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Love O2O.

"Hi, my man" author _ Long Brown Sugar Water (easy and funny, highly recommended ~!

"You are my student, so what?" Tian Fan (I think it is a good article about the love between teachers and students, and the men are also very good.

"Tell Little Bear I Love Him" Tian Fan (I think all his books are guaranteed and warm-hearted.

"I depend! Submerged "King Kong Barbie (or classic teacher-student relationship ~

"Before Marriage" author _ Anan classic classic! The man is a doctor and his style is very funny.

Loving you is the best thing I have ever done. It's not bad to leave the man to be a doctor and take the warm route.

"Your Tianya My Cape" promises to stay away from this author's article ~ ~

"It's better to pull out a fire phoenix than a chicken (formerly known as a wolf riding a bamboo horse)" and "BG Love of a BL woman" are very lonely (these two articles are somewhat related, and the writing is very funny, but they are by no means white. I don't read Xiao Bai ~

"I depend! Overwhelmed "(classic text ~ ~ Is it a love between teachers and students ~? Male-dominated abdominal black type ~ ~

Fall in love with a girl (a bit like BG loves BL girls)

"4 19 love March" is funny ~

And the literature of black.f is good, the language foundation is great, and it is relaxed, funny and warm, as follows:

Love in the voice (warm winter, 28-year-old minor, housework)

Gu Man (writing about eating Shanshan)

Why Shengxiao Mo, Weiwei and Shanshan?

Which eye regards me as your brother? I love you with a voice like a pig? Tyrannosaurus rex also has spring? Sweet strawberry kiss? Twilight …

If life only meets for the first time.

Peaceful "Water North and South"

Yes man (childhood friends ~

"Good Words Freehand brushwork" is a bit like "Why Shengxiao Mo?

Dim light-baobab tree

Night Rose, Forgive Xue Ke, Mistletoe and Peacock Forest

son-in-law

Pengpeng's My Barbarian Queen

Xin Kai's two companions: a broken heart with black prince and a malicious love with the prince.

Guling's island owner is very good.

Ann Zu Ti's "Kill You" is tit for tat, and it will last for a long time.

The heroine of "Love in Dragon City" pretends to be frustrated

Xi Juan's "Magic Moment"

Who will play this candy for heaven? How can there be such a rogue in the world! Forget it without integrity and ambition, eat, play and fool around without shame!

The thief's wandering eyes are not stable for a moment, as if he would die if he didn't make trouble for a day. In this case, Jiao Yuan fell in love with each other in the scenic area and pursued him; That compartment, accidentally got the secret book of what to fish, and became a street mouse.

Jesus Christ. She is just an innocent little girl! The fiance married his wife, but the bride was not her. It was bad enough. Why did she run away with him?

She, she ... just wants to find a quiet place to heal and relieve pain, but the candy not only won't let people go, but also dares to say plausibly, "You are my dinner friend, and I won't go against you!" " 」

Listen! Is this human talk? !

I just want to like you gradually.

Author: Colin Zhan

It's her! That "monkey ass" who blushes more than four stars at every turn?

Ha ha! You can't find a place to walk in iron shoes, and you don't have to work hard to get it!

She may not know how much he cares about the "damn" things she did that year.

Mind that after all these years, he still sleeps with hatred every night.

Since there was no way to go to heaven, she broke into the hell around him.

Don't blame him for getting back at her, which he has always been proud of!

I didn't expect her to be so old and a mature woman.

But he still blushes easily, which makes him more addicted to "playing".

But even this would not be enough Anyway, she owes him an explanation.

If she doesn't answer him, he won't let her go easily.

Hey hey hey ~ ~

Xi Yuesha's "Good Childe"

She is the first witch in the Jianghu. She is ruthless and kills people without blinking an eye, but when she meets him, she will lose her mind unconsciously.

I have never seen such a coquettish and narcissistic man, who loves to wear exaggerated clothes, and even the carriage instead of walking is ... quite special.

So it's amazing to walk all the way with him. After all, she is a murdering witch worth 202,000 yuan, and his hopeless narcissism is her nightmare.

So she'd better stay as far away from him as possible. But no matter how she escaped, he always found or saved her, and even tried his best to tie her to himself.

It's just that he didn't catch her in exchange for sky-high silver. Is there another conspiracy? !

"True and False" Party

I just wanted to find a stable backer, but I didn't expect "that mountain" to be crooked. Although the way is a bit strange, but fortunately he can handle it.

Identity swap? He went to be a young master of the seaside castle and looked like his young master to sit in his casino? Sounds like a good deal.

