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What do you mean by four dolphins?
Four little dolphins
Aix is the French Spring City, and Little Square is just around the corner. There are stone carvings and gurgling springs in the center of the square. They crossed Mihab Avenue, which is still busy outside the hotel, and walked to the "Four Little Dolphins" spring in the south of the city.
Zeng Jian seems a little absent-minded, and casually asks Joey what he thinks of this hotel. Joey said, "What else is there to say? Nature is the best, but somehow it feels strange. " Jian once asked her what was strange. Joey can't seem to give enough reasons. It took a long time to say, "I recalled my time traveling alone in Europe from time to time along the way." At that time, we always chose the cheapest accommodation, often youth hostels, airports, railway stations, beaches, and even matchbox-like small rooms. It's hard to say, but every room is like a part of life and unforgettable. This time, I feel like a judge of a star-rated hotel. Although I am extravagant, I can't tell the taste. In fact, we are very tired every day and fall asleep when we come back. After all, how much can those gold silk pillows and silver satin quilts bear? "
Zeng Jian, who has always been good at arguing with her, seems to be absent-minded today, just echoing: "I know what you mean, and all the ostentation and extravagance specifications are in place, but people are not in a state of full appreciation." Joey suddenly became happy and said, "This is what I want to say, but I can't express it right away. Now I know what I want to say-people who have leisure to enjoy often have nothing to eat, while those who have money to eat often can't say anything. " Zeng Jian said with a smile: "This is life!" Joey smiled and said, "Yes, c'estlavie! "
Two people are walking and have reached the Fountain of "Four Little Dolphins". The "Four Little Dolphins" Square, which is crowded with people during the day, is like a beach at low tide, empty, and only four springs are heard gurgling from the dolphins' mouths. Lights are on in the surrounding houses. Through the carved iron guardrail on the balcony outside the window and the white gauze curtain that fluctuates with the wind, the lights are dim, warm and clear, as if every balcony at night is a stage, and the protagonist on the stage is the lamp.
Jane used to sit on the rock by the fountain. The rock is wide and long, and it is cold and slippery at night. On the night of June in the south, the air seeps into their bodies like fresh and cold draft beer, and the stars twinkle in the ancient night sky. The sea breeze blowing from Marseille harbor brings the news of summer.
Zeng Jian lit a cigarette, took two puffs and asked Joey, "Do you know why I went to Hong Kong that year?" Joey paused and said, "Aren't you going to attend some Asian Independent Film Festival?" Zeng Jian looked at the flashing red light of cigarette butts and said, "There is no film festival at all. I just heard that you are in Hong Kong, and my thoughts about you are growing wildly, so I took the Star Ferry to see the sea and see you. Look at the face and listen to the sound. "
Joey was silent for a long time before he said, "As a result, you saw the newborn baby and heard his voice." Zeng Jian sighed and said, "Yes." Neither of them said a word, only heard the sound of the fountain behind them, like a cheerful southern song.
Joey didn't know what he was thinking and asked, "What happened today? I think of these things. " Zeng Jian said, "Before dinner, Zhu Mei told me what you said in her room that day." Joey immediately became uncomfortable and said, "What did she say!" " Zeng Jian asked her sternly, "So, you really never loved me?"
Joey was shocked and said in a very subtle voice, "We are all getting old ... Besides, have I ever loved you?" What does it mean to you? "
Zeng Jian suddenly stopped talking, smoked a few cigarettes, was silent for a while, and then suddenly said, "I still remember you at that time, so thin, obviously unhappy, unmarried, seriously short of sleep, and anxious to take care of your children." You said you wanted to live independently and enjoy the colorful world. You said you were hopelessly waiting ... do you know I've been waiting for so many years? Wait for you to change your mind and leave the person you met in France! "
Joey was speechless for a long time, and the silence between them was like a dangerous ocean. He is waiting for her to speak first. Joey said slowly with tears in his eyes, "Jian Xian, you know I am a person who refuses to believe. It's too beautiful to be true. " Zeng Jian is sitting next to Joey. In the moonlight, his familiar eyebrows, soft lips and faint fragrance. This is Joey's eyebrows, Joey's lips and Joey's smell. Although it's been ten years, it's still Joey in front of me. He found a familiar angle and kissed him on the side of the head. ...
Joey didn't move, let him kiss, as if time had been reversed for ten years, and the girl's feelings were possessed again. The spring breeze is coming again, the waves are rising again, the sun is warm, all the animals are awake, and they are a little drunk after drinking ... She never imagined that the result of this trip would be like this.
