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Ask a joke, a couple climbed a steep slope and finally climbed it. My wife said it's a good thing I stepped on the brakes or I would have gone down long ago.
There is a very good couple together.
When they went to the mountain ring to attack the ridge,
The weather suddenly turned bad.
But they insisted on going up.
So I asked the woman to watch the camp.
As a result, he hasn't come back three days later.
That woman is a little worried.
I thought it might be the weather that delayed me.
Wait, wait, wait until the seventh day.
Finally, everyone is back.
It's just that her boyfriend is not here.
The companion told her
Her boyfriend died the first day of the attack.
We came back in time seven days ago.
Thought he would come back for you.
So they formed a circle.
Let that woman sit in the middle.
Just before 12:00, her boyfriend suddenly rushed in covered in blood.
Pull her out.
His girlfriend screamed with fear and struggled desperately.
Then her boyfriend told her
On the first day of the attack, a mountain accident happened.
All the people are dead, but he is still alive.
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