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Solret's classic lines

Vest: "A sound soul resides in a sound spirit and a sound body." (at the beginning of each episode)

Soul: "posture and shape are not problems, but' soul'." (The first episode, before the battle with Jack the Ripper. )

Father Ma: "Ma Jia-"(In the first episode, when I cried with a doll in my arms, PIA immediately killed me ...)

Beya: "Pumpkins, pumpkins, Halloween cannons." (The first episode, this is better than killing people ...)

Ma Dad: "Ma Jia-Dad really loves you and mom-really-really-"(episode 1, running outside the store) Soul: "Don't disturb the cool guy!" (The first episode, before Beya was killed, although it was an affair ...)

Black star: "I am the only one in the world, and I am the protagonist of the world!" " (The second episode, during the confrontation) Chun: "The sound is too loud, it has long been exposed ... the future can be imagined." (Episode II, Ending)

Children: "Left-right symmetry is my aesthetic." (In the third episode, I won't explain this much .....)

Child: "I am an ugly pig, I am an imperfect garbage ..." (episode III, hammering)

Vest & Soul: Resonance of Soul! (The fourth episode, the wife is too gorgeous. )

Dead teacher: "I am a person who can't lie, but that was before I died." (the fifth episode, the end of the tutorial. )

Vest: "Please give me a break." (episode 5, before the doctor enters the classroom)

Vest: "This may be the first time I want to see my father." (The fifth episode, see the postdoctoral fellow. )

Think of the sisters with two guns ... Patty: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..." (laughs in every episode)

Liz: "Slow down, slow down, slow down ..." (third place)

"Teach people goose bumps. . . "-Child" Oh, my God. . . "-Justine" I am such a man. " -Dead man