After a while, Joey seemed to remember something and said, "There are only a few days left in this trip. Don't tell me anything yet. Too embarrassing. " Zeng Jian smiled and said, "I see." After dinner, he tried again, "I'll come to your place tonight?"
Although Joey can't see himself, he feels a piece of heat burning on his face, burning his neck, shoulders and arms. She looked on fire, grabbed her hand and spat, "Who told you to go, sneaking around, making people look embarrassed!" Zeng Jian said with grievances: "Heaven and earth conscience, what law have I committed?"
Joey ignored him, got up from the rock, walked back and said, "It's late at night, I'm going back to bed." Zeng Jian followed her from behind and said, "Joey, look up at the moon in the sky." Looking up from the bridge, I saw a pale yellow full moon hanging in the dark blue night sky, and the shadow of the sea of tranquility in the month was clearly visible, as if it were particularly close to people. She said to herself, "Why haven't you seen such a beautiful moon sitting there before?" Zeng Jian answered for her: "Because it was covered by a house before. Looking at the moon, I think of Fan Zhongyan's Farewell hanging in your house. I like "every year tonight, the moonlight is like practice, and people are thousands of miles long" ... what did you say in the last few words? "
Aix is the French Spring City, and Little Square is just around the corner. There are stone carvings and gurgling springs in the center of the square. They crossed Mihab Avenue, which is still busy outside the hotel, and walked to the "Four Little Dolphins" spring in the south of the city.
Zeng Jian seems a little absent-minded, and casually asks Joey what he thinks of this hotel. Joey said, "What else is there to say? Nature is the best, but somehow it feels strange. " Jian once asked her what was strange. Joey can't seem to give enough reasons. It took a long time to say, "I recalled my time traveling alone in Europe from time to time along the way." At that time, we always chose the cheapest accommodation, often youth hostels, airports, railway stations, beaches, and even matchbox-like small rooms. It's hard to say, but every room is like a part of life and unforgettable. This time, I feel like a judge of a star-rated hotel. Although I am extravagant, I can't tell the taste. In fact, we are very tired every day and fall asleep when we come back. After all, how much can those gold silk pillows and silver satin quilts bear? "
Zeng Jian, who has always been good at arguing with her, seems to be absent-minded today, just echoing: "I know what you mean, and all the ostentation and extravagance specifications are in place, but people are not in a state of full appreciation." Joey suddenly became happy and said, "This is what I want to say, but I can't express it right away. Now I know what I want to say-people who have leisure to enjoy often have nothing to eat, while those who have money to eat often can't say anything. " Zeng Jian said with a smile: "This is life!" Joey smiled and said, "Yes, c'estlavie! "
Two people are walking and have reached the Fountain of "Four Little Dolphins". The "Four Little Dolphins" Square, which is crowded with people during the day, is like a beach at low tide, empty, and only four springs are heard gurgling from the dolphins' mouths. Lights are on in the surrounding houses. Through the carved iron guardrail on the balcony outside the window and the white gauze curtain that fluctuates with the wind, the lights are dim, warm and clear, as if every balcony at night is a stage, and the protagonist on the stage is the lamp.
Jane used to sit on the rock by the fountain. The rock is wide and long, and it is cold and slippery at night. On the night of June in the south, the air seeps into their bodies like fresh and cold draft beer, and the stars twinkle in the ancient night sky. The sea breeze blowing from Marseille harbor brings the news of summer.
Zeng Jian lit a cigarette, took two puffs and asked Joey, "Do you know why I went to Hong Kong that year?" Joey paused and said, "Aren't you going to attend some Asian Independent Film Festival?" Zeng Jian looked at the flashing red light of cigarette butts and said, "There is no film festival at all. I just heard that you are in Hong Kong, and my thoughts about you are growing wildly, so I took the Star Ferry to see the sea and see you. Look at the face and listen to the sound. "
Joey was silent for a long time before he said, "As a result, you saw the newborn baby and heard his voice." Zeng Jian sighed and said, "Yes." Neither of them said a word, only heard the sound of the fountain behind them, like a cheerful southern song.
Joey didn't know what he was thinking and asked, "What happened today? I think of these things. " Zeng Jian said, "Before dinner, Zhu Mei told me what you said in her room that day." Joey immediately became uncomfortable and said, "What did she say!" " Zeng Jian asked her sternly, "So, you really never loved me?"
