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No matter in school or in society, everyone will often come into contact with quotations. Quotations refer to the records or excerpts of a person's speech. Still struggling to find excellent and classic quotations? The following are the classic quotations I compiled for you, which are for reference only and I hope to help you.

1, not because you are great, so you have ideals, but because you have ideals, so you become a great person.

2. You once loved someone to a hundred percent. Today, you love another person, but you are not the same as before. You can't love another person completely. A person is old, or grown up, has experienced too many things and watched too many joys and sorrows. He can't go back to 100%, and 80% is the limit. -Zhang Xiaoxian "My favorite person is you"

3. Be a sober person, look on the world coldly, ask the world for what you want, do what you want, become what you want to be, grasp what you should grasp, give up what you should give up and betray what you should betray. I think this is really cool. -Shui Mu Ding "I wish you had been treated gently by this world."

In fact, sometimes people are not satisfied with the feelings of others.

She can be ugly, but she must not be desecrated. Every ordinary-looking girl has a hopeful seed in her heart. If you give her sunshine, she may be able to bloom the most beautiful flowers in the world.

6. You never advised me to leave. I never advised you to stay. You have your insistence, and I have mine. You have your face and I have my dignity. You have your story and I have mine. So, you have your direction and I have my direction. You, leaving is your business. Me, staying is my business. Never look back, why not? Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names. That's it, mountains and rivers will never see each other again.

Every time I see him, it's like seeing him for the first time. -"Fangfang"

8. I don't want to get married when I love it most. When you want to settle down most, you meet someone who is not necessarily your favorite. Maybe this is marriage. You gave your youth and love to ta, and finally gave your life to another ta. This is the order in which life appears. One is tired of falling in love until the end of life, and the other is forgotten in the rivers and lakes but missing and crying. A stunning time, a tender time and puppy love are not as good as loving properly.

9. When you meet love, you don't need an explanation or a reason, just like a dead tree meets spring. Standing on the ferry of memories, I met love, met a season of spring flowers, gained an understanding and tasted the joys and sorrows of life.

10, don't take someone too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person's heart.

1 1, don't just pursue beautiful appearance, it will deceive your eyes; Don't just pursue wealth, it's just a passing sight; Pursue the person who makes your heart smile.

12, some people say that time makes people forget the pain, I don't think so. Time can only make people get used to pain.

13, you should cherish people who take the initiative to talk to you, chat with you, send you a text message, or even chat after you say "hmm", because no one will be full to please someone who doesn't care.

14, pay for your choice. Pay for vanity, arrogance, laziness, ignorance and weakness. Tell yourself that you deserve it, no matter how smart others are before, from the moment you make a choice, the responsibility lies with you.

15, is there anyone who will join hands with you, even if it is just a name, and let it accompany you?

16, I hate that I get betrayal with my heart, and I hate that I trust others and get away.

17, maybe a person has to go a long way and experience the sudden prosperity and desolation in countless lives before he becomes mature.

Be a warm person. Be a person who loves to laugh. Happy and know how to be happy. Happiness will infect the happiness of people around you. Try to do better. Occasionally willful, but not sharp. Occasionally sensitive, but not neurotic. I am willing to share all the happy and unhappy things with you. If you are happy, just smile and let everyone know. When you are sad, you cry and pretend nothing happened.

19, keeping the wound a secret will only hide it, and the injury will be deeper. Taking the unbearable as a joke will get stronger and stronger.

20. The shallowest relationship is that if you make a mistake, he will forget all your goodness; The easiest mistake to make is always quarreling with the person you love, but telling the truth to strangers.

2 1, I'm waiting for someone who will set my photo as a mobile phone screen. He will spend every holiday with me. He will be alone in my heart. He will give me a little surprise and romance. He will take many photos with me. He will leave me messages in my space every day. He will introduce me to all his friends. He will urge my life to care about my mood. He will tell me every day.

