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Chicken Soup for the Soul copywriting (selected 79 sentences) 1. Nothing can be achieved without taking action. As long as you are willing to walk, there will be a way anywhere. You can't see the beauty because you don't keep going. Life is all about action. When you are hesitant, you might as well take a small step first. 2. Don’t lose hope, you never know what tomorrow will bring. Many things are like the weather, which gradually gets hotter or colder. By the time you realize it, a season has passed. While you are young, while your dreams are still there, go where you want to go now. What you want to do, do it now! 3. The road of life must be walked step by step on your own. What can truly protect you is your own personality and cultural choices. On the other hand, what can really hurt you is your own choice. ?Yu Qiuyu's "Lend Me a Life" 4. Time is gold if you seize it, but it is water if you waste it. Ideal is a dream if you work hard, but it is just a delusion if you give up. Although you may not gain anything if you work hard, you will definitely gain nothing if you give up! 5. A sail, if not hung on a mast, is a piece of useless cloth; a mast, if not hung of sails, is an ordinary pillar; an ideal, if not put into action, is a mist; action, without ideals, is a walk in vain. There is no end of the road. 6. You have to force yourself to be better, because there are many bitches behind you waiting to see your jokes. So be tough on yourself and force yourself to work hard. In five years, you will thank yourself for being tough today and hate yourself for being lazy and having low self-esteem today. May you live affectionately in a ruthless world. 7. Don’t rush for life to give you all the answers. Sometimes, you have to be patient and wait. Even if you shout to the empty valley, you have to wait for a while before you hear the long echo. In other words, life will always give you answers, but it won't tell you everything right away. 8. Any gain is not a coincidence, but the result of daily hard work and persistence! Life is full of motivation because of dreams. I am not afraid that you will take a small step every day, but I am afraid that you will stagnate; I am not afraid that you will do something every day, but I will be afraid that you will do nothing. Persistence is a kind of perseverance in life; execution is a kind of persistence in hard work. 9. If you grow, everything can grow. The world didn't choose you, you chose the world. Since there is nowhere to hide, it is better to be silly and happy. Since there is nowhere to escape, it is better to be happy. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since you didn't get what you wanted, it's better to be relieved. 10. Where the heart is, there is the harvest. Time in life is limited, ability is limited, but effort is unlimited. Strive to be a kind person, a person with a sunny mind, and a positive person. Only when you are full of energy can you be inspired and infect the people around you. If you have a warm sun in your heart, the world will be warmed by you. 11. Anyone who comes into your life is worth it as long as he makes you a better person. Life is inherently lonely, and anyone who has accompanied you through a lonely time should be grateful from the bottom of your heart. 12. Don’t be cheap, don’t pay at will, don’t cater to others wishfully, there is no need to forcefully integrate into different circles. Instead of wasting your time on others, do the things you love. Keep learning and improve your personal quality, temperament and charm. This is something worth your efforts. 13. Don’t be pretentious when making money, and don’t be frivolous when spending money. Life really won’t be gentle to you because you cry, but you can live a charming life through hard work. 14. Later I realized that only by earning enough money to feel at ease can I live a simple, comfortable and free life and feel more confident in my life. So, spend more time working hard and less time being pretentious. 15. Nothing can be achieved without taking action. As long as you are willing to walk, there will be a way anywhere. You can't see the beauty because you don't keep going. Life is all about action. When you are hesitant, you might as well take a small step first. 16. The choices that truly make people better are not comfortable choices. But when you have gone through those difficult days and truly turned self-discipline into the norm of life, and have a healthy body, perfect posture or a rising career, you will thank yourself for being extremely self-disciplined at that time. 17. Growth means that when I was sad in the past, I didn’t eat or drink food, and I didn’t think about food and food. Now I can go to the kitchen and make myself a bowl of noodles while crying, and I don’t forget to add two poached eggs.