Joey was shocked and said in a very subtle voice, "We are all getting old ... Besides, have I ever loved you?" What does it mean to you? "
Zeng Jian suddenly stopped talking, smoked a few cigarettes, was silent for a while, and then suddenly said, "I still remember you at that time, so thin, obviously unhappy, unmarried, seriously short of sleep, and anxious to take care of your children." You said you wanted to live independently and enjoy the colorful world. You said you were hopelessly waiting ... do you know I've been waiting for so many years? Wait for you to change your mind and leave the person you met in France! "
Joey was speechless for a long time, and the silence between them was like a dangerous ocean. He is waiting for her to speak first. Joey said slowly with tears in his eyes, "Jian Xian, you know I am a person who refuses to believe. It's too beautiful to be true. " Zeng Jian is sitting next to Joey. In the moonlight, his familiar eyebrows, soft lips and faint fragrance. This is Joey's eyebrows, Joey's lips and Joey's smell. Although it's been ten years, it's still Joey in front of me. He found a familiar angle and kissed him on the side of the head. ...
Joey didn't move, let him kiss, as if time had been reversed for ten years, and the girl's feelings were possessed again. The spring breeze is coming again, the waves are rising again, the sun is warm, all the animals are awake, and they are a little drunk after drinking ... She never imagined that the result of this trip would be like this.
After a while, Joey seemed to remember something and said, "There are only a few days left in this trip. Don't tell me anything yet. Too embarrassing. " Zeng Jian smiled and said, "I see." After dinner, he tried again, "I'll come to your place tonight?"
Although Joey can't see himself, he feels a piece of heat burning on his face, burning his neck, shoulders and arms. She looked on fire, grabbed her hand and spat, "Who told you to go, sneaking around, making people look embarrassed!" Zeng Jian said with grievances: "Heaven and earth conscience, what law have I committed?"
Joey ignored him, got up from the rock, walked back and said, "It's late at night, I'm going back to bed." Zeng Jian followed her from behind and said, "Joey, look up at the moon in the sky." Looking up from the bridge, I saw a pale yellow full moon hanging in the dark blue night sky, and the shadow of the sea of tranquility in the month was clearly visible, as if it were particularly close to people. She said to herself, "Why haven't you seen such a beautiful moon sitting there before?" Zeng Jian answered for her: "Because it was covered by a house before. Looking at the moon, I think of Fan Zhongyan's Farewell hanging in your house. I like "every year tonight, the moonlight is like practice, and people are thousands of miles long" ... what did you say in the last few words? "
Aix is the French Spring City, and Little Square is just around the corner. There are stone carvings and gurgling springs in the center of the square. They crossed Mihab Avenue, which is still busy outside the hotel, and walked to the "Four Little Dolphins" spring in the south of the city.
Zeng Jian seems a little absent-minded, and casually asks Joey what he thinks of this hotel. Joey said, "What else is there to say? Nature is the best, but somehow it feels strange. " Jian once asked her what was strange. Joey can't seem to give enough reasons. It took a long time to say, "I recalled my time traveling alone in Europe from time to time along the way." At that time, we always chose the cheapest accommodation, often youth hostels, airports, railway stations, beaches, and even matchbox-like small rooms. It's hard to say, but every room is like a part of life and unforgettable. This time, I feel like a judge of a star-rated hotel. Although I am extravagant, I can't tell the taste. In fact, we are very tired every day and fall asleep when we come back. After all, how much can those gold silk pillows and silver satin quilts bear? "
Zeng Jian, who has always been good at arguing with her, seems to be absent-minded today, just echoing: "I know what you mean, and all the ostentation and extravagance specifications are in place, but people are not in a state of full appreciation." Joey suddenly became happy and said, "This is what I want to say, but I can't express it right away. Now I know what I want to say-people who have leisure to enjoy often have nothing to eat, while those who have money to eat often can't say anything. " Zeng Jian said with a smile: "This is life!" Joey smiled and said, "Yes, c'estlavie! "
Two people are walking and have reached the Fountain of "Four Little Dolphins". The "Four Little Dolphins" Square, which is crowded with people during the day, is like a beach at low tide, empty, and only four springs are heard gurgling from the dolphins' mouths. Lights are on in the surrounding houses. Through the carved iron guardrail on the balcony outside the window and the white gauze curtain that fluctuates with the wind, the lights are dim, warm and clear, as if every balcony at night is a stage, and the protagonist on the stage is the lamp.
Jane used to sit on the rock by the fountain. The rock is wide and long, and it is cold and slippery at night. On the night of June in the south, the air seeps into their bodies like fresh and cold draft beer, and the stars twinkle in the ancient night sky. The sea breeze blowing from Marseille harbor brings the news of summer.