22. Those tears that are hard to hold back are often defeated by a comfort.

23. Distance probably means: You know I didn't sleep, and I know you didn't sleep, watching each other's updated news, but you couldn't say a word. Obviously, you approached me first, but I was the last to leave. I forgot how long we haven't spoken, and I almost forgot why I had so much to tell you in the first place.

24. Don't always listen to sad songs, don't always think about the past, don't let the past hold you back, and don't let the future down.

25. If you miss a woman who loves to rummage through her mobile phone, you will meet all the women who love to rummage through her wallet.

26. Don't abandon the people who have been with you because of freshness. People who really love you don't knock you out at once, but spoil you in the long run.

27. You should remember that a little flaw exposed to each other in love may be magnified tenfold by the passion and mediocre time that faded after marriage, and eventually become a dog skin plaster attached to your marriage.

28. I used to think that persistence means never wavering, but now I understand that persistence means hesitation, retreat and spirit, but I am still moving forward.

29. No matter how sad a person is, don't bring these bad emotions to unrelated people. They have no obligation to bear your pain. When you encounter difficulties, you must try your best to find a solution. No one will feel your pain. You must solve it yourself. There is nothing you can't pass. You should be your strongest backing.

30. Some things can only be accepted when they happen. Some people can only let it go if they lose it. Some roads, you can't turn back when you choose. Life is so helpless.

3 1. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, while hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.

32. One day someone will come into your life and let you know why you have no result with others.

33. Don't wait until the last straw to give up people who are not suitable for you. Time is the most precious wealth. When it is time to turn around, turn around and leave. Even if you want to live a sad life, you should understand that this is a mistake and you don't need to take time to prove it.

34. The age of struggle should not choose to be lazy. Only after a period of touching yourself can you become the best yourself.

35. The essence of life is conscious life, and the wisdom of life is what live high wants.

36. Slow fever is for fear of disappointment. After all, every investment is to do everything well.

If you don't have the ability to clean up the mess, don't indulge in fickle emotions.

I know I am your will, but I still regard you as my whole.

One day, I will meet the person who is willing to bend over for me. We don't talk about dignity, money, and only talk about being together for life.

40. Life is never fair. How much you get, you have to rely on it to try your best and live hard.

4 1, people who hurt you can forgive, but don't laugh easily; People who betray you can forget it, but there is no need to save it.

42. When a person feels very satisfied, his heart is not tired, his body is not tired, and he has nothing to ask for, his heart can be safe, and happiness is among them. When a person feels full, plays well, sleeps well and doesn't care, happiness is among them.

43. Some people say that women's real happiness is not as diverse as men's happiness, and there are usually only three kinds: falling in love, going shopping and going back to their parents' home.

44. Every gift you hate has a past in which you didn't work hard enough.

45. I can't sleep at night because my thoughts are always knocking at the door. I got up and prayed for you, with the most sincere words. Dear you, if I were an angel, I would only protect all your happiness.

What you can't get is not the best. He has been waiting for you, but you are still longing for him. That's the best.

47. Facing a man who no longer loves you-nothing is appropriate. Well dressed is grandiose, poorly dressed is ugly. Silence is depressing and talking is boring.

48. Time has told me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.

49. True love needs to wait. Anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

50. Only when you are with your truest self can you meet the right person.

5 1. Some people are very nice. You really want to fall in love with them, but you just can't. Some people are not so nice, but you just can't help loving them.

Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and a heart to feel.

53. Hui Ji will get hurt and her relationship will not last long.

54. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

55. I hope to have such a person who doesn't dislike my bad temper, my bad habits and the situation at home. He will always stand by my side and will grow old together if he is not careful.

56. When you think someone is mysterious, you will be attracted; When you think a person is romantic, you will fall in love; However, all this is fleeting. Life begins when you feel that a person has become a habit.

57. No matter how well you do it, you should also be down-to-earth, always thinking about returning to zero, constantly returning to zero, and starting from scratch.

58. The most important person in life, by your side, may only feel a little warmth, not more remarkable than a cup of hot tea. But when you lose it, you will feel that the whole world has been abandoned in an instant.

59. There are fewer and fewer important people around us, while those who stay with us are more and more important.