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What should I prepare for my ex-boyfriend's wedding?

In the imagination of my bad friends who know me well, I must set up an "ex-girlfriend" table on the wedding day to collect seven anger that can summon my mother-in-law. But a joke is a joke after all, but it is sheer nonsense to think that we can laugh at each other in this glass of wine with a festive atmosphere and wish each other happiness. The predecessor's participation in the wedding banquet is basically equivalent to putting himself on the stage and pointing at others, bearing the aura of "predecessor". Before he appeared, he was put on a soft spot and looked like a knife. Before the banquet, he has torn you to pieces, read all the lines on your bones, and added all kinds of inexplicable interpretations. Why recruit yourself? On the other hand, as a person who wants his ex to come to his wedding and at the same time flaunts that everything is in the past, if his heart is not full of malice of showing off or revenge, it is full of sitcoms and Mary Sue. It is not good to ask for blessing, nor is it good to ask for witness. You don't have ulterior motives in choosing your predecessor. No matter whether your heart is good or bad, you just have nothing to do to trouble yourself.