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1995 what happened on the Beijing 375 bus?
One night, a girl got on the last bus at night, and there was no one on it. There is only an old man and a driver. At this time, he drove to a platform and two people got on the platform. The two men also dragged a comatose man on the bus. That man reeks of alcohol.
At this time, they got on the bus, and the two men also scolded: You idiot, who told you to drink so much? Let's take you home. . After a while, the old man suddenly scolded the girl: Why did you spit gum at me? Girls say I don't eat gum at all. The old man took out a piece of chewing gum and insisted that it was a girl's vomit. Then the old man stopped the driver and told the girl to go down, and the driver stopped. Girls are not afraid of him, anyway, a thin old man can't take her. I'm going down.
After going down, the car drove away, and the girl wanted to continue to argue with the old man. The old man said: I'm sorry, I was trying to save you. If you hadn't got off the bus just now, I was really in a hurry. Unfortunately, I couldn't save the driver. What did the girl say? The old man said, didn't you find it? Those two people are dead. Those two men must have killed that man. Because the drunken person's body should be soft, while the lifted person's body has become stiff. It was the murderer who spilled wine on him, making people think he was drunk. So as not to arouse suspicion.
As a result, it was reported in the news the next day that the bus suddenly went over the mountain while driving to the mountainous area, and the driver and a passenger died. And the dead passenger is the one carried by those two people. As for how the two men escaped by themselves and let the car fall into the mountains, I don't remember. Anyway, the murderer created an accident that was killed by a bus to get rid of his crime, and the old man who helped the girl get off the bus was a famous forensic professor.
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