How much do you know about humorous jokes in financial circles?

1, a trader said, "It's worse than divorce now. My property has shrunk by half, but my wife is still around. " Foreign laws stipulate that divorce should be divided into half of the property to the woman. )

I want to start a small company. What should I do? Answer: "simple, buy a big company first, and then wait for its assets to shrink, and you will have a small company ..."

In the face of the financial crisis, I bravely stood up and made great strides! This is because I can't repay the loan and the bank took my car.

4. Two financiers meet. A said morosely, "This crisis has made me upset and insomnia. How have you been recently? Did you sleep well? " B replied, "I slept like a baby." A face of disbelief: "Oh? Is it? How enviable! " "Oh, I cried all night, and I often have incontinence ... Isn't it like a baby?" B wiped her tears and said.

I want to withdraw some money from the ATM today. It says "insufficient funds ..." I don't know whether this refers to the bank or me.

6. What is the difference between a banker and a pizza? A: "Pizza can feed a family of four."