18. Everyone will have an extremely difficult time, embarrassment in life, frustration at work, pressure from studies, and constant fear of love. If you survive, your life will suddenly become enlightened; if you cannot survive, time will teach you how to make peace with them, so you don’t have to be afraid. 19. You have to work hard and earn more money so that you can support your food-loving stomach, fun-loving heart, and shopping and shopping habits. Even if you go from person to person, you can still live a good life. 20. No matter how big the stage is, if you don’t take the stage, you will always be an audience; no matter how good the platform is, if you don’t participate, you will always be an outsider; no matter how great the ability is, if you don’t take action, you can only watch others succeed. Only those who participate, work hard and work hard will gain! Nothing will fall into the sky, only hard work can make your dreams come true! 21. When you are thin and good-looking, and your wallet is full of money you have earned through hard work, you will suddenly realize that you have no time to worry about gains and losses, no time to guess, and no time to speculate on others. 22. It’s successful, no matter what you say, it’s right! Because everyone sees the scenery on stage and the halo above your head! When it fails, no matter how you explain it, it will be wrong because people believe that seeing is believing! So, just keep your head down and don’t waste time explaining! There is no growth without grievances, and there is no success without setbacks! 23. If you even need others to guide you to make money at work, and have people stare at you, look at you, coax you, encourage you, and advise you not to do it, then you should be poor! This is not chicken soup, this is reality. 24. If you don’t work hard, you will still be the same person a year later, just one year older. Everyone will die. Don’t let yourself have too many regrets when you are young. Don’t let yourself be unworthy of your ambitions and let down the hardships you have experienced. The happiest thing is that after a lot of hard work, Everything is slowly becoming what you want it to be. 25. There can be no poetry in life, but it cannot be without poetry; there can be no road in progress, but it cannot be without the pace of progress; there can be no experience in work, but it cannot be without learning; there can be no flashes in life, but there cannot be stains. 26. When you make up your mind to do something, then try your best to do it. Even if the thing does not achieve your expected return in the end, you still have to work hard to complete it. In the process, you will gradually realize yourself shortcomings and recognize what you really want. Give yourself a deadline, don’t tell everyone, and don’t hold back until you really do your best. 27. Don’t be afraid of pain, you will always get hurt in the next life; don’t be afraid, the wounds will become scarred one day. Use frustrations in exchange for life experience, and use strength as the strength to reach the distance. One day you will be grateful for the sufferings. Without them, your world would never have been as wonderful as it was. 28. You are angry because you are not generous enough; you are depressed because you are not open-minded enough; you are anxious because you are not calm enough; you are sad because you are not strong enough; you are melancholy because you are not sunny enough; you are jealous. , is it because you are not good enough? 29. As long as you are determined to do it, no one in this world can stop you. All the gossip and fueling the fire, as long as you don’t take it to heart, will eventually become a booster for you to realize your dreams. Remember: everyone has been humble once, but not everyone has been humble all his life. 30. Being busy is a kind of happiness, leaving us no time to experience pain; running around is a kind of happiness, allowing us to truly feel life; being tired is a kind of enjoyment, leaving us with no time to be empty; ups and downs are an experience, allowing us to truly understand Life. Live well and smile in my heart. 31. Life is like an old Chinese medicine doctor. If you go against him, he can cure you until you are on crutches. 32. Since I found out that my girlfriend had a child, I have changed a lot, such as: name, phone number, and address. 33. The reason why I didn’t escape from Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou was not because I had collected enough for the down payment, but because I could save money on the daily takeout together. 34. Shut up and open your legs. In the end you will find that you are just a big face. 35. When others laugh at you for being flat-chested, don’t cry! Tell yourself that you are a strong boy. 36. Good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls weigh more than 200 pounds. 37. Failure is the mother of success, but failure may be infertile. 38. Everyone is growing, but in different directions. You grow in the direction of the circle.