Zeng Jian lit a cigarette, took two puffs and asked Joey, "Do you know why I went to Hong Kong that year?" Joey paused and said, "Aren't you going to attend some Asian Independent Film Festival?" Zeng Jian looked at the flashing red light of cigarette butts and said, "There is no film festival at all. I just heard that you are in Hong Kong, and my thoughts about you are growing wildly, so I took the Star Ferry to see the sea and see you. Look at the face and listen to the sound. "
Joey was silent for a long time before he said, "As a result, you saw the newborn baby and heard his voice." Zeng Jian sighed and said, "Yes." Neither of them said a word, only heard the sound of the fountain behind them, like a cheerful southern song.
Joey didn't know what he was thinking and asked, "What happened today? I think of these things. " Zeng Jian said, "Before dinner, Zhu Mei told me what you said in her room that day." Joey immediately became uncomfortable and said, "What did she say!" " Zeng Jian asked her sternly, "So, you really never loved me?"
Joey was shocked and said in a very subtle voice, "We are all getting old ... Besides, have I ever loved you?" What does it mean to you? "
Zeng Jian suddenly stopped talking, smoked a few cigarettes, was silent for a while, and then suddenly said, "I still remember you at that time, so thin, obviously unhappy, unmarried, seriously short of sleep, and anxious to take care of your children." You said you wanted to live independently and enjoy the colorful world. You said you were hopelessly waiting ... do you know I've been waiting for so many years? Wait for you to change your mind and leave the person you met in France! "
Joey was speechless for a long time, and the silence between them was like a dangerous ocean. He is waiting for her to speak first. Joey said slowly with tears in his eyes, "Jian Xian, you know I am a person who refuses to believe. It's too beautiful to be true. " Zeng Jian is sitting next to Joey. In the moonlight, his familiar eyebrows, soft lips and faint fragrance. This is Joey's eyebrows, Joey's lips and Joey's smell. Although it's been ten years, it's still Joey in front of me. He found a familiar angle and kissed him on the side of the head. ...
Joey didn't move, let him kiss, as if time had been reversed for ten years, and the girl's feelings were possessed again. The spring breeze is coming again, the waves are rising again, the sun is warm, all the animals are awake, and they are a little drunk after drinking ... She never imagined that the result of this trip would be like this.
After a while, Joey seemed to remember something and said, "There are only a few days left in this trip. Don't tell me anything yet. Too embarrassing. " Zeng Jian smiled and said, "I see." After dinner, he tried again, "I'll come to your place tonight?"
Although Joey can't see himself, he feels a piece of heat burning on his face, burning his neck, shoulders and arms. She looked on fire, grabbed her hand and spat, "Who told you to go, sneaking around, making people look embarrassed!" Zeng Jian said with grievances: "Heaven and earth conscience, what law have I committed?"
Joey ignored him, got up from the rock, walked back and said, "It's late at night, I'm going back to bed." Zeng Jian followed her from behind and said, "Joey, look up at the moon in the sky." Looking up from the bridge, I saw a pale yellow full moon hanging in the dark blue night sky, and the shadow of the sea of tranquility in the month was clearly visible, as if it were particularly close to people. She said to herself, "Why haven't you seen such a beautiful moon sitting there before?" Zeng Jian answered for her: "Because it was covered by a house before. Looking at the moon, I think of Fan Zhongyan's Farewell hanging in your house. I like "every year tonight, the moonlight is like practice, and people are thousands of miles long" ... what did you say in the last few words? "
Aix is the French Spring City, and Little Square is just around the corner. There are stone carvings and gurgling springs in the center of the square. They crossed Mihab Avenue, which is still busy outside the hotel, and walked to the "Four Little Dolphins" spring in the south of the city.
Zeng Jian seems a little absent-minded, and casually asks Joey what he thinks of this hotel. Joey said, "What else is there to say? Nature is the best, but somehow it feels strange. " Jian once asked her what was strange. Joey can't seem to give enough reasons. It took a long time to say, "I recalled my time traveling alone in Europe from time to time along the way." At that time, we always chose the cheapest accommodation, often youth hostels, airports, railway stations, beaches, and even matchbox-like small rooms. It's hard to say, but every room is like a part of life and unforgettable. This time, I feel like a judge of a star-rated hotel. Although I am extravagant, I can't tell the taste. In fact, we are very tired every day and fall asleep when we come back. After all, how much can those gold silk pillows and silver satin quilts bear? "
Zeng Jian, who has always been good at arguing with her, seems to be absent-minded today, just echoing: "I know what you mean, and all the ostentation and extravagance specifications are in place, but people are not in a state of full appreciation." Joey suddenly became happy and said, "This is what I want to say, but I can't express it right away. Now I know what I want to say-people who have leisure to enjoy often have nothing to eat, while those who have money to eat often can't say anything. " Zeng Jian said with a smile: "This is life!" Joey smiled and said, "Yes, c'estlavie! "
Two people are walking and have reached the Fountain of "Four Little Dolphins". The "Four Little Dolphins" Square, which is crowded with people during the day, is like a beach at low tide, empty, and only four springs are heard gurgling from the dolphins' mouths. Lights are on in the surrounding houses. Through the carved iron guardrail on the balcony outside the window and the white gauze curtain that fluctuates with the wind, the lights are dim, warm and clear, as if every balcony at night is a stage, and the protagonist on the stage is the lamp.
