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Funny drama video of five men

Title: liar

Five actors:

Pub Kip: (the leading actor)

young people

The caretaker's wife (heroine)

young people

old people

Summary:

Once upon a time, there was a pub. Travelers and hunters will exchange silver bars for copper coins and eat some food here. The owner of this pub and his wife are very greedy. They always play tricks and cheat customers in transactions. One day, they cheated an old man as usual. They are very happy and think that they have gained a lot of wealth. Just when they were surprised, a young man secretly smiled. He said, "It seems that you have been cheated this time." He told the boss and his wife that these silver bars lured them into being cheated. The old man is an old liar, who has been engaged in the silver bar cheating business all the year round. Why ... A shrewd businessman was cheated by an old man.

Once upon a time, there was a pub. Travelers and hunters will exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The pub owner and his wife are very greedy. They always cheat customers by manipulating the scales. One day, they played a trick on an old man as usual. They are very happy. They thought they had made a fortune. To their surprise, a young man in the pub began to snicker. "It seems that you have been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingot contained lead. The old man has been a liar of fake silverware for years. How come... A clever money changer like a pub owner was cheated by an old man!

Narrator (narrator):

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to tell you a story today. Long, long ago, somewhere at the foot of Long Pai Mountain, there was a pub where travelers and hunters exchanged money for use inside and outside the town. Most people know that the pub owner and his wife are very greedy. They cheat people by tampering with the scales, and even charge extra fees for no reason.

One day ~

Scene one

The customers are laughing and drinking in the pub. A traveler came in and found a seat to sit down. )

Hunter 1: We killed many animals today. Let's have some more wine.

Hunter 2: Yes, that's a good idea.

Hunter 1: Let's eat.

Attendant: (seeing tourists coming in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have delicious food here, and of course good wine.

Traveler 1: Bring your best dishes!

Waiter: Very well, sir. Your food will be here soon.

Tourist 2: (walks to the cashier) Hey! How much should I pay?

Conductor: Ten yuan for food, five yuan for wine and three yuan for service. A total of 18 coins were spent.

Tourist 2: What! It's too expensive. You ripped me off.

T.K.: If you want to eat for free, you will get an misfortune.

Tourist 2: (reluctantly throwing some coins on the counter and angrily walking out) Don't expect me to come back again.

At the same time, an old man comes downstairs.

Order some food before checking out. )

Moderator: Sorry. May I order now?

(Walking out from behind the counter) Hello! My dear friend. You didn't pay me yesterday. Fifty coins for accommodation, thirty-five for meals and five coins for cleaning.

(surprised) What! I only stayed for one night. Besides, I have to pay so much money. That's ridiculous!

T.K.: Don't you dare stay in my pub for free!

(One of the two young men comes to the old man. )

Y.M. 1: You two calm down. Uncle Wang, how have you been recently?

Moderator: OK. What about you?

Y.M. 1: ok. Thank you.

(Interrupting their greetings) Pay me first and talk slowly.

Y.M. 1: (to the custodian) Just a moment, please. (Turning to the old man) Your son has been doing business with me in Changzhou. He asked me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chaozhou. I didn't expect to meet you here. (Handing the old man a letter and a bundle of silver ingots) Please accept this.

Moderator: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?

Y. oh, no, I can't. I have to leave here to do another thing.

The young man gave the old man a big bag of silver ingots and left in a hurry. )

(to the pub owner) My son gave me money as my living expenses again. But please read this letter for me, because my eyesight is not as good as before. I have more than enough money now. Can I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I'll tip you ten more coins.

Why should I read this letter for you?

(Walking out from behind the counter) There is nothing to argue about. (Pulling the pub owner aside and whispering to her husband) We have nothing to lose.

T.K.: (reluctantly tearing open the letter and reading it)

Dear father, how have you been recently? I am doing business in Changzhou now. My wife is pregnant again. The children are filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. After three years in business, I made a fortune. This is fifty taels of silver for you. I think it's enough for you to live a comfortable life. I will go home in two months. ~ finish you well.