Wow! Not only cost-effective, but also earned a picturesque "cousin" fiancee. But the atmosphere in the castle is really weird, as if something big is going to happen to him. ...

This is really a "big deal". It turns out that the master of the castle with high martial arts is made by one of his own; Does this mean that ... his life is in danger? Fortunately, his "fiancee" took good care of him and did not betray him.

It's just, after he fell in love with her deeply, what happened ... Is the disguise over?

Dan Xue Fei's Orange.

Orange is really angry with her father! Seven-year-old babies don't know what "women's honor and innocence" is. Dad just promised her a childhood kiss to her sworn enemy Sun Wuji. When she saw him, she was even more angry. He always smiles at her with a beautiful face and affectionate tenderness. How did she know that he had brought him up to tease her? She doesn't want to be stupid enough to marry him for life. She wants to ruin her marriage. She doesn't want to wait for him. Don't be his wife and slave ... Sun Wuji is not afraid of anything, just afraid that life is boring. Fortunately, there is an interesting and lovely orange girl living across the street from his house. Every time I see her stubborn appearance, he can't help but want to destroy her prestige. To tell the truth, he doesn't want to lose his freedom for a little game he played for the site as a child, but he doesn't mind getting married because she is so funny and boring.

The Noisy Cicada by Dan Xue Fei.

It is such a day that doomed the tragic fate of timid Liu Mengchan! It's all because she fucking caught her brother having sex with a man in bed, so her brother ran away, her mother was mad, her father was in danger, and she was unlucky.

Whether she likes it or not, she will go up the mountain to learn martial arts and fight for the Wulin competition! But the days of learning martial arts are really terrible. She often cries more than she sweats. With her kung fu, even she despises herself and can't win.

Fortunately, Master is a ray of spring in her life, and no matter how hard it is, she can survive it! It is also such a day that Pang Zheyan, who retired from Shanlin, can no longer be happy! He couldn't believe that he would accept this lame baby as an apprentice.

She is timid, timid, always in a panic, crying, unable to hold a knife, can't shoot an arrow far away, and is afraid of heights when she learns lightness skill. If she wants to win, it seems that she can only wait for her next life to be reborn.

However, even if she grinds people again, he is reluctant to leave her like this. ...

Mo Yan's Evil King

Speaking of escape ability, Shuiqing can be said to be invincible in escaping all over the world! So when she was hunted by Yin, the evil king of Chu, she could still escape and see the scenery along the way ~ ~

But the mistake is that she is just and wants to stand up when she sees the uneven road. As a result, she was caught by the evil king who was chasing her! He not only gave her a taste of hell, but also sealed her flying skills.

He also deliberately told people that she was his wife, so as to hold her hostage ... In that case, she can't be taken advantage of verbally by him for no reason, not only eating and drinking hard, but also living in vain, even if she can't finish eating!

But I didn't expect a careless prank to come true. They really got married, so now she can only eat and clean up and run for her life! Unexpectedly, Chu Yin refused to let go and chased her as his wife. What should I do?

Qiu Meng's "Overlord Nine"

Speaking of escape ability, Shuiqing can be said to be invincible in escaping all over the world! So when she was hunted by Yin, the evil king of Chu, she could still escape and see the scenery along the way ~ ~

But the mistake is that she is just and wants to stand up when she sees the uneven road. As a result, she was caught by the evil king who was chasing her! He not only gave her a taste of hell, but also sealed her flying skills.

He also deliberately told people that she was his wife, so as to hold her hostage ... In that case, she can't be taken advantage of verbally by him for no reason, not only eating and drinking hard, but also living in vain, even if she can't finish eating!

But I didn't expect a careless prank to come true. They really got married, so now she can only eat and clean up and run for her life! Unexpectedly, Chu Yin refused to let go and chased her as his wife. What should I do?

Qiu Meng's "Meat Steamed Bun".

Recently, the hottest thing in the Jianghu is that Gu, who is known as the first doctor in the world, was chased by Jianghu. It is said that the cause of the incident was that Dr. Gu was drunk.

A rash impulse is frivolous. Forget Qiu Gongzi, who is also a man? Dr. Gu, who is famous on the list of handsome men in Jianghu, must be masculine. The news broke the hearts of countless girls!

He's impulsive? He admitted that he had long wanted Xiang Xiao to forget autumn, but he denied that he was dazzled. At present, the master's master is obviously a beautiful red makeup.

Although she doesn't like talking, laughing or being gentle, her pure and indifferent temperament just touched his heart. Unfortunately, the beauty thinks he is too clingy and just wants to get rid of him.