Jane used to sit on the rock by the fountain. The rock is wide and long, and it is cold and slippery at night. On the night of June in the south, the air seeps into their bodies like fresh and cold draft beer, and the stars twinkle in the ancient night sky. The sea breeze blowing from Marseille harbor brings the news of summer.
Zeng Jian lit a cigarette, took two puffs and asked Joey, "Do you know why I went to Hong Kong that year?" Joey paused and said, "Aren't you going to attend some Asian Independent Film Festival?" Zeng Jian looked at the flashing red light of cigarette butts and said, "There is no film festival at all. I just heard that you are in Hong Kong, and my thoughts about you are growing wildly, so I took the Star Ferry to see the sea and see you. Look at the face and listen to the sound. "
Joey was silent for a long time before he said, "As a result, you saw the newborn baby and heard his voice." Zeng Jian sighed and said, "Yes." Neither of them said a word, only heard the sound of the fountain behind them, like a cheerful southern song.
Joey didn't know what he was thinking and asked, "What happened today? I think of these things. " Zeng Jian said, "Before dinner, Zhu Mei told me what you said in her room that day." Joey immediately became uncomfortable and said, "What did she say!" " Zeng Jian asked her sternly, "So, you really never loved me?"
Joey was shocked and said in a very subtle voice, "We are all getting old ... Besides, have I ever loved you?" What does it mean to you? "
Zeng Jian suddenly stopped talking, smoked a few cigarettes, was silent for a while, and then suddenly said, "I still remember you at that time, so thin, obviously unhappy, unmarried, seriously short of sleep, and anxious to take care of your children." You said you wanted to live independently and enjoy the colorful world. You said you were hopelessly waiting ... do you know I've been waiting for so many years? Wait for you to change your mind and leave the person you met in France! "
Joey was speechless for a long time, and the silence between them was like a dangerous ocean. He is waiting for her to speak first. Joey said slowly with tears in his eyes, "Jian Xian, you know I am a person who refuses to believe. It's too beautiful to be true. " Zeng Jian is sitting next to Joey. In the moonlight, his familiar eyebrows, soft lips and faint fragrance. This is Joey's eyebrows, Joey's lips and Joey's smell. Although it's been ten years, it's still Joey in front of me. He found a familiar angle and kissed him on the side of the head. ...
Joey didn't move, let him kiss, as if time had been reversed for ten years, and the girl's feelings were possessed again. The spring breeze is coming again, the waves are rising again, the sun is warm, all the animals are awake, and they are a little drunk after drinking ... She never imagined that the result of this trip would be like this.
After a while, Joey seemed to remember something and said, "There are only a few days left in this trip. Don't tell me anything yet. Too embarrassing. " Zeng Jian smiled and said, "I see." After dinner, he tried again, "I'll come to your place tonight?"
Although Joey can't see himself, he feels a piece of heat burning on his face, burning his neck, shoulders and arms. She looked on fire, grabbed her hand and spat, "Who told you to go, sneaking around, making people look embarrassed!" Zeng Jian said with grievances: "Heaven and earth conscience, what law have I committed?"
Joey ignored him, got up from the rock, walked back and said, "It's late at night, I'm going back to bed." Zeng Jian followed her from behind and said, "Joey, look up at the moon in the sky." Looking up from the bridge, I saw a pale yellow full moon hanging in the dark blue night sky, and the shadow of the sea of tranquility in the month was clearly visible, as if it were particularly close to people. She said to herself, "Why haven't you seen such a beautiful moon sitting there before?" Zeng Jian answered for her: "Because it was covered by a house before. Looking at the moon, I think of Fan Zhongyan's Farewell hanging in your house. I like "every year tonight, the moonlight is like practice, and people are thousands of miles long" ... what did you say in the last few words? "
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