Your son

O.M.: (gives the package to the wife of the tavern owner) What a good son! Now take the money I owe you and change the rest into coins.

(Opening the package in shock) Wait a minute! That's really promising.

(to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us.

Jing M.Guo: All right. You gave me more money than you needed to pay. Ah ... let me see. (Pretending to weigh the silver ingot on the scale) Hmm ... exactly 50 taels. Now the exchange rate of 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are the 4000 and 900 coins you kept for yourself.

O.M.: That's what my son told me in his letter. So, goodbye.

Waiter, waiter, take this gentleman to the door.

The old man left the pub with a coin. )

K.W.: You can't believe it. The fifty taels of silver weigh sixty taels. His son must be too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know that they could be exchanged for 6000 copper coins. So we want twelve taels.

T.k.: that's great. We made a fortune today.

Y. (smiles at the manager) Are you sure about the silver box? You'd better check again.

What do you mean by that?

(cutting an ingot) Oh, my God, I ...

Oh, my God! We were cheated. I must get my money back. Do you know where I can find him?

(Holding out his hand with a smile) I know, but ...

T.k.: no problem. Unless you tell me where to find him, I'll give you a silver or two.

A silver or two? ... he's in a town

Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.

Y.M. 2: three two? He is in a village.

T.K.: All right, five taels, no more.

Y.M. 2: 520? ... in the east of a village, there is a temple. ...

Ok, ok, twelve taels of silver, you tell me the exact place.

Y.M. 2: It's a deal.

Hunter 1: Let's go with him.

K.w.: waiter. Take the scale and go with them.

(Most customers agree. )

Scene 2

The pub owner left his wife and went to the place described by the young man. This is a hotel. The old man is drinking with many people there. )

T.K.: Then, here you are. You, liar. You lied to me and you dare to have fun here.

Oh, come on, my friend. Eat dink with me.

(The pub owner pushes the old man's hand away. )

T.K.: Don't talk so much. Give me my money back.

Did I cheat you? This is a mistake, my friend.

T.k.: (angrily) mmm ~! You can't deny it! Those silver ingots you gave me are fake. There is lead in it.

Compere: How do you know that the silver ingot is mine?

T.K.: Let me show you.

(The pub owner puts the silver ingot on the scale. )

(showing his son's letter to others) Look. They weigh sixty taels of silver. My son wrote 50 taels in this letter. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.

T.K.: I, I, this, this. ...

Onlooker: (grabs the pub owner and gives him a good beating) You are dishonest. And you are trying to comfort the poor old man. Let's throw him out.

(Light dims)

Scene 3

The pub owner left the village exhausted. )

(expecting her husband) Oh! Oh, my God! What's the matter with you?

T.K.: Don't talk to me. Close the door.

What's the matter, dear?

T.K.: Close the door. This is my decision.

(The pub owner uttered this sentence in dismay. )

I'm asking you what happened! Why are you so depressed!

T.K.: l ... can you believe it? I was fooled by that old man.

K.w.: oh! Oh, my God! You don't say! "oh-".

Now you can understand why I am so depressed,

I'm as angry and sad as you? Why are you angry with me?

(Shouting to his wife) Those two guys fooled us. Be quiet.

(Depressed) You! You!

To the surprise of the couple, the old man suddenly appeared in the smoke. )

Look at me carefully and see who I am.

(surprised) Why are you here?

O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a god, and these two young people are my sons. ! Let me teach you a lesson. Friend, stop lying! Do business honestly. If you don't stop cheating others, you will suffer from what you have done.

After his suggestion, the old man disappeared into the smoke. )

T.K.: I dare not lie again.

K.w.: yes! Me too!

Scene 4

Tourist 4: May I check out?

T.K.: Won't you stay a little longer? Are you dissatisfied with our service?

Tourist 4: No, no. Everything is fine.

T.k.: ok. Please wait a moment and have some tea. Thirty coins were spent in all.

Tourist 4: It's very cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.

Goodbye.

Narrator: Since then, the pub owner and his wife have been very kind to people. More importantly, they even help the poor in need.

it's over