39. Exercise when you have time. You can't be single and fat at the same time. 40. Don’t wait, your unparalleled hero will not come, he is just an unparalleled trash. 41. It’s useless for you to have poems and distant places. Life will kill you no matter how far away you are. 42. Please cherish those who often stay up late, because they will not stay up until they die. 43. When one or two people said I was fat, I didn’t take it seriously, but when more and more people said I was fat, I knew the seriousness of the matter. There were really more and more liars! 44. Don’t be so negative. You have to firmly believe that as long as you insist on working overtime and working hard, you can let your boss drive a better car and live in a bigger villa. 45. For so many years, even the displays of affection on Valentine’s Day have failed to hurt me. The only thing that can torture me is lack of money. 46. ??No matter how busy you are at work, don’t forget to play Lotto. After all, it’s much harder for you to earn 10 million than it is for you to win 10 million. 47. When I was a kid, when I talked about dreams, I didn’t want to sleep all night; now when I talk about dreams, I just want to go to bed quickly. 48. Ever since I learned that my destiny is in my own hands, I feel that my destiny is probably ruined. 49. Grandpas come from grandsons, so now we have to focus on being good grandsons. 50. Are rich people really happy? Yes, they are really happier than you. 51. I heard that peeing against the wind will pee on your shoes. I tried it today, haha, it turned out to be a lie. Stop playing and go wash your face. 52. The barber talked too much nonsense during the haircut, so he just said again: "Your hair is quite dark." ?I said expressionlessly: ?Done. ?Then he stopped talking to me. 53. When I first entered middle school, in order not to be bullied, I lied to my classmates that I was the principal’s son. In the end, he was beaten by the principal's son! 54. I shook my head coolly after breaking up, and the wig fell out. 55. God closes a security door for you and also gives you a titanium alloy lock. 56. Long skirts are really troublesome. I accidentally wet them when I went to the toilet. I would like to remind you that if you wear women's clothing for the first time, don't try this difficult task. 57. You must admit: at least twenty pounds of fat on your body come from the words "cannot be wasted". 58. Do you know that one day, you will become the person you hate? Reply: To lend you auspicious words, I hate rich people. 59. Question: What actions should be taken to get 100 girls? Answer: Looking back and smiling, a hundred girls will be born. 60. I yelled angrily: "It's great to be rich!" ? ?The other party replied calmly: ?Yes, amazing. ? 61. Question: How can an expectant mother prevent her husband from cheating on her during pregnancy? Answer: I put estrogen in my husband’s daily meals. It is colorless, odorless and non-toxic, but it’s just a bit girly at that time. 62. Good looks can be eaten, so you should know why I am so fat. 63. My girlfriend is visiting her aunt, what should my boyfriend do? God’s reply: Treat it as your own. 64. During the unit’s congratulatory speech, a leader said: “I wish you all good health. Hold on, I’m out of words.” 65. There was a heavy rainstorm here a few days ago, and the houses were flooded. I was scared to death. Fortunately, my wife saved my life. If she hadn't been full of gas at that time, I would have been dead. 66. If you endure hardships, your heart will become even more clogged. 67. My mother said that since Huang Bo became rich and became rich, he looks more handsome. 68. Good looks are all the same, but you don’t have an interesting soul either! 69. If you like someone, be brave enough to tell them. Maybe you can even know what size you are. 70. My mother told me that when looking for a partner, you should not just look at other people’s appearance, but also look at your own appearance. 71. Don’t say that reading is useless. It’s just that your reading is useless. In essence, you are useless. 72. 30% busy, 70% busy, and finally make the most of life. 73. Your twenties are for getting rid of poverty, not losing your hair. 74. Everyone wants to be the boss, so who can work part-time, of course it’s you! 75. Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stick to my dream. ?Who are you that it’s the whole world’s turn to oppose you? 76. Can you please stop lying to yourself? Things gained through hard work are worthless, but it is extremely satisfying to get something for nothing. 77. A fat person cannot have temperament. The objective degree of this truth is equivalent to "people will die one day".

78. If you don’t want to answer my call, just say so. Don’t always ask China Mobile to say sorry to me for you! 79. Send a message to the person you like, but she doesn’t reply for a long time. Don’t worry about whether she is busy or not. She is simply chatting with other men.