Hum! He is the best imperial doctor in the world, and there is no other medicine at most. Just give yourself an aphrodisiac and see how she pretends to be okay. ...

Zhan Qing's My Mob

Dou Zhizhong is an invincible villain. Life has never been peaceful since he appeared in her life. He is the classmate of eldest brother and entrusted to take care of her, but to put it bluntly, she takes care of him more! He has a bad temper,

It happened that she loved to be attacked by an impulse and kept making trouble. She is so old that she wants to get rid of his big trouble, but she is so afraid of his heels that she tries her best. When a phone call came, she didn't want to go to his house to serve him. Somehow, she is more and more willing to be caught by him, and she is inseparable. ...

Dou Zhizhong also knows that he has a bad temper and is a standard thug. But the mob also has his spring, and Tong Naiqian is his spring. However, for the right woman, he won't fuck Prince Charming. Tough guys have tough guys' ways. Love doesn't have to be revealed, but it must be done directly.

I want to see her at once, but I'm afraid she will be afraid. Hugs can be delayed. For her, his rudeness can brake, and his gentleness can also depend on the situation. And there is always a spirit, which can be of some benefit in front of her. ...

Green Lotus Seed's "Embrace the Return of the Prince"

She was a great failing star in the 18th century. Master Yan pitied her and decided to give her a happy life and get rid of her bad luck.

Who knows, once again, she has become a rich woman comparable to a god pig! To remove fat,

She, Miss Shen, had to stay up late at night to do aerobics in order to lose weight, but she happened to meet the handsome Wang Zikang who was traveling incognito.

She is like a bad dog seeing a meat bun, ㄟ ... In short, she got him! First of all, a good word every day surprises him.

Eat his stomach with sweet and strange snacks, and the plan will be a great success.

Mo Yan's Falling in Love with Vampires

Qiu is an excellent female forensic. She is beautiful, intelligent, rational and calm. She has a beautiful and outstanding appearance, but she has been single for many years. Why? It turns out that it's not that no one is chasing, but that everyone who is chasing is scared away by her maverick!

Who taught her that she is a standard workaholic, specializing in autopsy, loving case reasoning, and her professionalism is unparalleled. Even dating for steak can't be separated from the topic of dead people. When others hear it, she is still calm.

If you want to chase her, you have to have rich connotation and extraordinary courage. No one meets the requirements, she just works wholeheartedly and doesn't love. But there are exceptions to everything, and she soon found someone interested-

On a full moon night, she was attacked by gangsters. At the critical moment, Farr in a black cloak appeared to save her! His eyes of different colors emit charming electric waves, and her elegant and mysterious temperament reminds her of the legendary vampire.

Hey hey! Curiosity was aroused and she decided to lock him in as the research object. ...

Tao Tao's Love Bean Blooms

In order to find dad, Doudou disguised as a man and mixed into the military camp.

And inexplicably became the waiter of General Hot. What bad luck

"Have you received military training?" He asked seriously.

"No." Adzuki bean shook his head.

"Can you make a gun with a knife?" He's getting a little impatient.

"No." Adzuki bean still shook his head.

"Then what are you doing on the battlefield? Die? " He growled.

"No, I want to run for my life." She instinctively covered her ears.

"Run for your life? ! Dare you run away from the enemy? ! "He shouted.

"no! I will bravely kill the enemy and cut off a hundred heads for the general. " She blurted out.

"Take a spear and type all the skills you have learned." He ordered.

"all right! But don't be angry, general. " She coughed.

I saw her holding a spear in both hands and shouting, "Ha! 」

Stab the spear forward, then retract it-

"It's over." She stole a look at him and whispered.

He stared at adzuki bean in disbelief and thought he was going crazy.

Oh, my God, he seems very angry. What should we do? Will he execute her? ...

Maybelle's Offline Chivalrous Woman

A thousand mistakes, it's all God's fault! I gave her father, who is known as the first swordsman in the world, and also gave her the lovely beauty of forever young teeth, but forgot to give her the most important wisdom root.

She can't practice peerless swordsmanship, nor can she fulfill her dream when she grows up-to be a chivalrous woman who is respected by everyone and can eat for free everywhere! Cat meowing ... she refused! Doesn't she want to be an ordinary nobody?

But how can an obviously unavailable thing exist? Got it! Just find someone with the greatest martial arts, borrow his seeds, have a baby, and when the baby grows up, hehehe ... she can be a mother and show off everywhere.

