The funniest joke ever (longer one)

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, but it turned into a tea egg.

An egg ran to swim in the Songhua River and turned into a Songhua egg.

An egg that wanted to be a Songhua River went swimming in the Songhua River and accidentally detonated the Sinopec Jilin Branch. As a result, it was contaminated by benzene and turned into a stupid (benzene) egg.

There was an egg that ran to Shandong and turned into a Lu Dan.

There was an egg that was homeless and turned into a wild egg.

An egg accidentally dropped on the road and fell to the ground, turning into a guided bomb.

An egg ran into someone’s yard and turned into an atomic (yard) bomb.

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and turned into a hydrogen (green) bomb.

One of the eggs got sick and turned into a villain.

An egg went swimming in the river and turned into a nuclear (river) bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and turned into a flower.

There is an egg riding a horse and holding a knife. It turns out that he is Dao Ma Dan.

One of the eggs was very ugly and turned into a dinosaur egg.

An egg talked to a fool and turned into a fool.

An egg went to a hot spring in Japan and turned into a cannonball.

An egg is put into a pouch and becomes a poached egg.

An egg turned into a bomb when it was set for suicide bombing.

An egg swam in the Dead Sea and turned into a salty egg superman!

An egg rolled and rolled, and it turned into an egg.

Put an egg in the bowl and pound it hard, but it turns out to be a trick.

When an egg fell into the toilet, it turned into a rotten egg.

An egg was grabbed by a blind man and turned into a blind egg.

If there is an egg wearing leather clothes, it becomes a preserved egg.

One of the eggs grew bigger and turned into a duck egg

One of the eggs was accidentally left in the henhouse by the chicken and turned into a Christmas (leftover egg) .

There was an egg that was accidentally transformed from an ellipse into a circle by a chicken, and it turned into a New Year's Day (egg).

There was a basket of eggs that felt crowded, so they jumped out of the basket one after another, and turned into Satan.

There is an egg ranked second, a two-egg.

There was a turtle egg who claimed to be a golden egg, and a doctor's egg who claimed to be a silver egg. Later, when they participated in a CCTV program, they were both smashed by Li Yong.

A goose laid an egg, which is called a goose egg.

An egg accidentally ran into the bank's vault and turned into a safe egg (quail egg).

There was an egg playing a double role with a duck egg, and it turned into a double yolk egg.

The last egg in the world has become people’s precious egg~~~~~~~~~.

An egg accidentally ran onto the test paper and turned into a zero egg.

An egg farted and turned into a gas bomb!

An egg came into close contact with an iron pot and turned into a scrambled egg...

An egg was beaten flat and turned into a pole.

There was an egg who invested all his capital in the stock market and became a pauper.

There is an egg that keeps drinking high Lego, and it turns into a chicken cake (high)!

There is an egg that quarrels with tomatoes, that is: tomatoes quarrel with eggs. Later, they got into a fight and the egg lost because: the egg was too noodles (dandan noodles).

There was an egg that fell on the ground while walking, so it became Fudan University.

What exactly are eggs? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This is an eternal topic, so people often say: Eggs are...

There was a joke on an egg that made me forget the time, and then I stayed up all night.

An egg was carried on the back of a turtle and became a bastard.

Hold the pomegranate in your left hand and the egg in your right hand. Knock each other to get a grenade (egg).

There was a girl named Sugarcoat who put eggs into water and turned them into sugar-coated cannonballs.

A date with an egg is called Jordan.

There is an egg with the shape of an airport. Her name is Pingdan (Egg).

In the dark night, the eggs also turned dim (eggs).

Having an egg in its mouth is called Handan.

A chicken laid an egg, called an egg. This egg is not happy with the rice. After a few words of noisy rice, it becomes egg fried (noisy) rice.

Another chicken laid quail eggs and turned into premature eggs...

An egg climbed up the Eiffel Tower and turned into a cake (high).

There is an egg who tells cold jokes every day and becomes a cold egg.

Finally, eggs that love water are called water eggs, haha...