when they see that I have added wine and salt water to the goldfish, and they will praise me! Finally, mom and dad came back. Dad looked at the goldfish bowl and said to me angrily, "Why are all my goldfish dead?" I said, "Didn't you ask me to add some wine and salt water to your goldfish this morning?" I did it! How could they all be dead? Add wine to be more lively and energetic! "Dad pointed to the note and said," Look clearly, what is this word? " I looked intently, "How did the word wine fly?" I asked. My mother smiled and said, "You are so careless that you think the spilled wine is wine!" " "I wanted to think, can't help laughing.

Through this interesting childhood story, I understand a truth: do everything seriously, don't be careless!

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When I was seven years old, I often believed what happened in cartoons, thinking that there were two time and space in the world, and I always dreamed of seeing what the other time and space was like.

One day, I accidentally told my brother my wish. My brother claimed to have magic and said that he would take me to another time and space. "Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-

"Get the quilt cover. After five seconds, you can go to another time and space. " My brother said to me in a hurry. I immediately jumped on the bed, covered my head with a quilt, and silently counted down in my mind: five, four, three, two, one. I can't wait to open the quilt and see my brother sitting cross-legged in the middle of the room. He looked at me and said, "In this time and space, I am the king and you are." Because I am the king. You must serve me! Why don't you bring the imperial meal? ! "My brother learned the king's accent on TV and said to me loudly. Although I was a little skeptical at first, my doubts were dispelled when I looked at my brother's serious appearance and heard his unquestionable orders. I ran upstairs and gave all the snacks my mother bought me yesterday to the king. The king has no manners. He took it and wolfed it down. Although I feel distressed, I can only helplessly look at my snacks. Why is it so hot? " The king looked out of the window and at me. "What's the matter?" I asked the king. He pointed at the sun and pointed at me. I understand what he means. He wants me to buy him ice cream. I picked up the money and ran to a nearby shop to buy ice cream. "It's delicious," the king told me. Suddenly I feel that in this new time and space, it is meaningless. There is no lively and lovely brother here, only one. I almost cried to the king. "oh! It's getting late, let's go! "

"Woo-hoo, woo-hoo." My brother said a spell that no one understood. I covered myself and returned to that time and space five seconds later.

In the evening, my mother and I told a story about another time and space. Unexpectedly, my mother actually smiled and laughed enough. She said to me, "Silly girl, how can there be two time and space in the world?"

I see. Besides, it turns out that I was fooled by my brother! Ah! My snacks, my ice cream.

5.

Some of my childhood was good, and some was bad. Such a thing happened in my childhood.

That day, I was bored at my grandmother's house. Just then, my good friend Fangfang came. I said to her, "Fangfang, let's go fishing together." Because it was a holiday, Fangfang readily agreed. We called our sister and came to the river with a small bucket.

The water in the river is very clear, and we can see pebbles at the bottom of the river. We took off our shoes, rolled up our sleeves and walked into the river. As soon as we entered the river, we felt a little cold. The ears of wheat by the river fluctuate with the wind, and the birds on the branches sing crisp songs. This scene is like a continuous picture scroll.

Suddenly, a small fish swam past me. Fangfang said, "Fish!" "I return to absolute being, looked into the water. This is a small fish. I approached it quietly and grabbed it with my hand when it wasn't looking, but it slipped away. Sister said, "Don't lose heart. "I summoned up my courage, grabbed it with my hand and quickly put it into the bucket. This time it didn't escape from my palm. Then we saw another fish. I approached it and grabbed it with my hand, indicating that this was my second trophy.

In the beautiful sunset, we walked home with our trophy-fish, singing cheerful songs.

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There are many interesting things in my childhood that I often recall, but the one that impressed me the most.

It was a Sunday, and my mother took me and a group of his colleagues to go fishing in Hanting Town. Early in the morning, after we arrived in Hanting Town by car, we walked a long dirt road and came to a big pond. The water in the pond is very clear, and the breeze blows, causing ripples and occasional large and small splashes. My mother said it was fish dancing. There are many plants by the pond that I can't name.