And she just went down the mountain, and she heard that the famous Luo Cha sect master in Jianghu would borrow his belly to have children. Wow, haha ... Great! She can't wait to apply at home, and after five passes, she won the "throne of having children", but it is very difficult for the father of the future child to do it.

Obviously, after giving birth, she is leaving! Without the trump card of children, how can her dream of chivalrous women come true?

Ling Shufen's The King Lost to the Empress Dowager and The Prince Wants to See the Princess.

Xia Qiaoen's Long Live the President

& lt New Princess Levin Crossing > Feather White

& lt Dear, love me again > Don't talk.

& lt infatuation only for you > Su Yuhan

& lt proudly fall in love with the poison king.

Introduction: In ancient times, he was a simple "xianggong", living in seclusion in the mountains, puzzled by amorous feelings, and full of jokes, which was worth seeing.

Brilliant hands and light

Introduction: In ancient times, the woman changed her name to meet the man in the Jianghu.

The owner of the castle is married! ?

Introduction: overbearing witch, funny.

Good luck and bad luck.

Introduction: Imitating martial arts, funny, money-loving childe and Jianghu beauty, highly recommended!

The mountains seem to smile in spring.

Introduction: Martial arts romance, relaxed and funny, is worth seeing.

The devil's groom

Introduction: In modern times, women chase men and women have false amnesia.

Good luck seems to fall from the sky ―― a godsend.

Introduction: Through time and space, from the Tang Dynasty to modern Taiwan Province Province, many jokes have been made, and a rare crossing from ancient times to the present is not bad.

Not BT. I don't like it.

Introduction: First-person self-report, a beautiful woman met Dr. BT, and a hilarious drama was staged, especially recommended!

The following are recommended by students. I haven't read it yet, but it's all good articles.

Come on stage with a smile

Copywriter: He always pays great attention to eye hygiene.

But this time he has to admit,

He is covered in pulp, and his clear eyes.

Where! This girl wants an image, but no image.

In terms of wisdom, being a man is simply an insult.

Discuss what kissing is in public,

I was tricked into thinking that I could go to New Zealand by train,

I hate to think that I have a secret crush on someone else for seven years.

But I don't have the courage to confess or even admit it.

She didn't make any noise herself, so of course her lover changed.

After all, he is also under the guise of homework and sports.

The candidate for president of the student union also won several classes.

No one can stand her old tune except him.

Really, with her, only he just happens to be-

Wanmei diamond-encrusted nanren

Copywriter: She is holding a wire with double-sided tape on the front.

Trying to send the wrong letter to the oolong postman,

Out of the neighbor's mailbox ...

And all this actually fell into the eyes of the neighbor's man!

But in the face of her stubborn behavior,

Not only did he not blame her, but he was gentle with her.

Oh ... Prince Charming in the fairy tale world is just like him.

Handsome, gentle, considerate and good-natured. ...

"You call that idiot can now prepare to die! 」

"You Lao tze I don't do this deal! 」

Who is it? Who is the speaker?

Damn it, which demon is talking about her prince charming!

If you dare to stand up-

Threaten ... That demon turned out to be-

Her prince charming! ?

"Dog" men and women with plugs!

Copywriter: Yes, he and she are really "friends in need" and their friendship is unparalleled!

It's just that anyone asks how they met, and he and she both have the same tacit understanding-refuse to recruit!

Are you kidding? I really want them to confess that he and she met because of a dog marriage.

Because they were chased by dogs, they were forced to send piles ... so where did their faces go?

So of course, he and she should hold hands, heart to heart, and keep secrets together!

But when he took her first kiss away and he didn't say a word of sorry,

Dare to insist that it's just the paste of "Sharon Beth" and tell her to leave it alone.

This, this, this ..... Show can bear it, but she can't. She decided to have a cold war with him to see who was better.

But when he was vicious by her, he took his luck to the extreme and became a real loser.

She is more reluctant than anyone else, and can't help but want to be nice and gentle to him.

Is this ... love? !

With this in mind, the two "losers and representatives of losers" immediately decided to join hands on the road to happiness.

It's just ... it's not hereditary to have a plug, is it

Brilliant feelings

Copywriter: Liang Fang has always stayed away from men. I didn't expect to be lured by my friend's threat, so I had to put down all my gestures and take the initiative to show my kindness to He's second young master. Incredible, handsome and domineering, he turned out to be a "gay"? She was confused by him-it was not until the moment when the wedding ring was put on her finger that she suddenly realized that she had been cheated.

& gt Lv Dan

Not terrible.