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Why do Chinese and American co-productions always suck?

Sino-US cooperation in filming is just like the "real estate speculators" of the Reservoir Forum and his ex-wife Zhu can actually get married.

Zhu's scholarly family, Europe's success depends on real estate speculation;

Zhu completed Kong Zhong's IPO to the United States, completed China Mobile's acquisition of Pakistan Telecom, and 20 14 was the general manager of Wanda Risk Control. Now he is the VP of Meituan Review Group;

The achievements of Europe, climbing into bed every night will show off "how many leeks have been harvested today" and "how many suites have I won";

How can we make their marriage last? !

Ou Chenggong said: They have been bored since they arrived at 19 months!

So is China's co-production. The grandchildren of Hollywood think that they have been awesome in the world for hundreds of years, and China people say that they are rich;

Hollywood looks down on the "nouveau riche" of the Silicon Valley elite, and the Silicon Valley elite also looks down on Hollywood's "twilight years"! Hollywood and Silicon Valley have cooperated for many years, but the two sides have not found a good form of cooperation.

China people are new here. How can they cooperate with Hollywood?

Gao once told a joke: "Wang Jianlin once met Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise through the famous Hollywood producer Carson Berg. As a result, Wang Jianlin was late Kasenberg asked the reason for being late, and Wang Jianlin said, "My private jet is parked a little far";

Kasenberg replied, "My private jet didn't stop very close!" " "

In short, there is a time lag in the transformation of economic strength into economic influence.

It doesn't mean that you earned more than a dozen small goals today, but you will be particularly literate tomorrow. It takes three generations of wealth to cultivate a noble. This is not a function word!

You know, when 1900 started, the United States almost ranked first in the world in economic aggregate, and Hollywood really stood out in the world after 1950!

Moreover, during World War II, American soldiers spread all over the world and brought movies to the world by the way! In this way, it took 50 years!

What is fame? Many people know you;

What is a celebrity? Many people want to pry into your private life!

So if China and the United States really co-produce movies, they should also cooperate with Hollywood at 1940s. At that time, both sides were in the process of cultural rise and had the same topic.

So, don't worry, as long as China's economy develops steadily, its cultural competitiveness will be globalized sooner or later, which will never happen overnight!

The films co-produced by China and the United States really suck, but the United States is not born with 100% exams, is it?

Why worry? !