Uncle Yang is an expert in fishing. He first selected several seats around the pond, sprinkled fish food soaked in wine in advance, and let each of us take a seat. I stayed with my mother first. She hung a small earthworm on the hook, then threw the line and stood quietly waiting for the fish to bite. I thought that fish would be hooked soon, so I grabbed the fishing rod from my mother to raise money, and waited and waited. My eyes are sore and I can't see the fish, but Uncle Yang and others have already gained something. I couldn't hold back my temper any longer, threw away the fishing rod and ran to them to help them catch fish. In this way, I became a full-time fisherman. Whoever catches fish is called "Lele, catch fish!" " "I trotted off to harvest the spoils and watched the fish" jump "on the long fishing line under the flying fishing rod. Holding the fish in my hands, I gently removed the hook from the fish lips and carefully put it into the canvas bucket I brought. My mother has arrested a big Ondin, so I'll go there quickly. This fish is particularly beautiful, with a bright yellow body, a long tail and a flat mouth. I rushed over happily and tried to catch it. I didn't expect to be stung hard by the hard thorn on its back. As soon as I let go, it jumped onto the fishing line again. My mother said, "Weng Ding's fishbone is very hard. Don't catch it, it will hurt you. "I am unconvinced. I gritted my teeth and carefully avoided the fishbone, took off the hook and tried to put it in the bucket. I didn't expect this fish to be different from other fish! I don't have fish scales on me, but I am a sticky hand. I watched it escape from my palm and just slipped into a small wooden boat parked by the pond. In a rage, I went to the small wooden boat and grabbed it. When I got off the boat, I grabbed it carefully for fear that it would run away again. Unexpectedly, the boat flashed and I fell into the water. When my mother pulled me up, I still clung to the fish for fear that it would run away again.

It was dusk before I knew it. Time to go home. The adults packed their fishing gear. As for me, I was barefoot, wearing underpants, carrying wet clothes with a tree stick, sneezing and singing, skipping along the dirt road in the country.

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At the age of seven, I am a real "super glutton". Perhaps because of my gluttony, my "cohabiting friend"-the "chocolate" my mother brought to my dog when I was six years old was also gluttonous.

I like chocolate very much, and its every move is very gentlemanly. But the last thing I want to see is that it even eats bones with relish. I began to make a "little plan" in my mind: if I give it my milk chocolate, I can train it as soon as it is happy. If I train well, my parents will be very happy, so I can get double my pocket money.

Finally, it was time for my parents to go to work, and I started. I took out a bag of milk chocolate from the refrigerator and went into the chocolate room.

As soon as the chocolate saw me, it immediately shook its furry tail at me, as if to eat my chocolate. I picked up the chocolate and smiled and said, "Are you greedy? Do you want to eat? " "It thought I gave it a bone, so it wagged its tail a few times. I happily took out a piece for it, and "chocolate" glanced at it and went to play. I thought it was too little, so I gave it another piece and it wouldn't eat it. I was angry and thought, I still want to eat if I don't eat such delicious food!

The doorbell of "Ding Dong" rang and mom came back. I feel horrible. If my mother saw me feeding chocolate, she would never buy me chocolate. So, I tried to put chocolate in my mouth. The smell is really strange: it smells like dog saliva and thick milk, which is really bad.

I ate and ran to open the door. My mother saw my mouth full of chocolate and looked at me strangely as if I were a rare animal. Just then, a strange smell came out of his mouth.

Now when I see milk chocolate, I think of this horrible and interesting thing.

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My childhood was like those shining little stars. Now, I want to pick the most beautiful star and share with you my interesting story of catching chickens.

It happened when I was five years old. At that time, there was a big hen on the roof of our house. The Spring Festival is coming, and we are going to catch it for grandma.

The next day, I got up early and went to the rooftop with my father to catch chickens in a chicken coop. As soon as I got to the roof, I went to find a long stick to catch it. The hen screamed and huddled in the cage, but she wouldn't come out. I was so angry that I hit its nest with a stick and cried, "Hum! I can't believe you're not coming out! You wait for me! " After that, I took a stone and smashed it. When my father saw it, he quickly shouted, "Don't smash it! Don't smash it! It hurts, it can fly! " But dad said it was too late, and my stone hit the chicken impartially. The hen screamed in pain and ran out of its nest.

"ah! Oh, no! It will fly! " I was so anxious that I shouted and tried to drive it back to its nest with a stick, but it jumped off the wall and flew down from the tenth floor.

Dad immediately dragged me downstairs and finally reached the first floor. We were surprised to find that it was sitting firmly on the tree, pecking at the leaves casually, which really made me angry and funny.

In order to catch it, I immediately picked up a stick and ran after it, but it was particularly sensitive. We chased east and fled west, and we chased east. Soon, we were exhausted. So, I worked with my father, and I stood in the east to catch it. My father stood in the west to catch it. After several "catches", the chicken finally gave in easily and collapsed to the ground. My father runs forward, and you are still far away! "

Although it has been a long time, I still can't help laughing when I think about it now. How innocent and interesting childhood is!