Kunming jokes folk songs

When I was a freshman, my classmate got up in the middle of the night and just climbed halfway. The person sleeping opposite shouted, "Be careful". My classmate stayed on the ladder for a long time, only to find out later that it was the man talking in his sleep.

A college classmate: "I went to the moon! ! ! China! ! ! "-Like a patriot! ! !

We had a month's military training in the army, and our meals were poorly controlled every day. A buddy shouted in the middle of the night: "That piece of braised pork is mine, don't grab it!"

A classmate, who went cycling during the day, was still excited at night and then fell asleep. We play cards. After a while, the man said, "Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "

Freshman, late at night! Everyone else is asleep. I am playing computer by myself. Suddenly I sat up and said calmly, "Then flowers are blooming …" I was shocked and asked, "What are you doing?" He fell down. After a while, he sat up again: "That's as sweet as honey ..."

I shared a dormitory with the monitor when I was a freshman. At about one o'clock, I heard him shout, "What are you doing? ! Sit down for me! " I almost fell asleep at that time. I was scared by him, woke up and slept for a long time. The next day, everyone said he was awake, but the monitor was embarrassed to say. ......