Take a look and smile

Take a look and smile

I told my friend that I was cold-blooded and could see through the world. She spread the word that I was cold-blooded

I remember my middle school teacher called me a troublemaker. The whole class of shit sticks burst into laughter. I don’t understand what those shits are laughing at. Anyway, I am a stick.

I was shocked when I saw the news today that a man stayed up late and died suddenly. Fortunately, I am a woman

The master said that I have been trapped by love in the past few years. I thought it was love, but it turned out to be the epidemic

The teacher praised me and said that I was a strong man who could hold back the whole class

I Not drunk or not, help me hold this road

Others practice driving: ignite the engine, step on the clutch, shift gears, release the clutch, and start walking, but I practice driving: get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way.

Confidence does not belong to those born in the 80s, 90s, or 00s. It belongs to those born in the 2000s. It belongs to those born in the 2000s and 2000s. It belongs to those born in the 2000s and 2000s. It belongs to those born in the 1980s and 2000s.

A mouse married a bat, and others laughed at him for his lack of vision. What do you know? , She is a stewardess after all

My wife said to my daughter: Relax, it doesn’t matter if you don’t do well in the exam. Your dad and I are still young, we can still live if we beat ourselves to death

Running a red light generally has two consequences, one is better than others A minute faster or a lifetime faster than others

My boyfriend said that I can celebrate Halloween if I take off my makeup, but you can celebrate Children's Day if you take off your pants

When I was a child, I drew a picture I went to buy a car for 100 yuan and the boss said the money was fake. Nonsense. Your car is not real either.

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